You mentioned Snowman having an origin, and that got me wondering what said origin is.
She was the A2 Black Queen and she got exiled. Doc Scratch picked her up in the desert and was like “Wanna join my gang?” and she was like “s’okay”. Then Doc Scratch made her a universe and gave her a hat with a eight on it. And that’s pretty much exactly how it happened.
I'm sorry if it's complicated to answer, but I never understood very well what happened to the bunny that John had. how was it created? who gave it to who? etc, etc. would you mind explaining or sending a link of the explanation?
Okay this is a long story.
PRE - SCRATCH
The bunny came from the movie Con Air, Dave got it for John on his birthday. John, in a Con Air reenactment gives the bunny to baby Rose in the ectobiology lab and she is sent with it on the meteor.
Rose eventually repairs the bunny with wool and was going to give it to John for his birthday but John found it in her room and took it.
He would later give it to baby Jade in yet another Con Air reenactment and she was sent with it on her meteor.
Jade with her penpal Jake upgraded the bunny with mechanical parts and weapons and gave it to John for his birthday and he named it Liv Tyler.
Liv Tyler would eventually stop the Tumor from being stolen and bring it to Dave and Rose. He was with them when it exploded and he died, rip in peace.
POST - SCRATCH
The bunny Rose was sent with was given to Roxy who put it in a wizard costume and gave it to Jane for her 13th birthday
The bunny Jade was sent with was given to Jake who put it in an Indian Jones costume and gave it to Jane for her 13th birthday.
Technically those were all the same bunny.
Now the bunny from the post-scratch version of Con Air was in Dirk’s Bros museum. Dirk stole it and built Lil’ Seb around it and gave him to Jane. Lil’ Seb eventually got knocked into ocean on Earth where he stayed until he was found by Gamzee and given to Caliborn.
Scratch made Snowman a whole universe? I can't believe he's that strong. Do you remember what panel?
You misunderstand. He made Snowman the embodiment of the Troll Universe. He made her into a universe. Which is why the troll universe ended when Spades killed her.
This might have been answered already, so sorry if someone already asked, but we're the hands and ink blots already there in the old panels the ENTIRE time or did huss just super edit? Thanks!
Hussie retconned that shit, he edited it in. They weren’t always there.
i still dont understand the relationship between jake and caliborn (like with lord english and jake english, and jakes shirt logo) could you please explain ?
Okay so Jake’s Grandma was raised by Condy and she knew that Condy worked for English and hated him so Grandma made her own company to compete with Crockercorp. To sprite the Condesce, Grandma named her company after English and design all the produces in his image and even changed her last name to English just to piss the Condesce off.
IRT the ask on His Honourable Tyranny, why would he have black blood? If it was age, wouldn't this suggest that the condesce has black blood too? I get the feeling if limeblood/sopor theories are true, maybe its degenerating/unhealthy sopor blood?
His Honorable Tyranny isn’t a troll. He was a monster.
how did Condy get to work for English? I know LE is making her stay alive for all these years (right? Correct me if I'm wrong), but when did she have him do all this?
Condy has been expanding her own lifespan. English wasn’t involved with that. She began serving LE when she killed the Handmaid and inherited her curse.
Do you know how the retcons work for new readers? Are arms/Johns/oil there when they first see the panels or are they added later once they get to the point where John changes stuff? (I assume it is possible to do something like that with a webpage, but I'm no expert)
I already asked this, but maybe it got lost or I missed the answer - do you know if trolls on Alternia are supposed to live isolated, due to their violent nature? Every troll we've seen lives alone in the middle of nowhere (except for Sollux, but on his building there's only his lusus, so we don't know if there are other trolls around), but in the game footage there are train stations and cities and stuff, so I don't know how it works anymore.
Karkat had neighbors. One of them got killed and he invited Terezi to move out of her treehouse and into the empty hive.
The way I understand it, each session of Sburb creates a new instance of the Medium (with a new instance of Skaia) within paradox space. Am I interpreting that wrong? If not, what happens to that instance of the medium/Skaia when a Scratch is made?
You’re right, a new medium is created for each session.
Do you know if the dreambubbles are linked to each other? Like, are they all the same onirical place or are they separate worlds, each with their own ghosts who can't interact with ghosts in other bubbles?
They are separate and it’s really difficult for a ghost to move from one bubble to another, but not impossible.
I've always been confused about this. Aranea and Vriska have the same abilities right? They can control certain trolls and control humans sleeping patterns, but in [S] Game Over Aranea was controlling the sword that killed Jake and Jane. I thought telekinesis was the Megido's ability only. Am I wrong?
