IM AFRAID YOURE MISTAKEN, YOURE THINKING OF MY SISTER
NO IM NOT, I KILLED YOU AND STOLE YOURE UPPERCASE U
He used chucklevoodoo to create the harlequin puppet to haunt John’s dreams which caused him to draw Harlequins on him wall which made Dad think John liked harlequins and got him that big one which John would prototype and then the Black Queen made everyone wear harlequin hates which prompted Jack to kill her, take the ring, and eventually become Bec Noir the unbeatable opponent that started the Reckoning early and fucked up the trolls.
MY MASTERPIECE WILL BE ENDING ON THE 15TH. HOMESTUCK WILL CONTINUE, PROBABLY FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 1.9 YEARS.
THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION.
I WILL NOT BE GETTING MY ASS KICKED BECAUSE I GOT MY ASS KICKED ONCE AND DECIDED I DIDNT LIKE IT SO I WONT BE DOING IT AGAIN
YES WELL I HAVE GOTTEN STRONGER SINCE THEN AND NOW I ALSO HAVE THE CLOWN AND THE TINY ROBOT TO HELP ME
HE DID NOT DISAPPEAR HE WAS ENGULFED BY THE GLITTER
I AM THE BEST AT MEMES
IT WAS THE TITLE OF TWO HOMESTUCK BAND CAMP ALBUMS AND WAS PRETTY UNANIMOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE ON OF THE CHERUBS PLANETS AND IT WAS CONFIRMED TODAY.
It was most likely a reference to his ancestor the Psiioniic. As it made his symbol look more like a Ψ
EMBARRASSINGLY MY SISTERS SYMBOL IS AN OLDER VERSION OF THE ONE I BARE. IT’S CALLED THE OPHIUCHUS AND ITS THE SERPENT BEARER.
IT IS 4/13
BRAIN GHOST DIRK WAS REAL BUT THEN STOPPED BEING REAL WHEN JAKE RAN OUT OF EXCESS HOPE-ENERGY. HE ESSENTIALLY IS A MAGIC GHOST BABY PIGGYBACKING OFF OF JAKE AND DIRKS POWERS SINCE HE IS ANOTHER SPLINTER OF DIRK AND WAS CREATED THROUGH JAKES HOPE ABILITIES.
AND THE DIRK THAT DISAPPEARED INTO THE GLITTER WAS ALSO REAL. HE WAS THE ORIGINAL.
HIGHBLOOD TROLLS ARE VERY DURABLE.
I DO NOT BUT MAYBE SOMEONE WHO DOES WILL REPLY TO THIS ASK OR REBLOG WITH A LOCATION.
OLD AGE OR THE VAST GLUB OR ANOTHER HIGHBLOOD MOST LIKELY
It technically never happened.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
I AM DROOLING BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO EAT THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT IS SO PRECIOUS TO YOU UNTIL IT IS NOTHING BUT CRUMBS FLOATING THROUGH THE INFINITY OF PARADOX SPACE tUmUt
YOU ARE MISTAKEN, IF ANYTHING THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD KILLED THE SUMMONER BUT WE DO NOT KNOW IF THAT HAPPENED.
HER HIDING PLACE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE FURTHEST RING HIDDEN AWAY AND IT IS VERY ANNOYING AND HARD TO FIND.
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE EXACTLY IT IS LOCATED PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I LOST MY SISTER TO MURDER SOMETIME AGO AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN. AND I DEFINITELY WOULDN’T HAVE HER DOUBLE KILLED AT ALL THAT IS NOT MY INTENTION I JUST MISS MY SISTER.
NO, DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW MY STORY? AFTER MY SISTER WAS MURDERED I STOLE HER U AND HER BLOOD COLOR TO PAINT MY TEXT.
THE LAST TIME IT WAS SEEN ARADIA HAD IT IN THE NOT SO DISTANT PAST
Dirk and Roxy were left supplies by their ancestors. Jade had Bec to take care of her so she wasn’t really alone. Jake on the other hand lived alone on an island full of monsters from the time he was like five, and he’s not the brightest guy, I have no idea how he survived.
