April 2015

quick oh god fuck homestuck is coming back what remaining plot threads are still unresolved

Trickster weapons
Casey’s undead army
Caliborn’ Masterpiece
Spades Slick with the Felt is coming
So’s Jack English.
Roxy appearing a Martriorb maybe?
What happened to DAvesprite?????
Other stuff

What was Aradia and Sollux's canon relationship prior to the Make her Pay Flash?

They were in some kind of relationship, either flushed or pale. It was never specified.

What was the entire cannon story of the beta trolls ancestors?

Here’s the short version

didnt davesprite like die

Yes I know, the “What happened to Davesprite” was referencing to whether he snuck onto Lowas like Jaspersprite and is hitching a ride to the new timeline or not.

Who is Jack English???

This guy

Did we ever get to see Dave bleat like a goat? like it's been hinted at since act 1 but I can't remember if he's done it yet?

No, but at one point Brobot bleated like a goat and decapitated a Goatdad

What are all the trolls godtier titels, and where are they stated? Like I know Terezi is the seer of mind and Eridan the Prince of hope, but was Equius, Nepeta, Karkat and the rests godtiers ever stated in canon? Mainly asking for Beta trolls, but if you feel like doing the alpha trolls too I'd be grateful. Thank you!

Aradia- Maid of Time
Tavros- Page of Breath
Sollux- Mage of Doom
Karkat- Knight of Blood
Nepeta- Rogue of Heart
Kanaya- Sylph of Space
Terezi- Seer of Mind
Vriska- Theif of Light
Equius- Heir of Void
Gamzee- Bard of Rage
Eridan- Prince of Hope
Feferi- Witch of Life.

hussie wasn't paid 20k to draw the two trolls getting killed. two people pledged 10k each, the reward for which was your character becoming a canon character in homestuck; however, they failed to fulfill their pledge, so they were drawn... and killed right after, iirc

10,000 guaranteed the characters survived one panel

A 100,000 pledge guaranteed more than one.

So yes, he was paid.  I know the wording on the wiki is confusing.

How did Rose and Dave get to god tier? I must've forgotten

They got blowned up in cascade

Sorry if this has already been answered but how long did each of the sessions last? I thought that the beta kids session only lasted a day but now I don't know?

Beta kids’ lasted a day
Karkat’s lasted 612 hours so about three weeks.
Alpha kids’ is at six months right now but it’s not over yet.
Meenah’s session lasted for a couple years.

so if meenah died with all the other beta trolls when that mini tumor exploded why did she arrived the dreambubbles after the others

time works very different in the dreambubbles

hussie wasn't paid 20k to draw the two trolls getting killed. two people pledged 10k each, the reward for which was your character becoming a canon character in homestuck; however, they failed to fulfill their pledge, so they were drawn... and killed right after, iirc

forgottenhsfacts:

10,000 guaranteed the characters survived one panel

A 100,000 pledge guaranteed more than one.

So yes, he was paid.  I know the wording on the wiki is confusing.

I got in contact with some peeps at the wiki and they changed the sentence so hopefully that’ll help clear up any confusion on the topic.

how many classes and aspects are there?

14 known classes (not counting waste, nic, or gent) and 12 known aspects (not counting piss)

also the fantrolls are reapearring in the game apparently but idk if this has been said

It was said in a recent backers update I believe.

maatix5 replied to your post: insomnias-posterchild asked:Sorry…

Also, Davesprite’s version of the Kid’s session I believe was a few weeks long. I don’t know if we ever got an exact time, but he and Rose (of the other session) had much more knowledge from the extended time.

It was four months actually.

I sent in a forgotten fact with proof/scource but it was never posted? I sent it in over a month ago.

I’m sorry.  Either it was one we already had, something I didn’t think qualified as forgotten or it just got buried. I have nearly seven hundred messages in my inbox right now so if it’s buried I’ll find it eventually.

I think I remember reading the pre-scratch trolls mentioning being stuck in their session for three sweeps. So, a little over 6-ish years, right?

That would be exactly six and a half years.

Wait the beta kids lasted a day how does that work

Their session was 24 hours long? Like, that’s it. It was about three days for Dave since he was timetraveling all over the place but for everyone else, a day.

Where in the story was the Lime-blood purge mentioned? Link?

Calliope mentions it when talking to Jane

So then Dave is 3 days older than he should be in that timeline??

