November 2012

i sent that bec and john birthday thing in like 3 months ago are you shitting me

i got that already i know

EDIT: Deleted it!~ She wasnt around back then, so haha yeah

-Mod F

What's with all the incorrect sources? Not to be mean, but I sent a lot of these in a few months ago and you credit them to someone else. Sorry if I sound rude, just wondering

Here’s what happens.

Let’s say that I’m going through the inbox and I see something that I don’t think works for one reason or another, I delete it.

Now let’s say that Mod F goes through the inbox and sees that very same fact submitted by someone else, because her idea of a fact holding up is different from mine she loads it up into the queue.

Do you see where I’m going with this?

-Mod L

probably the most forgotten hs fact is that jakedirk is not cannon

You seem to have a lot of hate in your body.

Look at this.

-Mod L

A lot of people forget that Hussie made all ships canon in that Twitter post of his.

What a shame.

-Mod F

DirkJake isn't canon.

ok

-Mod F

We see Gamzee 2 years after he supposedly dies in Act 6 I 4 IN Act 6 I 3. Idk if that is the result of messed up time crap but so far it appears Gamzee hasn't died yet.

He still isn’t dead.

-Mod F

forgotten homestuck fact: shipping means absolutely nothing

Try saying that after you've bought something on ebay.

-Mod L

HOW DO GET RYANSQUEST

THERE???? WAS A LINK ON THAT FACT???

-Mod F 

forgotten hs fact: sprites don't equal canon ships.

Except for Tavrisprite. that made the ship 100% canon.

-Mod F

Hey, am I missing something? I'm going through a bunch of pages of this blog and I feel like I'm seeing some submissions that are just pictures with no explanation of what the forgotten fact is

It MIGHT be that sometimes, I have noticed, that the theme doesn’t show the text on a post for some reason? And it’s not all the time either, which is weird.

I might look into it.

-Mod F

we need to update our theme because it doesn't show the captions on images and people have been complaining for a while about it, that person probably couldn't see the link to ryanquest because they were viewing the blog

Thank, mod s.

I really like this theme, but…. It might be time to let go.

I can’t do it right now though, this computer is my aunts, and slow as fuck.

-Mod F

i can't cite it, but male trolls, in canon, have 'shame globes' which are essentially balls, debunking the tentabulge theory. also female trolls have 'rumble spheres', which are clearly tits. trolls are not androgynous. ty

iM Posting cause I’m lAUGHING REALLY HARD H ELp

-Mod F

Is it written in the comic that Karkat will die sooner than everyone else?

Well I personally have two theories.

ONE: Him being on the high AND low end of the spectrum, (red is on both sides of the actual color spectrum.) He might live an average length OR,

he’s gonna die really really young.

-Mod F

Calm your rumble spheres, Mod F

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-UMBLR SPHERESSSSSSSSSS

-Mod F

Why can't trolls have tentabulges, nooks, *and* shameglobes?

We just don’t know.

-Mod F

Shame globe so hot they can fry an egg

I was under the impression that "nooks" were butts and "rumble spheres" were breasts. "Shame globes" are a mystery.

In MY opinion:
Nook = Vagina

Rumble Spheres = Boobs

Shame globes = we just dont know

-Mod F 

speaking of tentabulges doesn't damara talk about horuss's dick? i'm pretty sure it's canon that male trolls of penises.

i like shame globes better

-Mod F

My personal thought is that since Karkat would be Lime if he wasn't a mutant, he'd have the lifespan of a limeblood!

Oh yeah I completely forgot about the fact he is a “lime blood” at heart.

There you go.

-Mod F

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHIT. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU THE BASICS BECAUSE EVEN WRIGGLERS KNOW THIS STUFF. GIRLS HAVE RUMBLE SPHERES AND NOOKS. BOYS HAVE SHAME GLOBES AND DICKS. DON'T GET IN A SASS ABOUT IT. AND WHO THE FUCK DECIDED WE HAVE TENTACLES??? THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT FUCKING DISTURBING.

THANKS KARKAT. YOURE A GREAT FRIEND.

-Mod F

what the fuck is kwanzaa wa-ooooooooh-yeah dah dum dah dum dah duh duh what the fuck is kwanzaa wa-ooooooooh-yeah ba dum da dee dee dum dah

ARE YOU OKAY FRIEND???

-Mod F

don't you remember karkat got a pink blood operation so now his blood is bright pink and he'll live forever

Oh of course how did I forget this.

-Mod F

People keep talking about the dicks like they're regular human dicks. But people seem to neglect that they're called bone bulges. Which is why I submit that there is an actual bone inside the boner, much like racoons have.

What the fuck is happening here it all started when the fucking rumble sphere asks attacked.

-Mod F

Another person chiming in on the "what does this troll word mean in regards to no-no parts" I seem to recall "seedflaps" being mentioned, so I assumed nook= anus, seedflap = vagina, rumble spheres are clearly breasts hussie already made this joke, and auto-erogenous shame globes = testicles.

So my friend just asked me what I’m doing.

What do I tell him.

-Mod F

Yo, so kar mentions shame globes in the context of masturbation when talking to vriska and says "our" which to me suggest both genders have balls

This is giving me weird images in my head.. 

-Mod F