August 2012

fact j0hn is a h0m0sexual

Pics or it didn’t happen.

EDIT: Aradia is that you

-Mod F

There was something that happened that I think people forget and I can't remember what it was even though I was thinking about it last night

Thanks.

-Mod F

Fact: Dave has the dokis for John's 8utt

i have the best most forgotten fact it is so forgotten that none of you will even realize it happened: terezi is blind. source: all of it

WHOA THERE FRIEND I THINK YOU MAY WANT TO SLOW DOWN

-Mod F

Um excuse me. Terezi very clearly has eyes, thus she can see. Source: my brains

thanks.

-Mod F

F4CT JOHN W4NTS TO M4K3 OUT W1TH D4V3 B3C4US3 H3S HOTT3R TH4N H3LL

ok

-Mod F

WOW SERIOUSLY GUYS you're all forgetting THE most forgotten fact in the history of all of homestuck!!!! fact: homestuck has been brought to you by the letter... h!!!

And brought to you by the number 413!

-Mod F

I sometimes wonder why you don't just ignore some of the asks you get.

Because I can have fun too, Can’t I??

Sorry if I am offending you.

-Mod F

fact: fhsf's mods are the sassiest mods of all

I am Sassy Gay Vriska.

-Mod F

I wasn't offended, it just didn't look like you were having fun with the "ok" and "thanks" posts. Like you were just getting the asks answered and fun wasn't involved at all.

Haha, I suppose I could answer them better, but those were just my answers to get the point across. I’m just doing it to put them out in the open. ‘Cause some people enjoy the asks?

-Mod F

Fact, I 6hip Mod F and Mod L.

Well he is a sexy beast.

-Mod F

#swag

-Mod L

I DIDNT SAY THAT

Mod L, Im-

-Mod F

Sassy Gay Vriska is the best Vriska. It's canon. Source: Mod F.

I am sassy gay vriska, I am the only good Vriska out there.

Im kidding, Vriska is my favorite character I love her ;A;

-Mod F

patron trolls? (if it hasn't been awnsered already ._.)

Well, much to my dismay, I’m a Taurus.

I’m sure the other mods will chime in with theirs soon enough.

-Mod L

How long do submissions take to get through?

Well it depends on what you mean by “get through.”

If you mean making it out of the queue, it depends. We have 27 things in their right now so it could take a while; but if you ever want me to bump something up for you I have no problems doing so.

-Mod L

This blog is mostly a fight between all the mods. It's pretty funny and that's why I stick around. The Homestuck facts are a bonus.

>Implying that I haven’t already won.

-Mod L

Is Mod L WarpedLamp?

Damn.

If only we had an FAQ that answered this question…

-Mod L

whenever i see "mod l" I always read it "model".

I’m a mod l you know what I mean~

And I do my little turn on the catwalk~

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah~

I do my little turn on the catwalk~

-Mod L

YO DAWG YOUR ART BE MAD YO

Please direct this comment to someone who actually deserves it.

-Mod L

iM PEE THE CATWALK THING WAS TOO MUCH soo, this blog is run by sassy gay vriska, a model, and the other one. hm. interesting.

-Mod L

mod f is my favorite

TAKE THAT HOMESTUCKSONDA.

I kid I kid, and I love you too, Anon. ;A;

-Mod F

Hey Mods L, F, Other One, you guys should each draw a picture of your fave character! I'd love to see your art!

Tavros and Vriska are both my favorites, okay, I cant choose one, but I decided to draw Tavros. ;A;

CHECK YOUR PRIVELEDGES MOD L TAVROS IS THE SHIT.

Also a quick scribble on photoshop, ok? I forgot to color his pants, oops and i purposely didnt color the wheelchair im lazy ok

-Mod F

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So we’re all going to get to wittness the extent of my lazyness: here’s a picture I drew two months ago because I don’t feel like drawing right now and this is my only picture of Sollux.

-the other one

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The only downside of sleeping until 4PM is that I miss out on doing things like this in a timely manner.

Check it yo.

-Mod L

Since Jake's dreamself is dead, does that mean he's lost his chance as god tier?

Oh… Hm… Well… Maybe?

But, that WAS in Jane’s dream after all.. Hmm.. WHO KNOWS.

EDIT: Oh yeah, don’t forget Jades dreambot!!

-Sassy Gay Tavris Mod F

We've seen people with dead dreamselves godtier before though

I know, I edited that post! :)
-Mod F

Don't you hate it when you step away from Homestuck for one Disney-esque villain song on the balcony and then come back to find that everything's gone to hell.

Yes. That’s the worst feeling.

-Mod F

It says on page 004154 that First Guardians can't be told what to do. However, we've seen gCat being controlled by the Condesce and Bec by Tavros. Thoughts?

Wow, I’ve actually been thinking about this. First ask in a while that actually made me think pretty hard. Maybe the guardians were like, I don’t know how to put it, “off guard” a little, so to speak. So they could be controlled? Oh wait, or maybe if like, you are in a panic or NEED something done (like, how an Adrenaline rush would affect a human.) They could control the guardians.

-Mod F

I think they mean "told what to do" in a narrative sense. I think characters in the story can tell them what to do just fine. You just can't boss them around from outside the story. Because we've also seen Tavros control normal guardians, which is something that was said to be impossible in-story.

Oh, good! I'm not the only one confused by this then!. I suppose that would explain it... I guess, maybe, it's just another detail that slipped out of Andrew's memory? He's said that happens on occasion. An explanation would still be nice, though.

Yeah, Andrew HAS said a lot that the comic is so huge, so not everything can be remembered.

Much like me and this blog.

-Mod F

do you tag your asks??? because its completely fine to answer asks, but i think you should tag them just in case theyre a wee bit dash floody

Yeah, we do. :D

fhsf ask

-Mod F

I dont know if I missed something later on, but on page 003779 Bro find Dave in the meteor and is "prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades." Did he know he was going to find Dave?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he knew he was going to find Dave.

-Mod F

All of the guardians were supposedly aware of their charge and the playing of sburb ahead of time, but I can't recall why. One of them had a bunch of newspaper clippings and stuff about them.

i like to think that skaia gives guardians of those destined to play sburb a ton of knowledge and power, sort of like the sprites, so they can protect them until they enter and know what to do until then

I guess that makes sorta sense, for a good headcanon.

-Mod F

Fact: half the things that go on in Homestuck is true legit magick.

Thanks

-Mod F

|(´◉◞౪◟◉) i like your butt

I like yours, Bby. ;D *wonk*

-Mod F