August 2012

Your anons kind of need to get over themselves. If they like the concept of a blog, but not the mods, they can just unfollow and make their own blog to run the way they want to. It's a lot more productive than whining to mods that don't care.

I couldn’t agree more.

-Mod L

you guys could do a separate account for asks. :U sorta like what socially unacceptable art does. that way, people who like the asks can follow that account, people who don't don't have to wade through the asks, and you guys don't have to stop answering asks. i do have to admit, even with tumblr savior, it gets tedious to have one content post for every ten ask replies.

First off, I must thank you for not being rude about it, this is how we can actually take things seriously.
And, I have actually thought about it, considering we have gotten multiple suggestions on doing so. I honestly don’t like the idea too much, and I realize that it might be a bit annoying to sift through asks, but I just have no motivation.

Sorry.

-Mod F

Once upon a time, Mod L and Mod F sang METAL SONGSS BECAUSE THEY WERE AREWON=ME LIKE THAT AND THN MOD A WAS LIEK LOLNOPE SO MODL AND MOD F STARTED SINGING REALLY ASWESOM VOCALOID ROCK MUSIC AND THN THE WRODL IMPLODED TWICE FROM AWESOMENESS AND THEN MOD L AND MOD F HAD HOT YAOI SEX AND IT WAS THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER The end.

Thanks

-Mod F

hey this is probably a useless ask but two questions one you guys ok and two i ship you all

1) Yeah we’re fine

2) You wouldn’t be the first.

-Mod L

What was the shipping ask that said something about one of the Mods being a dominatrix?

WHAT

-Mod L

They probably got the wrong blog. Batman's totally a dom.

I’m not going to deny that that sounds incredibly true but…still

-Mod L

wait a second what blog does batman run

hs-pet-peeves, and it’s The Batman.

-Mod L

Well that's good because I felt uncomfortable throwing Fonix in there anyways. Fonix can go to Fonixland where she can't hear the noise of the two of you doing unspeakable things.

-Mod L

someone said nepeta was autistic which i remember hearing. is that a true fact? would you know? or idk just thought id point it out.

It was never confirmed in the comic, and until it is, it is just headcanon.

So no, it is not true.

EDIT: Karkat calls her autistic, but it was just an insult.

-Mod F

just curious, is there any specific reason a lot of todays facts are about gamzee or is it just coincidence

Merely a coincidence, haha.

-Mod F

thank you for that last fact because it was never really clear to me i feel extremely enlightened (and im not being sarcastic)

No problem there, friend!!
-Mod F 

Hugs ur face.

Thanks.

I needed that

-Mod F

IT"S THE TAVPOCALYPSE RUn

-Mod L

tAVMAGEDDON

-Mod L

How many facts do we have heading our way at the moment, boss? :O

Well the queue has posted everything for the day.

There are 28 things in it right now.

-Mod L

I'm like 90% sure the Tavpocalypse is something I'd like to be a part of but then the other 10% of me is going like "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ENTAILS ASIDE FROM TAVROS" and I'm lost help please

I can’t help you with that.

Just, embrace the Tavpocolypse.

How can I be Tavros when I am already Tavros?

-Mod F

hi fhsf i need help my cousin is being a typical homestuck weeb can this be solved with vigorous anal fisting

-Mod L

"don’t you know not to follow unquality blogs?" is that so? yOU JUST LOST A FOLlower

Good!!
We don’t need followers like you!
I would use Tumblrstalkr to see who you are, but for some reason it’s not loading properly, right now.

-Mod F

Well that was a rude anon.

Thanks I didn’t notice.

But yes, yes they were!

-Mod F

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Where is your next button I cannot find it U_U

It’s on the left underneath some text, you can’t miss it.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L

Hussie has said once (answering a question about the characters' races) that even though john calls bro a 'white rapper' in text, that was just an amusing line to him and you could still imagine bro looking however you wanted. I think even text based appearance facts are kind of dodgy then, based on that.

Hence why that doesn’t make them fly.

-Mod L

Going through your asks mod f and l remind me of Caliope and Caliborn and it's kinda cute

-Mod L

Homestuck fact John is a young man that stands in his room

I don't believe you.

-Mod L

Why hasn't WV had to pee yet? Do carapaces even have a digestion system?

No, they just eat for shits and giggles.

-Mod L

WV: Eat. Shit. Giggle.

-Mod L

Karkat has grey skin Source: Every page with Karkat

-Mod L