Forgotten Homestuck Facts

14/04/2013 21:36:47 ¶ ●

wow

14/04/2013 21:37:45 ¶ ●

The inbox is so full oh my god ho ld me

14/04/2013 21:39:00 ¶ ●

Fact: Porrin is a slut.

Stop right there.

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:39:00 ¶ ●

fuck you assholes get raped

What the hell

Fuck you

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:40:00 ¶ ●

is this blog dead?

i dont know

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:42:00 ¶ ●

Just something I noticed: the names of the species of the players in plural form (trolls, kids) is exactly the same number of letters in the names of those players. (T R O L L S; 6 letters. K I D S; 4 letters.)

14/04/2013 21:43:00 ¶ ●

I think a lot of people are rereading homestuck during the hiatus, so hopefully there'll be some submissions of things previously forgotten about! I for one will keep an eye out for things I overlooked the first time I read homestuck.

14/04/2013 21:46:00 ¶ ●

If you read roses chumhandle wrong instead of "tentacle therapist" it could be read as "tentacle the rapist" and no one in the comic has brought this up

This is actually what I honest to god thought her name was when I first read the comic.

I never brought it up because offensive, but then I realized what her name actually was and felt real smart.

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:50:00 ¶ ●

what happened to the other mods?

i dunno

for ME, i kinda am drifting away from homestuck, and am slowly drifting to dangan ronpa

im gomen

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:53:00 ¶ ●

if you don't know, you should try recruiting new mods.

i guess i could open applications

but i kinda wanna leave this blog for friends

ill go make a post about this on my personal.

-Mod F

14/04/2013 21:56:00 ¶ ●

>implying you can't be in both HS and DR fandoms at the same time

i KNOW but the thing is, BECAUSE of DR, I’m drifting away from Homestuck.

Homestuck just isnt the same to me.

-Mod F

14/04/2013 22:05:48 ¶ ●

three mods have been picked.

kinglypanda

eldraziconscript

lentilstuck

14/04/2013 22:23:48 ¶ ●

Hey. I'm one of the new mods so I thought I should introduce myself

I’ll be Mod T. Imma lady. I like Homestuck, PMMM, Hetalia, Supernatural, and Doctor Who as well as other things. I play Pokemon competitively. I’m authouring a fanventure called nurdstuck that is currently on hiatus. My homestuck blog is strong-zahhak. I have no life so I’m on tumblr 90% of the time so I’ll be around a lot.

Lots of love ~ kinglyPanda

14/04/2013 22:27:22 ¶ ●

Well hello there. I’m Lentilstuck and I am one of your new ~~best friends~~ mods. I’m going to be going by Mod LS around these parts.

Here’s some stuff about me if you care:

My name’s Lane
I’m a dude
Obviously my blog is lentilstuck
I’m in quite a few non-HS fandoms
I use GIMP for whatever image editing is required

I guess that’s about it? I’ll add some stuff to the FAQ page in a bit so you can see this but as I said that’s about all you need to know for now

-Mod LS

14/04/2013 23:02:29 ¶ ●

I am new mod number third

I hate paragraphs, lets use bullet points

Call me Shenko, I am a sir
I’ll refer to myself as Mod SH
Usually go by the url “theonlyshenko”, but right now I’m eldraziconscript
Fandoms include, but are not limited to: Homestuck, One Piece, PMMM, Magic: The Gathering (all about the blue and black mana, holla), Adventure Time, Daft Punk, Doctor Who
I’ll mostly just be answering asks until I get photoshop (if anybody has a download link for photoshop, that would be super nifty)
I say nifty a lot
I am terrified of college omg i have like a month of high school left
I like multiplayer games that aren’t Call of Duty

Yeah - Mod SH (Shenko)

15/04/2013 2:30:00 ¶ ●

Hussie has given an answer to the “how many penises do trolls have” question. It’s two.

The screencap is of the archive from his formspring, the specific question linked below.

