April 2015

I always assumed that Gamzee hadn't created Cal. I thought he found the Cal that Kanaya had fixed in the memory on page 5498 and sent it over to the kids session through Chuckle Voodoo. Cal is still wearing the Felt outfit when Gamzee does the Chuckle Voodoo.

He didn’t send it over with chuckevoodoo, he created it.  The Cal in the felt outfit is still with him when he’s in the Alpha kids’ session

I'm pretty sure the Condesce's powers come from her tiara because every time she uses any troll's powers it flashes their sign.

Every time any troll uses their psychic powers their symbol appears on their forehead, the tiara is unrelated.

How was Jack English created? Like, what happened to cause Jack English?

B2 Jack was in jail.  Gamzee sent him Lil Cal and a knife.  Jack looked into Cal’s eyes which caused him to stab out his own eyes and replace them with Cal’s.

how to potato?

six count at about around do the corner turn flip floopity on the floor hands everywhere. 

So did s game over actually happen or was it a doomed timeline?

It was pretty much a doomed timeline.

To make it clearer to other Anon: Dream Cal was created by Gamzee based on Dave's nightmares of Bro's Cal. This Cal then ended up on the meteor that Baby Dave/Dirk (I can't recall which) was on and made its way to the Alpha and Beta sessions to be itself (through Time Shenanigans)

It was with Dirk.

What happened to the beta kids after the scratch?

Dave and Rose traveled through the Furthest Ring with the trolls.

John and Jade went through the Fourth Wall and crossed the Yellow Yard.

How did the wallet end up on Cal when he got meteored to Alternia?

John gave it to WV.  Courtyard Droll then stole it from him and gave it to Bec Noir.  Bec Noir put it in Lil’ Cal.  After he entered the trolls’ universe he threw Lil’ Cal into an Aradiabot which then traveled back in time threw a Skaian portal and exploded.  Aradia then found it and that’s the last we’ve heard of the wallet. 

What happened to Bro's body? Was there a burial I missed mention of? They didn't leave it impaled on the sword.

John mentioned that Jade “buried” him.

Wait, doesn't 612 refer to the 12 trolls being 6 sweeps, like how 4 beta kids were 13?

Yes.

Is there a requirement for how many times you can prototype a sprite?

The requirement would be at least once before entering for a successful session.

As for a limit, there hasn’t been once mentioned and no one’s tried to prototype more than twice.

what exactly is chucklevoodoo¿

It’s a psychic power wielded by Purple bloods to keep lowbloods in check.

What exactly it is is unknown.  Gamzee and Kurloz have been seen using different types of chuckle voodoo so what specifically the power does might be different for every user.

how do... NINE POTATO???? /intense intenses intensely

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If a doomed timeline is a built in construct, wouldn't it mean something like that had happened preceding any of the mentioned timelines?

Probably

how did aradia become god tier if she was a ghost/robot?

Faq

I thought the numbers 413 and 612 were the dates that each respective story started. Homestuck of 4/13 and Hivebent on 6/12. That's why when Cascade happened (The "merging" of sessions) it happened on 413+613= 10/25

Yes but it goes so much deeper than that.

You seem to have a good understanding of god tier classes and powers... Could you tell me what abilities a Sylph of Life might have? ^~^

A Sylph heals and Life well is life so a Sylph of Life would probably be the most amazing Healer second only to a Muse of the same aspect.  They potential would have the ability to extend their lifespan indefinitely and heal any wounds they receive making a master of these powers effectively immortal.

Uhhhhhh... care to elaborate how much deeper it is?

413  612  1025

I’m sorry to everyone sending godtier explanation requests but I don’t have the time to answer all of them so I’m not going to answer any of them. However, there are blogs out there dedicated to that topic specifically I recommend you find one of them.

was vriska honestly sorry when she apologized to aradia for killing her?

In my opinion, no.  She was just trying to redeem herself, no one really liked her at the time and she wanted to play the hero.  She had Equ build Aradiabot, not for the reaction of “Yay Araida has a physical form again!” but hoping for the reaction “Wow look what Vriska did, she’s amazing”

wasn't gamzee staring into lil cal's eyes that drove him fully into like his "sober" state, not just him not eating his slime pies or the thing dave sent him? I mean he didn't fully snap until he stared into cal's eyes, or am I just not remembering properly

There were a lot of things that contributed to Gamzee’s rampage.  Cal was one of them.

Why does Dave's Bro have Sburb discs?

So that Dave could play the game.  Dave’s copy gets thrown out a window and makes its way to Jade through some time shenanigans. 

Can you sum up everything in [S] cascade?

 I just watched Cascade while writing this so it should be pretty accurate.

John scratches the Beat Mesa and beats up a bunch of goons, Bec Noir brings a dead Jade to her Quest Bed, Bec Noir uses the Red Miles in the troll session on the human universe, Bec Noir arrives 413 years in the future and kills WQ, WK, and AR.  He fatally wounds WV and teleports to the troll universe and fucks it up, Rose and Dave on Derse’s moon go to its center and deploy the tumor while standing on their sacrificial slabs, Spades Slick shoots Snowman thus ending the troll universe, Jadesprite and Davesprite on Skaia watch a meteor approach the planet, Jade ascends, Jadesprite turns into Godtier Jade, Jade shrinks the meteor, goes onto a battleship, shrinks the planets and brings John to the battleship, Jade enlarges the Fourth Wall, The tumor blows up, Rose and Dave ascend and meet Aradia and Sollux, the meteor trolls see the Green Sun and a different Sollux launches them there.  Bec Noir also sees the Sun, gets distracted since PM shows up having put on the ring, Jade launches the battleship through the fourthwall, and the curtains close.

