How did the grand highblood die?
Old age ┐(´-`)┌ It was never stated.
Old age ┐(´-`)┌ It was never stated.
She was the A2 Black Queen and she got exiled. Doc Scratch picked her up in the desert and was like “Wanna join my gang?” and she was like “s’okay”. Then Doc Scratch made her a universe and gave her a hat with a eight on it. And that’s pretty much exactly how it happened.

If you keep clicking the replay arrow you get a nice Nic Cage surprise.
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Okay this is a long story.
PRE - SCRATCH
The bunny came from the movie Con Air, Dave got it for John on his birthday. John, in a Con Air reenactment gives the bunny to baby Rose in the ectobiology lab and she is sent with it on the meteor.
Rose eventually repairs the bunny with wool and was going to give it to John for his birthday but John found it in her room and took it.
He would later give it to baby Jade in yet another Con Air reenactment and she was sent with it on her meteor.
Jade with her penpal Jake upgraded the bunny with mechanical parts and weapons and gave it to John for his birthday and he named it Liv Tyler.
Liv Tyler would eventually stop the Tumor from being stolen and bring it to Dave and Rose. He was with them when it exploded and he died, rip in peace.
POST - SCRATCH
The bunny Rose was sent with was given to Roxy who put it in a wizard costume and gave it to Jane for her 13th birthday
The bunny Jade was sent with was given to Jake who put it in an Indian Jones costume and gave it to Jane for her 13th birthday.
Technically those were all the same bunny.
Now the bunny from the post-scratch version of Con Air was in Dirk’s Bros museum. Dirk stole it and built Lil’ Seb around it and gave him to Jane. Lil’ Seb eventually got knocked into ocean on Earth where he stayed until he was found by Gamzee and given to Caliborn.
You misunderstand. He made Snowman the embodiment of the Troll Universe. He made her into a universe. Which is why the troll universe ended when Spades killed her.
She was not.
That’s where Calliope is but she’s not alive. She’s been dead for a while now.
Hussie retconned that shit, he edited it in. They weren’t always there.
Okay so Jake’s Grandma was raised by Condy and she knew that Condy worked for English and hated him so Grandma made her own company to compete with Crockercorp. To sprite the Condesce, Grandma named her company after English and design all the produces in his image and even changed her last name to English just to piss the Condesce off.
Yeah, Bec Noir killed it.
Well, a lot of stuff was destroyed. Some of the stuff still exists inside the Green Sun though.
And thus the paradox origin of the last name English.
His Honorable Tyranny isn’t a troll. He was a monster.
Condy has been expanding her own lifespan. English wasn’t involved with that. She began serving LE when she killed the Handmaid and inherited her curse.
They’re there on the first read.
Karkat had neighbors. One of them got killed and he invited Terezi to move out of her treehouse and into the empty hive.
I haven’t forgotten when Hussie said that Sollux was short for Solluxander
No, she could see but not smell
He was the head of the Alternian justice system, until Mindfang killed him that is.
You’re right, a new medium is created for each session.
They are separate and it’s really difficult for a ghost to move from one bubble to another, but not impossible.
I’d recommend against it but anything plot important learn in the flashes can be picked up through dialogue later in the story.
It was created.
Yes, Aranea was controlling several Damara ghosts to move things for her.
The gates above their planets lead to other planets.
Those were two different canes.
She was forced to serve Lord English and her lifespan was extended.
They do, or did I guess, Tavrissprite and Fefetasprite both exploded. But Arquiussprite and Erisolsprite are still around.
supposing Gamzee still got involved in the new retconned timeline

Lil Seb got knocked into the ocean on Earth and he stayed there for a really long time until Gamzee found him and gave him to Caliborn.
YES MY SECRET IT OUT. IT IS I YOUR LORD CALIBORN. YOU WONDERED HOW I CAN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND NOW IM TELLING YOU THAT I LEARNED IT ALL BY WATCHING THE SCREENS ON MY PLANET THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO UNLOCK. IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY BUT NOTHING I COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHT SWAG. AFTER THE SCREENS SHOWED ME MANY THINGS I DECIDED TO FORGE A TUMBLR AS A PLACE TO CONTINUE MY MASTERPIECES. I KNEW IT WOULD BE CHILDS PLAY FOR ME SINCE I HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE DEVIANTARTS AND THE VINE. WHILE TO YOU ALL IT SEEMS LIKE IVE BEEN POSTING FOR YEARS IT FOR ME HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS. I DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY MY COOLNESS. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT THE T IN MOD T STOOD FOR? BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR TIME WHICH IT WHAT I HOLD DOMINION OVER AS ITS LORD.
