some anime protagonist that has Big Thoughts on the folly of man: every day i wake up in this dirty and decrepit city. i see the thugs and criminals lining the streets. i see the innocents weeping in fear. i see myself, a coward, standing on the sidelines.

Me, who grew up in Las Vegas: you live in fucking tokyo, prep.

some anime protagonist that has Big Thoughts on the folly of man: animals, that’s all we are. violent and sexual. incapable of overcoming our most base desires. our humanity is nothing but a weak cover for our inherent desire to destroy.

Me, chugging a bottle of codeine that belongs to my mother: you have one of the lowest crime rates in the world, PREP.