January 2015

Are Sollux and Feferi still matesprits?

No

Where do all of the Beta Kids live? I know the general area, but after seeing your post about Rose in Rainbow Falls, I was wondering if the other kids had specific places like that?

John lives in Maple Valley, Washington
Dave lives in Houston, Texas
And Jade lives on a non-specified Pacific Island

If I remember right a lot of Eq supports said Gamzee only won because he tricked Eq with Tz's glasses. The retcon kinda disproved this :o)

Yep

Wait, John's dead?

retcon timeline John is, but original timeline John is still alive and will arrive in the retcon timeline shortly

would the Dad in the b2 universe be John's genetic son

Yes : )

In the latest update how was Jade asleep when then pillar fell on her? And did Jane die too? Also did Jade somehow survive the pillar? Or did the deaths never happen at all and it's an effect of vriska's sleeping power?

The deaths never happened at all because Aranea never came back to life so everyone didn’t converge on LoFaF

Roxy basically said that John has a British accent.

Because she said he sounds like Jake?

How do you know Jake has a British accent?

Everyone just assumes he does because of his vernacular.

I'm a bit confused about the difference between the dancestors and the ancestor trolls. are the ancestors just adult versions of them in a different timeline. or is it their adult versions if they were to live on alternia?

The ancestors are the post-scratch version of the dancestors.

Just like Nanna is the pre-scratch version of Jane.

Did we ever find out what happened to the business man that entered the medium? didn't he die on a quest bed or something?

Yes! FedoraFreak ascended and became the Gent of Piss.

Jesus, how do you remember all of this? Do you have a council you consult on each ask? Because this is amazing, thank you for what you do here!

I just remember a good chunk of things but can’t remember it all. Some stuff is asked so often like the prescratch trolls lack of ectobiology or how the scratch works that I don’t have to look anything up to be sure of my answer, but for a lot of the question I do have to do some research.  Sometimes it only takes a minute, sometime I spend an hour looking into it so I can make sure my answer is right.  It varies.  And you’re welcome : ]

Dave has been to sea world. He was not impressed.
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I'm not really sure if it's been explained yet and i just missed it but has it been explained how John and Roxy did in the retcon timeline?

John’s retcon timeline self exploded alongside his planet when original timeline John made his deal with Typheus.  And retcon timeline Roxy got stabbed by Jane.

is there somewhere i can read the full version of complacency of the learned. ive been in love with its vernacular for some time now.

I’m afraid that Complacency of the Learned is not a real book so there is no place to read it.

Did Calliope and Jake ever interact?

Twice   Canonically

Ok but is nepeta still dead??

Yes

Could you refresh me on what the recon time line is? I know it's a time line where Jade is alone fore three years across the yellow yard but not much else.

It’s the timeline where Aranea never came back to life, Vriska wasn’t killed, and Terezi never entered an abusive relationship with Gamzee.

Just asked about retcon roxy being dead ; she isnt dead, but wont her being alive along with Original!roxy affect the timeline? Or does voidey stuff eliminate that?

Retcon Timeline Roxy is dead.  Heiress Jane threw her stabby stick at Rose and Roxy jumped in front of it and died a heroic death. 

wait so does this mean that John and Roxy are both canonically dead?

No because original timeline John and Roxy will arrive in the retcon timeline when Homestuck starts updating again.

What was the troll roleplay incident? I never understood it

FLARP was a roleplay game played by Team Charge (Aradia and Tavros) and Team Scourge (Vriska and Terezi).  Vriska took the game too far and controlled Tavros into jumping off a cliff which paralyzed him.  To get back at Vriska, Aradia summons the ghosts of all the trolls Vriska has feed to her lusus to haunt her.  In retaliation Vriska controls Sollux and forces him to kill Aradia.  Terezi, in trying to get justicecontacted Doc Scratch to tell him that Vriska had one of his cue balls.  Doc Scratch then made the cue ball explode making Vriska lose her left arm and eye.  In revenge Vriska mind controls Tavros, making him use his psychic powers to control Terezi’s unhatched lusus into telling Terezi to go outside and look into the Alternian sun which then blinded her.

so is Eridan dead in the retcon timeline?

