I love old Forensic Files because most of the 1990s murder cases that involve a computer also involve someone who doesn’t know shit about how computers work because it’s the 90s and 98% of the time the police open up the suspect’s computer and there’s an email that Murder McJackass has composed to his Hot Online Girlfriend that straight up says “hey marsha. kind of feel like killing my wife today” hastily shoved into the trash can without even an attempt to empty it or damage the hard drive or wipe the data and then McJackass is there in the courtroom like “I WAS HACKED!”

“Sir, is your AOL username not sexyserialkillermoustache247?”

“HACKED, I TELL YOU.”