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Because of the time traveling in the last act, does that mean there were two alpha timelines that fused into one?

No, there was one Alpha timeline that got rewritten.

How did Jane enter the medium??

Jane actually entered twice.

The first time she entered normally while playing

The second time she entered with Jake and the other Alpha kids.

the condesce has the troll's powers because she has the black queen ring, and thus morphs her into something related to the sprites

One, the ring only changes the bearer with aspects of things prototyped pre-entry.  The Alpha kids didn’t prototpye anything pre-entry so the bearer of the ring wouldn’t change form.

Two, she gave the ring to the Draconian Dignitary so she doesn’t even have it.

And thirdly, the ring only affects carapacians so even if she did have it and it did have some changing juices nothing would happen.

What happened to Mituna?

We aren’t exactly sure.  All we know is he overexerted himself protected the pre-scratch trolls which caused him to lose his psionics and his coherency.

I was reading the wiki, and according to Aradia's page Vriska once teased her about her "8oyfriend" but there is no page link, do you have or could you find one?

Yeah, Vriska did that right before Aradia was killed.

How did Jake reach the god tier? Wasn't his dream self dead?

You don’t need a dreamself to use a Sacrificial Slab.

on the pages 005651-005654, what exactly is His Honorable Tyranny? He looks like one of the giant imps from the medium and the oil covering Redglare's cane after His Honorable Tyranny is killed suggests this too. im probably wrong but do you have any insight on this?

He’s a monster that’s the head of the Alternian court system.  And that wasn’t oil, it was blood.  His Honorable Tyranny has black blood.

have you ever thought about recruiting other people to make this a bit easier for you?

I’ve considered it, but there isn’t really anyone I trust enough to give the password of this blog to.

where are the sacrificial slabs located? are the locations different in each session?

They are located in the center of Derse and Prospit‘s moons.  Except for Aradia’s which was in the center of Derse itself, but that was a rare exception.

do the dancestor/pre scratch trolls have luscuses/lusci?

Yes, some of them can be seen in the Openbound flashes.

What happened to Kankri, how did he die?

is it possible that kanaya will reach god tier next updates?

Probably not since the next few upd8s will be focused on Caliborn and his masterpieces.

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Sorry if this has been asked, but i was rereading this part and got a little confused. Did Tavros kill Vriska for her to go god tier, or did he fly off?

He flew off leaving Vriska to slowly bleed out.

I'm sorry if this has been asked before but I'm looking thru every queston on this blog and it takes a while but do you know how Jade was able to get her own dead dremself body? her grandpa had it on his ship if I remember correctly

Yes, Granpa brought it back to Earth with him, stuffed it as is family tradition and put it in the attic where it stayed until Jade found it.

What is the Beat Mesa and why did John scratch it?

The Beat Mesa is a container of large amounts of temporal energy. John scratched it to release the energy so Skaia would have enough juice to change the course of the ectobaby’s meteors and rewrite history. Thus is the process of the Scratch.

How is Aradia able to travel through dream bubbles if she isn't dead?

Anyone can travel through the dreambubbles but only the living, like Aradia can leave. She stays because she wants to.

Was there something bad that happens when you use the sacrificial slabs, or is that just an easier route?

The Sacrificial Slabs are essentially a backup to be used if a player only has one life left. It’s not necessarily easier and nothing bad comes because they are used.

Re: sacrificial slabs on the moons; that's not entirely accurate. Off the top of my head, I know Vriska, John, Jade and Dave at least all have quest beds on their world.

Quest Beds are different than Sacrificial Slabs.

I thought Kanaya's dream self died in the Jack Attack: Prospit Edition

Yes she did

If you had to sum up the homestuck series in 5 words, what would they be?

What the fuck is happening?

I remember when I first started following this account it just posted random Homestuck facts people may have forgotten and that was nice, now it's just miles of the same questions over and over again that people could've figured out somewhere else. Ever thought about making those two separate maybe? The questions just feel like a bit much sometimes

I tag all the questions for exactly this reason, if you don’t want to see them feel free to blacklist it or unfollow and track the forgottenhsfact tag which is what all official fact posts are tagged with when uploaded.

my favourite thing about homestuck is that everyone calls him alpha dave, but he's really beta dave, isn't he? could you elaborate a bit on this?

*sigh* This is where it gets confusing and the alpha crap start to overlap. No, he is not the Dave from the Alpha kids’ universe so yes technically he’s Beta Dave but he is the Dave that is from the Alpha timeline meaning he isn’t from a doomed timeline which is why he’s referred to as Alpha Dave. Davesprite on the other hand, from a doomed timeline, not an Alpha Dave.

Where are the dreambubbles even located?

In the area between sessions, the Furthest Ring.

Hello there! I happen to have a question that's been grating on me for a while now. Theoretically, the dream bubbles recreate old memories of the deceased (unless I have this wrong). Couldn't one of the deceased trolls have dreamt up the moons Derse and Prospit with its sacrificial slabs? And if so, couldn't the metor trolls have gone god tier?

I suppose that could happen but none of the troll had been to the center of their moons to see the sacrificial slabs so they couldn’t have a memory of it.

The Reckoning is an all out meteor assault on Skaia. It is ushered when the Black army defeats the White army and takes White King’s Scepter. Skaia sends most of the meteors to the planet the players come from using the Skaian Defense Portals. These meteors are the ones that deliver the ectoclones and the ones that hit where the player’s houses were. Once the Reckoning is initiated players have 24 hours to defeat the Black King and end the Reckoning or else Skaia will be destroyed and the game will be unwinnable.