Source: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40585720/Combined_Formspring_Web_Aug-28-2011.htm#mspadventures203822124295549189

==> Submitted by vyedr

15/04/2013 2:49:13 ¶ ●

can you see why i love running this blog so much

yawns

come up with better shit to send me

15/04/2013 3:00:00 ¶ ●

I don't mean to be an ass or anything, but this is a fact blog, and that's not a fact, because it says it's a joke answer and that should probably be taken down so people don't think it's an actual fact :(

look if people can’t be bothered to read the actual text surrounded in red where it specifically says “joke answer” then that’s kind of their problem

plus it’s tagged as #joke

15/04/2013 3:38:00 ¶ ●

That was fuckin' rude. Trolls do NOT have two dicks, it says it's a joke answer and you're going to make a bunch of idiots believe it's true. Just delete the post

The fact was not that trolls have two dicks. The fact was that Hussie has answered the question “how many penises do trolls have” and that his answer was two.

~Mod T

15/04/2013 3:41:00 ¶ ●

people need to settle down omg

This person gets it.

~ Mod T

15/04/2013 3:41:00 ¶ ●

Are we really gonna argue about troll genetalia

It wouldn’t be the first time

~Mod T

15/04/2013 3:43:00 ¶ ●

sometimes I wonder how this blog attracts so much controversy. ._.

It’s because we’re awesome and all things awesome gets haters.

So thanks for the arguing everyone. It is truly a compliment.

~Mod T

15/04/2013 3:45:00 ¶ ●

omfg dual penis is canon i must now go harrass artists about their innaccuracies cause tahts what happens when you post about things that actually happend

We just inform, we don’t control what people do with the knowledge.

We like a motherglubin news station up in here.

~Mod T

15/04/2013 3:55:00 ¶ ●

whenever people start arguing about troll dicks through my blog I prefer the tactic of insisting they all just have a third horn exactly the same as on their head just in their pants.

15/04/2013 4:04:00 ¶ ●

whats going on.... why are people insane right now... FGHSF help I don't think this hiatus is going to end well

We talkin’ ‘bout dicks. Always a sensitive subject in this fandom.
~Mod T

15/04/2013 5:01:00 ¶ ●

How many times does the number 413 actually appear in Homestuck?

I don’t know how many so far, but I am willing to bet that when the comic is officially ended, it will have appeared exactly 413 times

15/04/2013 5:02:00 ¶ ●

Can I ask a 3-dick question?

How about just no dick questions unless they are somehow fact-related?

15/04/2013 5:06:00 ¶ ●

I think everyone needs to stop dicking around.

15/04/2013 18:53:00 ¶ ●

um, i would like to ask a question about jade?? is there any point in time where jade has ever seriously wished for something?

The only time I can think of is when Jade’s dreamself was brought back as Jadesprite and wished she hadn’t been. If you’d count that.

~Mod T

16/04/2013 2:31:04 ¶ ●

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002153

If you click on the Ghostbusters poster in John’s room, he mentions that Dave referred to its sequel as ‘nasty manbro bukkake theater.’

==> Submitted by zweibaby

16/04/2013 21:30:34 ¶ ●

Latula takes some kind of medication. This can be found during the first Openbound segment, here. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007163

==> Submitted by swerve-starbreak

20/04/2013 0:01:27 ¶ ●

Source

“The vast majority of adult trolls are off-planet, serving some role in the forces of ongoing imperial conquest, besieging other star systems in the name of Alternian glory. The culture and civilization on the homeworld is maintained almost entirely by the young.”

==> Submitted by lentilstuck

25/04/2013 2:49:21 ¶ ●

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004245

It’s not an escape hatch. It’s a server. (Which the Felt’s hatch acted as too). If you go to the next page it clearly states “the clouds pointed you to the address of a server hidden" Rose’s walkthrough of Sburb was located on there. This is the beginning of Rosemary.

~Mod T

25/04/2013 5:27:00 ¶ ●

if troll lips are naturally black, why do the guys not get drawn with black lips? Im not trying to disagree with the cannon, i am illegitimately confused

It’s canon for all trolls, but it really depends on how the panel is drawn. Females are almost always drawn exclusively with black lips unless they are wearing lipstick of a different color. Males, however…

Actually, they usually have black lips too. It probably isn’t as noticeable (especially for sprites) since the girls are drawn with somewhat feminine lips while the boys have teeth like something out of a dentist’s nightmare. Ultimately, it depends on the style of the panel.

