July 2012

but technically all of the canon trolls are the last of their kind now, aren't they? since everything on alternia was destroyed.

GOOD LORD YOU’RE RIGHT

-Mod L

Blood rank is based off of how fatal the vast glub is.

Ok then.

-Mod L

I was under the impression that the Hemospectrum is based on longevity. And maybe strength, too. I think I remember Feferi strong-jumping through her gates like Equius at some point, but I don't have a source for that.

I don’t recall such a thing.

I should really re-read Homestuck at some point.

-Mod L

It actually wasn't quite a strong-jump Feferi did, but more like a dolphin-jump out of her fishbowl planet. Still, it was definitely a feat.

I’ll take your word for it.

-Mod L

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006024

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Why is Sollux our icon?

Because that was the first icon worthy picture I found in all of my files. Haha, so there you have it.

-Mod F

source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006371

source 2: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Fistkind

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How come Vriska and Kanaya can punch people without a specibus?

Beats me with a stick.

-Mod L

If the Hemospectrum was based off of rarity, wouldn't it be Karkat at the top, followed by Kanaya and then Feferi? Because there was only one other troll to ever have Karkat's blood color, Kanaya's is naturally rare, and almost everyone of Feferi's ends up dying- there's usually only 2 at one time.

I never said it was based on rarity, I said it wasn’t.

Also why are we still talking about this?

-Mod L

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001937

Strife Specibus weapons listed include rolling pins, scissors, lamps, nail guns, fire escapes, and pizza cutters, among other things.

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I assume "fireextkind" means "fire extinguisher kind", not "fire exit kind" (or "fire escape" as your post called it).

You can’t prove that, for all we know there could be someone killing imps with fire exits.

-Mod L

It means Firefox Extension kind.

-nods- also very likely.

-Mod L

if it were fire extinguishers, it'd probably be fireextrkind since -kinds can be 12 characters long including the "kind" part

No stop using real logic, that’s not how this works.

-Mod L

Adhering to the 12 characters thing, if it were fire exit, it'd be "fireexitkind". Just saying.

You’re doing that logic thing too, stop that.

-Mod L

Source: http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004178, near the bottom of the Pesterlog.

==> Submitted by salvadorthisisabible

is your strife specibus fuqlogickind? /shotforbadjokes/

I would use lamp kind. You just can’t beat cracking someone over the head with a lamp.

-Mod L

"No stop using real logic, that’s not how this works." Mod L I think you just explained Homestuck in a sentence. *applauds slowly in utter awe*

-Mod L

craking?? is that a word?

Ok smart guy, I’m not good at spelling.

-Mod L

I saw ladle- and trophy- kind on that list. Very creative.

Also very ineffective.

-Mod L

And yet Fancy Santa Kind is the deadliest. lmoa

-Mod L

that depends on the size of your trophy.

-Mod L

I see a lot of places that say there are no black blooded Trolls. But doesn't His Honorable Tyranny count as one? He has black blood. (005653) HHT and Mindfang after the hanging of Redglare. (005654) And the black blood of HHT on the cane sword. Tumblr apparently doesn't like links in ask boxes, so I just put the page numbers.

This one has, and will always be, a little to iffy for me to make into a fact. It just screams askbox shitstorm to me.

-Mod L

What if it was a sword-trophy. Or a really big ladle.

-Mod L

Mod L: Truth Finder of Homestuck and keeper of all Reaction GIFS

-Mod L

Hussie said once that HHT has black blood because he's just a big monster.

Ok thank you.

-Mod L

can i ship all of the mods together?

You wouldn’t be the first.

-Mod L

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To the person asking about people punching without fistkind, maybe its that they specialize in fist attacks, and that affords them special abilities? (ie roxys ghost punch)

Probably.

How about we just stop annalyzing this? Haha, I don’t know.

-Mod F

source - http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004019

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fistkind?? yeah i'm sure there are weapons for that, i mean would the sburb devs be so dumb as to make brass knuckles and other fist accessories their own categories??

Well I guess so, maybe they ALL have their own unique fistkind? Maybe that’s it?! We may never know.

-Mod F

why does that panel look all that messed up

Which panel? They all look fine to me!

-Mod F

There was also the time Vriska stabbed Tavros with a lance, and I doubt she also has lancekind, so I think the MST3K Mantra might be a good thing to remember in this situation.

Ah, true, she isn’t lancekind, yet she used a lance. Though it WAS a very brief use, she did use it.

-Mod F

Did you guys just use a Todd in the shadows gif? I've been looking for one forever.

I think there’s a blog deticated to TGWTG Gifs, but heck if I know what it is.

-Mod L

Funnily enough, that blog is tgwtggif[.]tumblr[.]com.

Well there you go then.

-Mod L

John has a Problem Sleuth poster in his room.

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So, how would I go about submitting something to here? Do I need to grab a panel, and paste the thing on there, or do I just submit the fact and you guys take up everything thereafter?

Either or works, just remember to source the fact.

-Mod L

Also this happened.

Thanks for the follows guys, you all rock

-Mod L

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004430

==> Submitted by outofplacehomestucks

one of the posts says doc scratch is four feet tall ? is there like somewhere it says that or something/ because like in comparison to his furniture he would be like 5'8 or maybe even like 6' or something

Nope. He is 4 feet.

Mouse over the top of this page ==> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005972

Actually, its never even been implied that you needed to set something to your strife deck, in order to use it as a weapon, thats just head-canon. You can still use anything normally. It doesn't suddenly stop working. The strife deck is just an easier deck that restricts you to a single kind of item, but you can access it without having to go through the hassle of your Modus, making it ideal for weapons, which you generally need PRETTY FUCKING QUICKLY when something is attacking.

We have been arguing about this all day.
How about we leave it at this.

-Mod F

Tavros is allergic to cats. /?s=6&p=004064

Already got this one. c:

http://forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com/post/26601814317/tavros-is-allergic-to-cats-submitted-by

-Mod F

Can we get that last ask about strife decks as a rebloggable thing?

Sure thing, just a second.

-Mod F

Rebloggable request.

Terezi pretends her scalemates are alive because it annoys the other trolls.

==> Submitted by sopophei

(Jake english is a canon babe.)

Not sure what you are getting at, but yes, Jake is very much canon, and he is a babe. Can’t we all agree on that?

-Mod F

Submitted by ==> waywardchappy

I am really contemplating as to whether or not I should start to make a queue…

I’m not sure.

It would probably make the job easier, but at the same time I feel as if it isn’t necessary.

What do you think?

post/27210466017 is incorrect. Terezi can't see.

-Mod L

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?p=002669&s=6

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http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001931

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