Yes

Where is the evidence and proof that retcon Roxy and John died? Just wondering.

In the stories that Jade and Jane told to Calliope in the last intermission.

Rose once made Eldritch Monsters out of Snow
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Mom Lalonde could beat an ogre with her bare fists.
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Roxy’s phone background is one of the porn drawing Dirk did for Caliborn
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Lil'Cal Timeline Time


PRESCRATCH 

This Cal has the souls of Arquius, Gamzee, and Caliborn within him.

Lil’ Cal lands with Bro and lives with him.

Years pass then Dave starts playing Sburb. Cal is cut into pieces by Dave.

Bro repairs Cal and they enter the medium.

Bro is defeated by Bec Noir who take Cal as a trophy.

Bec Noir eventually enters the Trolls’ Universe where he throws Cal at an Aradiabot who is knocked through a portal into the past.

The damaged Cal is found by Aradia who gives him to Sollux who in turn gives it to Kanaya.

Kanaya repairs Cal and gives him a Felt suit.

The Trolls’ Black Queen uses Cal to ectobiologically make Doc Scratch

Sometime between when the trolls played Sgrub and arriving on the meteor Gamzee gets a hold of Cal.

Years later Gamzee sends Lil’ Cal to B2 Jack.  B2 Jack becomes cursed and turns into Jack English.

This version then dies.

POSTSCRATCH

This version of Cal is empty.

Lil’ Cal is sent back with Dirk and lives with him.

When Dirk is attacked by Crockerbots Lil’ Cal is dropped into the sea.

Years later during Caliborn’s session Cal is excavated by Gamzee and given to Caliborn.

During Caliborn’s fight with the Alpha kids Dirk traps Caliborn’s Arquiussprite and Gamzee’s souls in Lil’ Cal.

Roxy then sends Lil Cal into the void where he enters the nightmares of the unsuspecting.

Prompted by Gamzee’s chucklevoodoo Lil’ Cal enters Dave’s dreams.

Rose visits Dave’s Dreamself’s bedroom become unnerved by Cal and throws him out windows.

Rather than falling to his death be lands on Bro’s renegade rocket board which take him to the ectobiology lab.

There he is sent on the meteor alongside baby Dirk.

Repeat.

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why did the trolls stop pestering dave and rose after john was killed by his denizen for the first time? did they somehow stop existing as well?

The trolls stopped pestering Dave and Rose because after John died that timeline became a doomed timeline and the trolls could only see the alpha timeline in Trollian so they couldn’t contact them anymore.

what were the trolls lusus sprites protoyped with?

All the trolls sans Aradia only prototyped their sprite once and that was with their lusus.

did callie ever talk to the beta kids? (aside from jade)

Nope

Did anyone actually do Ectobiology for the post scratch session? How are Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk alive?

John made them.

Because they've retcon captured Gamzee, does this mean Fefetasprite (and the others) will not exist anymore?

No, they probably didn’t keep Gamzee prisoner.  He most likely could still go about prototyping the alpha kids’ sprites and helping Caliborn.

Can you explain what made Jade psychic in the first couple of acts and how she lost it? That part has always confused me.

On Skaia the clouds showed the future.  Prospit’s moon would occasionally get close enough to Skaia that one on the moon could see the clouds.  Jade used to spend a lot of time asleep and awake on Prospit thus she saw the clouds a lot and knew certain events would happen.

tentativenewtype replied to your post:Because they’ve retcon captured Gamzee, does this…
Welll, Tavros/Vriska’s sprite probably won’t happen because Vriska’s alive and well.

That is a good point.  I hope we get to find out about that in the coming acts.

What are y'alls theory/opinion/whatever on why Caliborn's blood is red, but Calliope's is green?

That’s just how cherubs work.  The benevolent side has green blood while the malicious side has red.

Was it ever explained how both Aranea and The Condesce had those telekinesis powers in [s] Game Over? I thought they could only use mind control.

Aranea was mind controls dozens of Damara’s in dreambubbles to use their psychic abilities. 

