newwavey websites clearly made by techbro designers who have sacrificed their humanity in the quest for the nebulous concept of “sleek” where the whole website is actually one loooong stretch of a single webpage and the links at the top just jump you further down the main scroll of info you were already on and had finished and now thought there was more pages but no, there’s no actual pages or space for any kind of elaboration it’s just the super-compressed, basic info they’ve trimmed down to chic meaningless buzzwords and artfully shoved onto basically-an-ancient-scroll-but-electronic + one singular link to a “contact us” page but even then that’s probably also on the All-The-Information-You-Seek-Is-In-This-Scroll, We-Simplified-This-For-You page at the very bottom

those? those give me anxiety. i will take some basic ass 90s html shit over that any day.