Yes, Aranea was controlling several Damara ghosts to move things for her.
On page 003953, we learn that Terezi uses her cane like nunchucks. But later, I think it's during [S] Cascade, we see her using her caneswords. Is this just a continuity thing, or did I just miss something?
YES MY SECRET IT OUT. IT IS I YOUR LORD CALIBORN. YOU WONDERED HOW I CAN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND NOW IM TELLING YOU THAT I LEARNED IT ALL BY WATCHING THE SCREENS ON MY PLANET THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO UNLOCK. IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY BUT NOTHING I COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHT SWAG. AFTER THE SCREENS SHOWED ME MANY THINGS I DECIDED TO FORGE A TUMBLR AS A PLACE TO CONTINUE MY MASTERPIECES. I KNEW IT WOULD BE CHILDS PLAY FOR ME SINCE I HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE DEVIANTARTS AND THE VINE. WHILE TO YOU ALL IT SEEMS LIKE IVE BEEN POSTING FOR YEARS IT FOR ME HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS. I DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY MY COOLNESS. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT THE T IN MOD T STOOD FOR? BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR TIME WHICH IT WHAT I HOLD DOMINION OVER AS ITS LORD.
chronologically speaking, how long about did it take for Caliborn's art to improve from just scribbles to how it is now?
IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW MONTHS. ITS VERY IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH I IMPROVED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. IM SURE ALL YOU WATCHING AT HOME ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY ART SKILLS.
how come when Jade became a god tier, she absorbed Jadesprite, but when Dave became a god tier, he DIDN'T absorb Davesprite? o:
THIS IS AN EASY ONE. ITS BECAUSE THAT BITCH PROTOTYPED HER SPRITE WITH HER DREAMSELF WHEREAS THAT COOL GUY’S SPRITE WAS PROTOTYPED WITH DOOMED TIMELINE VERSION OF HIMSELF. AND WHEN YOU DIE PN A QUEST BED YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMSELF.
I WOULD LIKE INTERATE THAT WHILE I AM BEING CALIBORN FOR THE DAY THIS IS NOT BECOMING A ASK CALIBORN BLOG AND WILL FUNCTION AS USUAL SO DONT SEND IN ASKS THAT ARENT ACTUALLY ASKING ANYTHING OF RELEVANCE , BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I MIGHT BE AS SCANDALOUS AS TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT ANYTHING FARTHER THAN THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN DISGUSTING, I DO HAVE SOME CLASS YOU KNOW.
I'm a little confused as to how the hell your session even worked. I get that it was far from normal, even compared to all the other messed up ones, but that's about it. Something about playing planetary billiards??
I DONT KNOW WHAT BILLIARDS IS BUT HERES HOW MY SESSION WORKED. I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF BORING SHIT WHICH LET ME TALK TO MY DENIZEN. HE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES ONE THAT WAS STUPID AND THAT I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE AND ONE THAT LET ME CONQUER WORLDS AND KILL THING. AFTER I PICKED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SKAIA EXPLODED INTO FIFTEEN PLANETS. I HAD TO CONQUER EACH ONE IN ORDER EXCEPT I HAD TO SAVE THE EIGHTH ONE FOR LAST FOR SOME REASON. EACH PLANET HAD A TIME LIMIT THAT GOT SHORTER AS I WENT FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER. THEY ALSO HAD MINIONS THAT GOT STRONGER AS I PROGRESSED AS WELL. TO CONQUER THE PLANET I HAD TO GO TO ITS CORE AND GET A CUEBALL BOMB WHICH I HAD TO USE TO LAUNCH THE PLANET INTO THE BLACK HOLE. AND EVERY TIME A CONQUERED A PLANET I GOT A MINION GUY WITH A COLORED HAT MOST OF THEM WERE PRETTY USELESS. AFTER I DESTROYED ALL THE PLANETS MY HOME TURNED INTO THE LAND OF COLORS AND MAYHEM AND EVENTUALLY I’ll TAKE MY PUPPET MINIONS AND KILL YALDBOOB FOR WHICH I WILL BE GIVEN IMMORTALITY FOREVER AND THE ABILITY TO KILL WHATEVER I WANT.
Caliborn, what spontaneous new art medium will you use next to portray your tragic life story and rise to power? Personally, I'm hoping for finger puppets, but you only have like what, three fingers on each hand?
I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF GOANIMATE TO MAKE HOMOSUCK THE MOVIE