Okay, that was a fun 413 gimmick but I think I’m done being Caliborn now.
Obviously not everyone enjoyed it considering I lost like two hundred followers today. They obviously don’t have any 413 spirit.
TV probably
Well he bit of his leg and broke his tooth and got gold versions of them. Obviously the next step would be to invest in a pair of Anchor Arms and put billiards in his eye sockets.
They aren’t actually vine.
1. the sound icon in the corner is the one used in the other Homestuck flashes, not the ones located on vines.
2. Vines have their audio buttons on the bottom right corner, not the top left.
3. Vines always link to their vine page even if embedded.
4. If it was an actual vine it’d be viewable on ios devices.
He was killed by the Vast Glub which is why it took Condy 612 years to get back to Alternia.
Switch “Vast Honk” with “Condy and Damara Fight” and yes
I plan on rereading it once the semester ends. Might I ask why you think I need to though?
The Vast Honk occurred when Lord English entered the troll universe and made a loud honking noise.
You’re right, I forgot that LE wasn’t able to enter the universe until it was destroyed.
I’m sorry but I’m only human and Homestuck is a complicated story. Sometimes I remember something wrong, if someone corrects me I make sure to let people know I was wrong and to give them the correct information. I currently have over seven hundred messages in my inbox and I try to answer as many questions as possible when I’m on. But I just don’t have enough time to put thirty minutes of research into each answer. I know I’m flawed and could use a refresher, that why I’m planning to reread it.
I appreciate the criticism though.
The humans
Rose, Dave, Vriska, Karkat, Kanaya, and Terezi. They went to rescue Jake and Roxy.
He used the teleporters in the Frog Temple in the past but since the Medium doesn’t exist until the players enter he was teleported into the future where he collected Jade’s dead dreamself and brought it back into the past with him.
I think you are referring to [S] Ride aka the best christmas present ever, where Arquiussprite is formed.
Okay, some backstory first. The juju that gave John his retcon powers, we knew that it was Caliborn’s and it was destined to be used by him once as a weapon and then once against him. Obviously John using it is against him.
So in today’s update we saw Caliborn get the juju and he used it as a weapon and then banished it to the furthest ring with the Ring of Void. The weapon allowed him to take the souls of the Beta kids and trap them inside so they are effectively stuck in a house, homestuck if you will.
Then Caliborn beat up Jake, Jane and Roxy and had a most macho duel with Dirk and defeated him but Jake got back up and started to emit a bunch of Hope energy.
(Keep in mind that all of this is happening in the future so the kids aren’t trapped or beat up yet)
You under estimate how large and empty the Pacific Ocean is.
Yes, well Gamzee while being a high blood troll is also a clown, and you can’t keep down the clown so that make him like a thousand percent more durable.
Yes.
Using her Sacrificial Slab.
Not really. There might be some stuff since it’s also Karkat’s wrigglingday but nothing near the magnitude of 4/13.
Gamzee’s planet was the Land of Tents and Mirth and it’s been indicated the the dancestors’ planets were similar so I assume that they were in one of the Beforan trolls’ memory, possibly even Meenah’s.
Gent is canon. Hussie’s said on his formspring that Fedorafreak had ascended and was the Gent of Piss.
Waste is fanon. It came about because Hussie wore a space shirt in canon and people assigned that class to him.
Go back to the pesterlog Aranea had with Meenah right after she came back to life. Aranea gives the reasoning for coming back as “ ARANEA: If I can stop this universe from 8eing cre8ted, then the young Lord of Time will never have hatched in the first place.”
As well as Earth and the Trolls’ Meteor being in the cherub universe, we can assume that the children’s session creates the cherub universe.
Quest Beds/Cocoons are located on the player’s planets. Sacrificial Slabs are usually located in the center of Derse and Prospit’s moons.
Aradia’s was an exception and hers was in the center of Derse and her dreamself was placed on it since she died before the game started.
I would recommend reading the wiki page on Sburg first. If you still have questions afterwords you can ask and I can try to help.