“Jade keeps bands around her fingers to help her remember things.”
FAQ
Who runs this horrible excuse for a blog?
`Fonixe`
Otherwise known as, Mod F. I am female, and I like Homestuck, Ponies, Pokemon and Gravity Falls. Let’s be friends. You know it’s me, because I tend to be rather nice, but I can be mean if I want to be. Especially if something or someone triggers me to do so.
`WarpedLamp`
Formally known as Mod L. I’m a dude but people seem to fuck that up more often than they really should. I would tell you I like Homestuck but that statement would be about as redundant as it gets. I spend almost all of my time on the internet so I’m typically around the most. I’m characterized mostly by my laziness, if I’m currently running the show and you submit a fact just through text the chances are that I’m not going to be motivated enough to make it into a post. I’m not above making useless text posts so expect some of those while I’m around. I can rather patient with people but I have my limits just like anyone else. If you ever have a question that isn’t about affiliation, the blogs theme, or anything else that could be considered important, feel free to ask me.
`MageOfForm`
The other one. I am an antagonist extraordinary! Not really, I just have a hard time writing *about me* things and that sounded cool. I don’t even know what it means. I spend all the time that I’m not asleep coding or on tumblr, or making an attempt at doing both, so I’m here quite often. I want to say something interesting and unexpected like “I hate Homestuck” but that is a dirty lie and we all know it. So to wrap up this unaimed collection of words and sentences with something relevant: I tend to make picture posts out of the text submits because it makes me feel
POWERFUL and PRODUCTIVE or something like that.
`Shipperalmighty`
The great and powerful MOD S!!
She’s p awesome, and she can edit this if she wants!
What was the Great :B war of 2012?
Once upon a time Mod F got a lot of hate and annoying messages about how John didn’t use the “:B” emoticon. Let’s never do that again.
What does Mod L mean by “that thing he hates?”
When I say “that thing I hate” I’m talking about when people reblog our posts along with saying things like “this fact isn’t forgotten” or “you’d have to be some kind of moron to forget this,” it pisses me off to no end to see that.
Why was my submission not accepted?
Either we already had it submitted, it isn’t “forgotten” enough, or it didn’t follow guidelines.
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The ‘bait’ debate with Spidertrolls has already been st8ed in comic.
“There is no doubt about it anymore. She is clearly baiting you into confrontation.
You mean 88ing.”
Even though this isn’t from my blog, I think it deserves to be here!
“Gamzee is actually very religious.”
==> Submitted by Applesthenblank
50 followers!!
I never expected to get this many in less than ONE WEEK!!!
You guys make me so happy, I just, I can’t even!!
“Roxy is a very intelligent hacker and computer programmer.”
==> Submitted by Anon
idk if this counts for anything, but a lot of people forget that all twelve trolls are good friends, or at least ok friends. A lot of unimportant stuff happens off screen, like friends just chatting it up.
Hmm, not sure if it is quite important enough to go into a photo, but I think everyone at least deserves to see this! It could be useful information. So I will just casually put this here…
“Kanaya and Rose are often silly with each other, they are not just sassy lesbians.”
John does not think Dave is cool.
Hm, I guess this is true, thinking back, but it MAY not be important enough… I will just drop this here anyway!
I just got online 10 minutes ago, and I started off with 50 followers when I logged on… I am now up to 219 followers and counting! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you all! I didn’t think this blog would get ANY attention! And now I can’t keep up with all these submissions!
I think I need a new mod to help me with this soon!!
Should I open up a registration for another mod? orrr… Because as of now, it is just me…
-Mod F
If you ever need a mod, I'd apply C:
Yes, I may have mod openings soon! I really could use the help! I will let everyone know as soon as possible! This is getting overwhelming for me!
I would be happy to be a mod, though I'm not really sure what I would do
Well if I was looking for mods, (Which I most definately will be very soon!!) then I would make sure you were quality for the job, then I would give you the password and email to log into the account. I must warn you, the password is very silly, random and immature! Because this is actually a kind of old account, I just never used until now!
Okay, that’s it! I’m opening a position for another mod to take care of this blog as well! I may even take more than one, maybe two or three others?
I’m thinking for now, just having three mods would be good. Me, and two others… So…
Heres the deal!
Just send me an (no anon!!) ask with info about yourself, how trustworthy you could be, how much you would be online to help, how NICE and how PATIENT you are? :’D
And you would also need a name, hm yes.
