July 2012

I like to imagine that the icon fandumb (or fandom blogs) use are their mascot. Of course, that makes this blog Sollux. Hs-pet-peeves is Karkat, and so on. Speaking of which, you're the only affiliate of said blog. (I think you know where I'm going with this so when's the wedding)

-Mod L

everytime i see "Mod l" I think it says Mod I, then i think of "Mod, I..." like those "X, I...' memes and then i think of Handsome face "BLUH"ing Gamzee and I cry myself to sleep

-Mod L

i didnt even mean to send that fuckING PISS ON ME

-Mod L

I just misread some of that ask as: Sollux - his pet peeve is Karkat.

-Mod L

I would like to challenge the trolls with nipples fact. Really, it's just the way the panel was done, drawing over a regular human romance cover. They're kind of a hard thing to edit out without making it obvious. I mean, my personal headcanon gives them nipples, but I don't see that panel as viable evidence of such.

First of all I would like to give you props for submitting this in a civilized manner.

Yeah I’ll give you partial credit on this one. I don’t really think it would have been that much of a problem to edit them out, considering that Hussie is rather experienced with these things, but it’s also entirely possible that he just didn’t care enough. It probably would have been a wise choice on my end to have worded that a bit differently to avoid this sort of confrontation. Though in that panel you can quite clearly see that there are trolls with nipples, so I’m still standing by this.

…I just realized if someone asks me what I’m doing I’ll have to say “trying to justify my posting that trolls have nipples as a fact on the blog that I admin for," -sigh- my life is a truly difficult one.

-Mod L

Troll nipples shoot acid. Duh.

Thank…

-Mod F

Jane used to have an interest in botany, if memory serves well.

We go that one

-Mod L

Aaaaaaaaand that didn't last long.

-Mod L

I love this blog! uUu Great idea, I already know these things but I like reading the facts.

Thank you.

You have a great url.

-Mod L

Okay, so a couple of days ago people were debating whether or not Karkat slept during the game. As I remember it, he did not go to sleep. He did, however, pass out upon being presented with Kanaya sawing Tavros's legs off, and that's when he woke up on Prospit.

He gets woozy at the sight of blood, yup! :)

Wow, another reason F and L are my OTP

S T O P

-Mod F

i pale ship mod a and mod l.

They are my OTP too.

-Mod F

whoops the shipping anon sparked something in me... OTP,,,

Noooooo ;A;

-Mod F

fefri asked the horrorterrors to create the dream bubbles for them

We got that one already.

As punishment for sending this you must look at this gif.

-Mod L 

*repeated head banging*

I put no gif there

I quit life

-Mod L

John has never used the ":B" emoticon.

Clearly you were not around for The Great :B War of 2012.

Let’s not reopen old wounds.

-Mod L

"TA: kiind of liike wiith regii2tered 2ex offender2 and 2chool2." Trolls have schools (PG 003615)

Eeeeeeeeeh I don’t know if this counts as a forgotten fact. I think it falls under as a fact nobody really noticed to begin with, but that’s pretty interesting so I’ll just leave it here.

-Mod L

I think we should look at the previous post regarding trolls and schools. Apparently they have sex offenders, as well. Which begs the question, if all adults are off planet, are their CHILD sex offenders?

-Mod L

what on earth was the :B war and where can i read it

The Great :B War of 2012 was a fuckton of questions regarding whether or not John used the :B emote.

It was really stupid.

-Mod L

By that logic, they also have presidents.

I fail to see your reasoning here, mind explaining?

-Mod L

TA: iif ii 2ee one more 2narl of wiire2. TA: kiind of juttiing out and beiing tangled or whatever. TA: ii am goiing two perform 2ome 2ort of athletiic fuckiing 2omer2ault off the deep end and get a call from the pre2iident or 2ome 2hiit. TA: 2o go away. (same page as sex offenders and schools, 3615)

Hm.

Either Hussie didn’t think this dialog through or he told us far more about troll society than we once thought.

-Mod L

Yo if you sent something but forgot to source it can you resend?

By all means do so, it’s a shame when we get really good ones that don’t have a source.

-Mod L

If we start taking everything from Homestuck literally (something I doubt Hussie intended us to do), we might as well assume that, based on the fact that Equius' trolltag is CentaursTesticle, hoofbeasts (and possibly other Trollian animals) reproduce the same way humans do, in which case it doesn't make sense for Trolls to be so confused by human biology and reproduction.

You just poked a giant hole in the fabric of Homestuck.

I hope you’re happy.

-Mod L

the dream is collapsing

Sorry, had to.

-Mod L

In response to all the Sollux/troll culture talk, I have a theory that doesn't have a whole lot of basis but might explain. Perhaps these things are part of troll sayings and we just see them translated into their english equivalents(since it's already being translated from Alternian to English, why not the sayings too?)

That sounds fairly possible.

-Mod L

Stop being so dramatic. My point is, Homestuck is very surreal, and sometimes it just doesn't make sense. You can't read too far into something that's meant to be silly and fun.

I was kidding, did I not make that apparent? If so I apologize.

-Mod L

Rebloggable version? Do it!!!!

Hey sepulchresilence, do you care if I do that?

-Mod L

I would be flattered! Go ahead.

Awesome.

-Mod L

*pokes a giant hole in a piece of fabric with the word homestuck written on it*

-Mod L

I really wanna follow this blog, but the mods are stupid bitches. :/

Well that’s a rude thing to say friend, you sort of hurt my feelings there.

-Mod L

Alot of people figure jake has a british accent because his last name is english. Actually, there are alot of subtle hints that grandma jade named him after Lord English to prove a point!

OH LORD NO

No offense or anything but if we put that up our askbox will be a shitstorm of people correcting us or mocking us for putting that up. It’s 6AM and I don’t need that right now.

-Mod L