יולי 2012

tagging textbook photos as #txtbookporn

#het #why more het jacob #because fuck you

#het #GAY STUFF!!! #thank u jacob #ur welcome #fellatio

#het #more het #im sry u get gay stuff next but it’s the last for this part of txtbookporn blogging

#STR8 UP GAY SHIT #YOU’RE WELCOME #make this w/e pairing u want in ur head no-one’s judging

#het #cunnilingus #vaginas #EDIT: I FORGOT THIS HAD LESBIANS

oh my god why are people that dont follow my main following this blog

I MEAN I APPRECIATE IT

BUT

OK

kyrianne started following you

Hi sis.

grolify:

Ok I fixed the shoulder. Thought about changing the rest to a more comfortable looking position but what the hell, Jake’s probably pretty flexible anyway and we all want to see the butt.

Also yes, that is lube. I am fully aware that butts don’t get wet but thanks for all the messages anyway lmao

grolify:

I…

…uh

happyds:

hso stuff out the way, time for ugly porn

holy shit

request pairings or you're just going to get a really weird medley

doublepistols answered your questionrequest pairings or you’re just going to get a really weird medley
davekat (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

good

conksuckers answered your questionrequest pairings or you’re just going to get a really weird medley
bro x cal yes. (not entirely kidding but stridercest of any kind is cool just saying ok)

i’m actually kind of in a brodirk mood so i might do both

also good

spacetierjade answered your questionrequest pairings or you’re just going to get a really weird medley
cotton candy ladyporn gO (alternatively davejohn)
solsticeapocalypse answered your questionrequest pairings or you’re just going to get a really weird medley
Dirk/Equius?

man i knew there were reasons i love you guys

WOULD ANYONE HATE ME IF I REBLOGGED BRO/GRANDPA INSTEAD BECAUSE WOW I JUST... FOUND SOMETHING.... REALLY NICE..........

faun-songs:

You will learn to obey, lad.

Bro/Grandpa for the masses (guess who has a cockring)

riderkind:

shh im not here

throws almost selfcest at you

monsieurmoose:

Anonymous asked you: 

how about dirk riding one of those bad dragon cocks, the horse one maybe?

╮(─▽─)╭

0dalesque:

scarvenrot has been giving me back my CalBro feels 

gomen