January 2015

Not sure if this is the sort of thing you deal with, but page 4243 is really confusing. Eridan is talking to Kanaya about getting her to auspisticize between him and Vriska, without using her name at all during the conversation. Then, somehow, Kanaya says, "Its Unbelievable, Her Patience" and is referring to Feferi. How do they both suddenly know exactly which "her" they're talking about? I see nothing to suggest it's not Vriska until moiraillegiance is mentioned.

This is kind of weird to explain so sorry if this doesn’t make sense.

Eridan was annoying Kanaya so Kanaya was “It’s Unbelievable, Her Patience” . Obviously this was referring to someone who spent a lot of time with Eridan. Feferi was the only one that spent and large amount of time with Eridan and at the time Feferi and Eridan were moirails.  It took Eridan a second to realize she was talking about Fef, it was a natural connection.

Overall it fits the natural flow of an average conversation. If you had a conversation like it in real life you’d probably know who the other person was talking about right away just like how Eridan knew Kanaya was talking about Feferi.

I noticed that one question an anon asked about Gamzee hitting on Tavros...I don't remember that, but my memory isn't the greatest anyway, would you mind giving me the page where that was stated or shown?

Here’s one. 

If ectobabies are only made pre-scratch, why does Karkat mention creating them?

The pre-scratch troll session didn’t make the babies and that was one of the reasons they were destined to fail.  Doc Scratch said that having the babies made post-scratch is a rare circumstance.

Is it true that dead humans don't exhibit the white eyes that dead trolls do? Or is there another reason why Jane and Jade currently don't have white eyes? (Other than their cosplaying, as Jane had pupils before she got her "trollsona", as did Jade).

They don’t know if they are dead or dreaming yet.  Once they realize that they’re dead then their eyes change color.

Hey, why was Aradia a ghost in the first place? Is it because of her psychic powers? Does that mean that all rustbloods become ghosts when they die?

She was destined to play Sgrub so she had to be there so when she was killed she was turned into a ghost so she could still play.

What would happen if there were two space/time players in one session?

I don’t know if that’s possible.

Did the comic ever explain how Aranea went godtier?

No it has not.

Sorry if this is a dumb question or already answered. But I've never understood why the beta session is the beta session and the same for the alpha session. It can't be chronologically based can it?

John’s session is the Beta session because they played the Sburb Beta while Jane’s session played the Sburb Alpha.

What's jade's consorts? If they're frogs then are Kanaya's consorts frogs? If not, does that mean that Eridan's consorts aren't angels?

Jade’s consorts are Iguanas.   Eridan’s consorts are not angels, they are just apart of his planet, The Land of Wrath and Angels

does jade actually have a tail?

I don’t think it’s been shown in canon but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

Hi! Sorry if this is a complicated question, but it's something that's always confused me- How did Bro (Dirk) make the beta kids? And how did they end up with their respective guardians?

John made the beta kids.  And their guardians found them when they landed on their meteors.

did we ever find out what jaspers' Big Secret was??????????? i cant remember for the life of me

The secret was MEOW. 

was it ever explained why trolls, being a non mammalian species, have breasts? i vaguely remember ARquiussprite about to go on a tangent before dirk stopped him. ARquius also said something about how trolls dont lactate.

It’s theorized that female trolls are more aggressive than male trolls and developed padding to help lessen damage in fights.

Does Jane's godtier have pockets?

What exactly was the purpose of the angels on eridans planet if they were game constructs, because they arent in either kid session.

They spoke to Eridan of a prophecy about “The Lord of the Angels”

Jane and Roxy had a pillow fight in their underwear
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Do we know everyone's fetch modus canonically? I know the beta kids have theirs mentioned, but do we even know anyone else's? If we do, what are they?

Karkat: Encryption Modus
Aradia: Ouiji Modus
Gamzee: Miracle Modus
Kanaya: Chastity Modus
Vriska: 8-Ball Modus 
Terezi: Scratch and Sniff Modus

Jane: Recipe Modus
Jake: Puzzle Modus
Roxy: Message in a Bottle Modus
Dirk: Tech-hop Modus
Dad Egbert: Wallet Modus

Calliope and Caliborn: Juju Modus

where does it talk about the trolls quest beds(cocoon or whatever) being gone/untraceable? I think I missed or forgot it in my read through

Bec Noir destroyed all the trolls’ planets as well as Prospit and Derse.  So there are no more questcocoons for them to die on and ascend.  It’s stated in Act 5 Act 2 on a couple of occasions I believe.

When was it confirmed that Equius was dead?

Well, Nepeta’s dead and in the same spot she was before all the retconning.  Therefore we can assume the same sequence of events that lead up to that still happened, such as Equ being killed

i saw the post about patron trolls, and that there are a few ways to determine them, but you never gave examples. i got mine from the one you add your birth month and date, say if you were born on 3/19 ( not my birthday ), you would add them together and get something, and two numbers would be under certain trolls and the number you got would be under a troll, and they were your patron troll. could you give other examples that arent the exact same results as this patron troll thing?? thank you

Another way is based on your star-sign.  For example if you are a Libra then your patron troll is Terezi.

I don’t really know any others specifically but feel free to add them.

on "[o] And while I can't give you my assurance," doc scratch says that "When the Hero of Breath dies for good, it won't be as a scoundrel." key word WHEN :O i felt like this was something important to tell you? maybe

It just means that when John dies for real it will be a Heroic death and not a Just one.

Were all the trolls' quest beds round?

All shown, yes

So this is probably a stupid question but how exactly did the trolls get on the meteor? I've forgotten completely which is kind of embarrassing but

Aradia brought them there to escape from Bec Noir.

are humans able to go into dream bubbles when they die or is it just a troll thing

Humans can go too.  The trolls just had waaay more doomed timelines so there’s more of them.