THAT PIECE OF TRASH IS A WASTE OF SPACE
THE CUEBALL GUY RAISED HER TO SERVE ME BUT SHE RESISTED SO I PUT A MIGHTY CURSE ON THAT BITCH THAT MADE HER SERVE ME TILL SHE DIED HAHAHAHAHAHA
IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW MONTHS. ITS VERY IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH I IMPROVED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. IM SURE ALL YOU WATCHING AT HOME ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY ART SKILLS.
11 SWAG
YOU SHOULD READ TODAY’S HOMOSUCK UPDATE, I MAKE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE THE BEEFED UP VERSION OF MYSELF AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE.
THIS IS AN EASY ONE. ITS BECAUSE THAT BITCH PROTOTYPED HER SPRITE WITH HER DREAMSELF WHEREAS THAT COOL GUY’S SPRITE WAS PROTOTYPED WITH DOOMED TIMELINE VERSION OF HIMSELF. AND WHEN YOU DIE PN A QUEST BED YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMSELF.
AS IF YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK, OBVIOUSLY ITS MAPLEHOOF WITH MY JUJU LIL CAL COMING IN A CLOSE THIRD RIGHT AFTER MYSELF.
I WOULD LIKE INTERATE THAT WHILE I AM BEING CALIBORN FOR THE DAY THIS IS NOT BECOMING A ASK CALIBORN BLOG AND WILL FUNCTION AS USUAL SO DONT SEND IN ASKS THAT ARENT ACTUALLY ASKING ANYTHING OF RELEVANCE , BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I MIGHT BE AS SCANDALOUS AS TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT ANYTHING FARTHER THAN THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN DISGUSTING, I DO HAVE SOME CLASS YOU KNOW.
THAT STUPID HONKING MORON IS NOT GOD TIER ITS JUST A FUCKING COSTUME. AS FOR HOW RAISED ME AND MY DEAD SISTER, HE USED TIMETRAVEL.
HE USED A TIME MACHINE HE GOT FROM SOME BITCH IN ONE OF THOSE DREAMBUBBLES
UNKNOWN BUT THAT DIRK LOOK A LIKE THAT LIVED WITH HIM HAD A LARGE SUM OF EARTH CURRENCY SO HE COULD HAVE OWNED THE WHOLE BUILDING FOR ALL I KNOW
I DONT KNOW WHAT BILLIARDS IS BUT HERES HOW MY SESSION WORKED. I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF BORING SHIT WHICH LET ME TALK TO MY DENIZEN. HE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES ONE THAT WAS STUPID AND THAT I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE AND ONE THAT LET ME CONQUER WORLDS AND KILL THING. AFTER I PICKED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SKAIA EXPLODED INTO FIFTEEN PLANETS. I HAD TO CONQUER EACH ONE IN ORDER EXCEPT I HAD TO SAVE THE EIGHTH ONE FOR LAST FOR SOME REASON. EACH PLANET HAD A TIME LIMIT THAT GOT SHORTER AS I WENT FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER. THEY ALSO HAD MINIONS THAT GOT STRONGER AS I PROGRESSED AS WELL. TO CONQUER THE PLANET I HAD TO GO TO ITS CORE AND GET A CUEBALL BOMB WHICH I HAD TO USE TO LAUNCH THE PLANET INTO THE BLACK HOLE. AND EVERY TIME A CONQUERED A PLANET I GOT A MINION GUY WITH A COLORED HAT MOST OF THEM WERE PRETTY USELESS. AFTER I DESTROYED ALL THE PLANETS MY HOME TURNED INTO THE LAND OF COLORS AND MAYHEM AND EVENTUALLY I’ll TAKE MY PUPPET MINIONS AND KILL YALDBOOB FOR WHICH I WILL BE GIVEN IMMORTALITY FOREVER AND THE ABILITY TO KILL WHATEVER I WANT.
WHAT IS A BIRTHDAY
I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF GOANIMATE TO MAKE HOMOSUCK THE MOVIE
THE CLOWN IS NOT MY FRIEND HE IS MY HENCHMAN. HOW DARE YOU PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON MY LEVEL. tUmUt
THIS IS NOT AN ASK CALIBORN BLOG. THIS IS A BLOG WHERE I EDUCATE YOU INFERIOR BEINGS ABOUT THE TRUTHES OF HOMESTUCK.
HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME CALIBORN WHEN I WAS ALREADY HIM
HE DIDNT, HE JUST THINKS HE DID BECAUSE HES A SELFLOATHING PIECE OF CRAP. THE CLOWN TROLL WAS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY DISEASED THE UNIVERSE.
VERY MUCH SO