Kinda, yeah.

Because of time shenanigans, did Davesprite actually date Jade in the other timlines?

You mean in the retconned timeline where he got exploded?  Maybe, I’m not sure at what point in time that started dating.  John and Davesprite died pretty early on in the trip since Jade said she’d spent three years alone.  So, maybe.

Not a fact but can you tell me How Jane got on prospit?

She’s a Prospit dreamer.

I made a terrible mistake and didn't pay attention when Jade and Jane explained the new time line... Mind summing it up for me?

Vriska put Jade to sleep so she couldn’t scatter everyone. Then the group invaded Derse to save Jake and Roxy but Roxy died saving Rose from Jane’s pitchyfork then Vriska put Jane to sleep.

is it just Kurloz with the chucklevoodoo or does Gamzee and GHB have it too?

All the Makara’s have it.

Minor correction, Dave'd be two days older. Because I believe he spent 3 days in total, not on top of the one day in real time?

Right, math

So, did Gamzee make Lil' Cal? Or was that Lord English?

Gamzee made Cal, yes.

Since the wearer of the queens ring assumes attributes from the things first prototyped into the players kernelsprites in the session, shouldn't Jack/Bec Noir gained cat-like features instead of tentacle abilities from roses prototyping?

Rose prototyped her sprite twice before entry so the kernel had aspects of both.  So the ring bearer would have aspects of both, but the cat attributes where probably left out of Jack’s Pre-Bec design by Hussie as not to conflict with Bec’s soon to be added dog attributes.

Since the new timelines Jane killed Roxy will the Alpha timeline(or our Roxy whatever we call her) take her place?

Yes.

Wait how did the Beta kid session only last a day if they haven't won it and gone through the door yet? Same for Karkat's session? And I would imagine that the reason Meenah's ended was because she killed them all...

The Beta kid’s scratched their session, effectively ending it.

Karkat’s universe was destroyed effectively ending his session.

Meenah’s ended cause they scratched as well.

Why did the beta kids have to scratch, was it because of jack?

Their Reckoning started too early, they didn’t have enough time to finish.

How did Snowman gain the "ability" to destroy the beta troll universe upon death? I can only assume it has something to do with being a Felt member, but was it ever explicitly stated at any point?

Doc Scratch gave it to her.  Darn that omnipotent puppet man, darn him to heck.

How many acts in total are there (including all the sub ones and intermissions)? I cant find your answer

35

How is lil cal evil? I've heard it said around that he is a bad guy but I don't remember anything from the comic about it

He holds a piece of Caliborn’s soul.

Is Davesprite dead-dead? Like he exploded so did John save him or is he in a bubble or what

Well find out at some point, probably.

Wait how did Gamzee make Lil Cal?? I think I lost some very important information here...

Chuckle Voodoo, spooky stuff.

so jane and jade in calliope's time bubble are asleep but still alive in this new timeline? how do we know that?

Yes, Jane told us.

i which panel do we get to know lil cal holds a piece of caliborn's soul then?

Here 

so are all of the kids 16 now?

Yes.

To clarify, Sn0wman's heart is the entirety of the beta troll universe.

Yes

fact: six and a half is equal to 6 + 1/2, theres the 612

How does the Condesce have psionics?

She’s really old and had a lot of time to experiment

the only cat attributes he had were small Jaspers-like protrusions off the side of his face

I love how you're getting this final influx of asks a few days before the upd8. Its reminiscent of highschoolers' last minute cramming the day before a test.

Actually it’s more likely because I’m online longer than I usually am today so I’m answering more asks, and I always get the most asks when I’m answering them.

did you just call m-E old

Considering how many centuries you’ve lived your Imperious Condescension, compared to the lifespan of an average troll or human, yes, you’re old,

Why did Rose go off and do her own thing

Specify when.

If any of you can provide a source, I’ll believe you

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Here’s your hat with convenient flaps so your horns will fit.

Lord English did give her a power boost but he wasn’t involved in her gaining additional troll abilities.

Is Doc Scratch Caliborn or an evolved Lil Cal?

Doc Scratch is Lil Cal’s ectobiological son. He also inherited a piece of Caliborn’s soul from Cal which is why Lord English was able to appear through him after he died.

Can you remind me why lusii are on jakes island?

The Condesce put them there so they’d be available if she ever succeeded in bring the troll race back into existence.