You can call ME mod F. I am the creater and official owner of this blog. I have a personal, but I don’t know if I want to link it here, just because I know I would get popular on my personal, and I don’t really WANT to be popular there unless I deserve it. So, send me your asks, and I will see what I can do!!
-Mod F
Oh... oh my... can I just maybe, love your face or something? My kokoro is all doki doki for you.
Oh my, yes of course you can! You are beautiful as well! C'mere and give me a hug!
I'd actually love to apply as well, good sir/madam
Well I think you should! c: Just go ahead and send me things about yourself, and I will get right on it!
If you're overwhelmed with submissions, then yeah, open for another Mod. (I can be a Mod/shot)
Would you? Go ahead and send in some info about yourself! I will see what I can do!
Oh man, congrats!!! Haha! Seriously, this is a wonderful blog though. You said you were looking for another mod? I would be happy to assist, if need be. Congrats again, and cheers!
Ohhh Thank you! I appreciate that! And yes I AM looking for another mod at the moment!! TWO to be exact!
What do you mean by info for the application?
Send in information about yourself! ^^ Simple as counting to one two three!
New mod!!
Meet Mod L! c:
We have our third mod! Alright, I think that is enough for now! No new mod applications, please!
But Thank you ALL for entering, I really appreciate the help for it!
And would the two mods that I sent info on, please message me again, and I will respond with the information needed!
And now, back to your regular brodcast.
well Im gonna log off for the night, and hopefully the other two mods will log in and introduce themselves and whatnot.
-Mod F
Oh well ok then.
Hi I’m mod L, there really isn’t much more to know about me other than this is sort of my first time doing this sort of thing and needless to say I’m a little nervous.
So yeah.
-Mod L
“Eridan hates the Land Dwellers because they pollute the ocean. He hates them for no other real reason.”
==> Submitted by Anon
this is in response to the submission about Jade's strings on her fingers: I believe she stopped using them, didn't she? I seem to remember some panel where she had a bit of a breakdown and stopped doing that.
Yes, she did. She got very mad at herself, and then threw them all off. She did, however, keep one of them on, for a reason she never remembered.
Dave isn’t always coolkid. He can be as much of a dork as John.
==> Submitted by Anon
“John is not ‘Kawaii’ he is actually very snappy and kind of mean.”
==> Submitted by Anon
I clicked on FAQ and it says Page not found?
Well that’s weird.
-Mod L
change the url to hs instead of homestuck on the link for the faq
Yes, thank you, I fixed it.
Fixed the Faq!
Any submission rules?
not currently! I should really make some though!
“Tavros asked Jade out after Gamzee asked him out”
“Tavros is allergic to cats.”
==> Submitted by Homko
==> Submitted by mrtavrosnitram
==> Submitted by mspandarew
Can I just... *embraces your blog and whispers sweet nothings into its ear*
Glad you like it.
-Mod L
==> Submitted by Mod L
Now’s the part where I hope the other mods find it in their hearts to forgive me.
Either that or I drown this mess out with more facts.
I think the latter is more likely.
-Mod L
==> Submitted by eridanismywwaifu
Ahhh yeah u__u I'm really sorry about that Hass thing. I noticed it after I submitted it and sent an ask about disregarding the entry, but I guess it didn't get through.
No harm done I suppose, and now that I’ve gotten that tidbit of information I can blame tumblr’s messaging system for this whole mess.
Yeah, that works.
-Mod L
I think you should delete the post about Jake/Hass, before more people see it and start thinking the wrong thing.
Yeah I probably should. It’s started taunting me with its existence anyways.
-Mod L
So yeah, let’s make sourcing a thing now.
-Mod L
I got bored and started finding sources for all the old facts on this blog, would you like me to send them in as a submission? I've only got six or seven left to find unless I missed some. (I really like this blog and I have no life.)
I don’t think that's necessary, if there was any doubt in the truth of those facts you guys would have been more than willing to let us know; though the gesture is appreciated.
-Mod L
Providing a source isn't only about ensuring the validity of a fact. I assume that many people who see your posts would want to see the context of the fact or read the section it's from. So I think it would be a good idea to accept those sources for already existing posts so that you can edit them into those posts.
Fair enough.
-Mod L
I’m not sure what Mod L did, but, I forgive her! Apparently it had something to do with Jake? Haha oh well! Whatever it was, what’s done is done! And it’s in the past, and we can forget about it!
-Mod F
…her
-Mod L
“Sollux is bipolar.”
==Submitted by Porkdumpling