Can you please explain how Aradia went godtier?

Aradia’s dreamself had always been on her questcocoon in the center of Derse.  So when Bec Noir was destroying Derse he killed Aradia’s dreamself and since she was on her questcocoon she ascended to God Tier 

didn't eridan kill the angels in his land and complain they were too hard to karkat, and karkat responded with something like 'you're not supposed to fight them you dumbass'

Yes

I thought the reason female trolls had breasts was because they used to reproduce similarly to humans? Didn't Hussie touch upon this? Or am I just going crazy? I bet I'm going crazy.

If he did it didn’t happen in the comic

Could i get a source for the page where tinkerbull died?

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004064

Wait, what EXACTLY happened during Unite Synchronization?

Synchronize: Dirk leaves Sawtooth at his place to finish entering then flies to Roxy’s house with Squarewave.  He kisses Roxy so her dreamself wakes up. He teleports a bucket back in time.  Then he decapitates himself sending his head to an unconscious Jake, leaving Squarewave to bring Roxy’s house into the medium.

Between the two flashes Jake wakes up and talks to Lil’ Hal about kissing Dirk’s severed head which he ends up doing waking up Dirk’s dreamself.

Unite: Dirk and Roxy’s dreamselves are now awake on a flaming Derse with Jane’s dead body. Dirk kisses Jane so her dreamself wakes up. Jane then wakes up on Prospit and goes through a teleporter that takes her to the frog temple on Jake’s island.  Dirk and Roxy fly to the frog temple in the Medium and enter the lotus time capsule that sends them back in time where they exit on the frog temple on Jake’s island.  They grab Jane and fly to where the bucket that Dirk sent back in time and then go to where Jake is unconscious.  Dirk then takes the bucket dumps water on Jake so he wakes up and is able to kiss Dirk’s severed head allowing the whole flash to happen.  Then they all enter the medium from Jake’s house. 

The Handmaid had a bed instead of a recuperacoon.
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Submitted by: Baldart

Would you happen to know if a time frame is given for how long the Sgrub session lasted? I seem to remember reading that Karkat didn't sleep during their entire session, but going back, I can't find how long it was.

612 hours

So why do they have the slime and cocoons instead of beds?

They have cocoons because trolls are kind of an insect-based species.  And they have the slime to prevent them from having super terrible nightmares.

When doc scratch is telling the stories of the ancestors, he said the vast glub, which could kill all trolls in the galaxy, eventually happened. If this is so, how did any trolls survive?

The vast glub killed all trolls that did not have fuchsia blood. All the post-scratch trolls except Sollux survived because they were in the Medium, which is kind of a different universe.

Hey, was there a Prospitian version of Jack in any of the games? I don't recall there being one but I was curious.

No, All Jacks are from Derse.

Someone asked if all the troll quest beds were shown, I don't remember seeing Gamzee's, can I get a link to that?

Not all the questcocoons where shown, but all the ones that were seen were round.

can you provide a list of characters who never went godteir?

In the Alpha timeline that would be:

Tavros, Karkat, Sollux, Nepeta, Equius, Kanaya, Gamzee, Terezi, Feferi, and Eridan

But we have seen doomed Karkat, Eridan, Tavros, and Feferi be god tier.

Why did Dirk have to decapitate himself when he was already awake on Derse???

His Dreamself got knocked out and he needed it to wake up again immediately 

hidrihime replied to your post:Someone asked if all the troll quest beds were…
wait can i get a source for that

Here you go

How exactly does the 'chastity modus' function?

You have to find a key in order to unlock a captalogued item.

What was that MASSIVE thing in jakes puzzle modus?

The remains of his house.

i forgot, which death means they die for real, heroic or just

Both.  If the death is neither heroic or just then they return to life.

Can you explain the retconning to me? I was confused when I read about it.

Retconning is changing what happened in canon after the fact.  John is going back and changing parts of the story. And unlike time travel he doesn’t have to worry about creating doomed timelines.

Is that one about cleaning up vriska's block equius instead of kanaya? Sorry, it just seems familiar.

No, Kanaya was Vriska’s server player and cleaned up Vriska’s hive.

can you explain how john is his dad's genetic half brother?

Dad is the son of Nanna and some Mystery Suitor.  John is the biological son of Nanna and Grandpa.  They share one parent, therefore they are half-brothers.

im trying to do the command where you can play as dave in [S]John: Enter village but its not working can you help me or tell me who submitted that to you?

You should be able to press CTRL+ALT+T or SHIFT+T

Dave likes to collect weird dead things preserved in various way
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one-man-julep-vacuum:

Remember when Sollux was so hardcore that he hacked into a typewriter?

Something I've noticed- Both canon bards in homestuck have or are on a drug. Gamzee was on sopor and Cronus is always smoking.

Cronus doesn’t smoke.  He just carries around an unlit cigarette.  He said he thinks lighting them is a waste.

What kind of weapon does everyone use for strifes? (Applies only to beta kids, alpha kids, and the 12 descendant trolls)

John: Hammer
Rose: Needle/Wand
Dave: Sword/ Half Sword
Jade: Rifle

Jane: Fork/Spoon
Roxy: Rifle/Fist
Dirk: Sword
Jake: Double Pistol

Karkat: Sickle
Aradia: Whip
Tavros: Lance
Sollux: Shuriken/ Psionics
Nepeta: Claws
Kanaya: Chainsaw
Terezi: Cane
Vriska: Dice/Sword when she rolls all 8’s
Equius: Fist/Bow/ Half Bow
Gamzee: Clubs/Whatever he wants
Eridan: Rifle/Wand
Feferi: Double Sided Trident

The comic Jade was reading on mspaintadventures was Caliborn’s “Homosuck”
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