While the Condesce has developed control over different psychic abilities through her extremely long lifespan.

Gamzee might not be able to snatch the bodies if they throw him off the meteor or something. At this point he doesn't have them because in the [S] Flip flash, the bodies are still in the giant tanks.

Well if they throw him off the meteor then he wouldn’t be able to go in the future and set up the housing for the cali baby and if he didn’t do that then Lord English wouldn’t exist and everyone wouldn’t be in their current situation. So Gamzee is definitely given freedom so he could very well collect the corpses.  That is unless they throw the corpses off the meteor. But how likely is that?

I'm not sure if you've answered this before, but what happened to GHB, Dualscar and E%ectioner? They're highbloods, so they'd still be alive during karkats session, unless they were on planet when the game started? Or did they die in the vast glub? Or are they alive off planet due to Condy's banishing of all adults?

Dualscar was killed by GHB. GHB and Darkleer both eventually died prior to hivebent starting

Lord English and the cali's will be fine without Gamzee, they'll grow up somewhere else without outside influence. This is probably the future Callie spoke of earlier where they grow up without talking to the Alpha Kids, Calliope takes over the body, and goes God Tier.

Nope!  Retcon Jane knows who Calliope is therefore Calliope still talked to the Alpha kids and in order to do so would require the technology that Gamzee provided for them.

So I know you've prob answered this before but I'm kinda confused about the beforus trolls and the alternian trolls. Are their ancestors (i.e. Dualscar, the signless, etc.) just alt versions of the beforus troll?

Yes

What trolls got god tier

Aradia and Vriska

Was it ever explained how both Aranea and The Condesce had those telekinesis powers in [s] Game Over? I thought they could only use mind control.

flanderization:

forgottenhsfacts:

Aranea was mind controls dozens of Damara’s in dreambubbles to use their psychic abilities. 

While the Condesce has developed control over different psychic abilities through her extremely long lifespan.

Pretty sure aranea can just mind control inanimate objects

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How did Ataxia God tier? Didn't she not have a dreamself?

Aradia’s dreamself was on her questcocoon in the center of Derse.  She ascended when Bec Noir killed her dreamself while destroying Derse

Okay one thing I've been confused about forever is how did Gamzee raise Calliope and Caliborn when he was on the meteor? I mean I'm assuming he time travelled but how?

He has Aradia/Damara’s music box time machine so he can travel into the future.  And he never had to leave the meteor because Caliborn and Calliope’s living space is on the meteor.

It was a joke

My bad.

It makes a lot more sense that b1 and b2 Dads are just ectoclones of sassacre and adopted by Nanna or Poppop, instead of the same guy being biologically created in different ways.

Hm, I can definitely see the similarities. It’s not impossible.

DadSassacre3

Are we seriously going through another Honestuck pause? *cries*

It’s just three months. Do not fear.

Why does Jack Noir only have one arm?

Because the harlequin doll that John prototyped only had one arm.

So I was wondering if you were looking for a mod? And, if so, would there be some sort of application process, or more like a, "Hey, you can totes be a mod, go get em, tiger!" sort of thing? Thanks.

Sorry but no.  I’d only consider the possibility of adding a mod if I am well acquainted with them and trust them.  

I personally know how easy it is to lie to modship on a blog just in order to mess with it. I know that not every potential candidate would do something but I’d like not to give some trickster the chance. Sorry.

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There’s also countless dreambubbles to pluck a Gamzee from. It doesn’t have to be OUR Gamzee.

Except, that ghosts can’t leave the dreambubbles so it would have to be alpha timeline Gamzee that sets it all up.

did feferi ever go god tier in an alt timeline?

Yes

fortheloveofgodstrider:

forgottenhsfacts:

Welll, Tavros/Vriska’s sprite probably won’t happen because Vriska’s alive and well.

That is a good point.  I hope we get to find out about that in the coming acts.

Neither will Erisolsprite because of Sollux still being alive. My favorite sprite! D:

No, there should still be Erisolsprite.  Sollux still would have exerted himself moving the meteor to the Green Sun so there would still be one Sollux corpse.