25/04/2013 5:38:00 ¶ ●

sollux's lips look a little grey there, but i guess that's just how the panel was drawn. i myself am a little iffy on the INK BLACK lips thing, even though its pretty much totally canon,, i guess its just because, in art and cosplay (maybe for drawing, it depends on the art style?), grey lips look better than black lips. but i mean, just a thought

I put the Sollux one there to show that guys aren’t drawn with black lips in every panel.

25/04/2013 5:41:00 ¶ ●

I was reading my human anatomy book and it said "ampora" was Latin for "beaker" and I was like wow homestuck but why "beaker"?

Eridan’s symbol is Aquarius, which means The Waterbearer. A beaker holds (bears) water

25/04/2013 5:43:00 ¶ ●

Why does bby handmaiden have red lips then?

Idk, that is the way she was drawn. All of the Megidos have red lips, just like the Serkets have blue lips.

25/04/2013 5:46:00 ¶ ●

I think the whole deal about the difference between male and female troll lips is pretty similar to the male/female difference you see in humans in cartoons and stuff. Humans have naturally pink lips, but girls are always drawn with more pronounced lip features than males are, you know?

25/04/2013 5:53:00 ¶ ●

Well, with regards to the lips thing, some of the female trolls have different colored lips but, it's just lipstick, like how the condesce has colored lips, she kissed a panel at the end of act 6 act 5 and it came off colored, because it's lipstick. And when Vriska kissed her monitor with Nic Cage on it, and it came off blue, it's lipstick. /Trolls with colored lips are wearing lipstick./

And I mentioned before how the Megidos have red lips and the Serkets have blue lips, but I forgot to mention that while The Condence and Meenah have fuchsia lips, Feferi does not

25/04/2013 6:39:01 ¶ ●

Did you mean make it reblogable?

April 2013

Fact: Porrin is a slut.

fuck you assholes get raped

is this blog dead?

Just something I noticed: the names of the species of the players in plural form (trolls, kids) is exactly the same number of letters in the names of those players. (T R O L L S; 6 letters. K I D S; 4 letters.)

I think a lot of people are rereading homestuck during the hiatus, so hopefully there'll be some submissions of things previously forgotten about! I for one will keep an eye out for things I overlooked the first time I read homestuck.

If you read roses chumhandle wrong instead of "tentacle therapist" it could be read as "tentacle the rapist" and no one in the comic has brought this up

what happened to the other mods?

if you don't know, you should try recruiting new mods.

>implying you can't be in both HS and DR fandoms at the same time

Hey. I'm one of the new mods so I thought I should introduce myself

I am new mod number third

I don't mean to be an ass or anything, but this is a fact blog, and that's not a fact, because it says it's a joke answer and that should probably be taken down so people don't think it's an actual fact :(

That was fuckin' rude. Trolls do NOT have two dicks, it says it's a joke answer and you're going to make a bunch of idiots believe it's true. Just delete the post

people need to settle down omg

Are we really gonna argue about troll genetalia

sometimes I wonder how this blog attracts so much controversy. ._.

omfg dual penis is canon i must now go harrass artists about their innaccuracies cause tahts what happens when you post about things that actually happend

whenever people start arguing about troll dicks through my blog I prefer the tactic of insisting they all just have a third horn exactly the same as on their head just in their pants.

whats going on.... why are people insane right now... FGHSF help I don't think this hiatus is going to end well

How many times does the number 413 actually appear in Homestuck?

Can I ask a 3-dick question?

I think everyone needs to stop dicking around.

For the person asking about how many times 413 has appeared in the comic

um, i would like to ask a question about jade?? is there any point in time where jade has ever seriously wished for something?

if troll lips are naturally black, why do the guys not get drawn with black lips? Im not trying to disagree with the cannon, i am illegitimately confused

I was reading my human anatomy book and it said "ampora" was Latin for "beaker" and I was like wow homestuck but why "beaker"?

Why does bby handmaiden have red lips then?

I think the whole deal about the difference between male and female troll lips is pretty similar to the male/female difference you see in humans in cartoons and stuff. Humans have naturally pink lips, but girls are always drawn with more pronounced lip features than males are, you know?