May 2015

How do you find something specific in homestuck, like how do you find a specific page you're looking for quickly?

I usually remember key phrases from the conversation that has the answer to the ask I’m answering and use the MSPA search function to find it.

Why are Nepeta and Equius moirails

Equius has got a temper and Nepeta is able to pacify him so he doesn’t become a danger to himself or others. 

Where did rosesprite come from? I forgot.

Roxy buried Game Over!Rose’s body on Lowas and Jaspersprite dug her up and prototyped her.

During (S)Cascade, Dave and Rose take out the Tumor, which houses two tubes, one red and the other blue. Is there a reason there were two tube-things?

The red tube contained the human’s universe and the blue tube contained the troll’s universe. The human’s universe was destroyed once Bec Noir sent the Red Miles into the Genesis Frog and the troll’s universe ended when Spades Slick shot Snowman. These two dying universes fueled the bomb and created the Green Sun.

How were the beforan trolls killed?

They were killed by Meenah with a suicide bomb.

where did all the trolls sprites go? were they just left behind when the trolls (sorta) won the game?

They all died.

Pls list everyone currently alive in homestuck??

Beta kids, Alpha kids, Terezi, Vriska, Karkat, Kanaya, Aradia, Gamzee, the Condesce, Arquiusprite, Tavrosprite, Rosesprite, Jaspersprite, Dad Crocker, the Mayor, Spades Slick, Ms Paint, the Felt, Bec Noir, Peregrine Mendicant, Jack English, and the Draconian Dignitary. I think that’s everyone.

Where's sollux? Did he die somewhere along the new timeline or is he with aradia?

He’s with Aradia in the dream bubbles.

I never really understood where exactly the command stations come from, could you clear that up, please?

A meteor from the Reckoning went through a Skaian portal and hit future Earth. A tree grew from the impact site and John’s station grew from the tree. The other ones arrived on meteors and all resemble the Beta kid’s cruxite object. To find out more about the stations themselves I suggest you look at this page. 

Is Dad Crocker dead or MIA?

Dad Crocker is still in Derse jail.

Sorry if this has been asked super recently but it came up in conversation and I just can't remember; why couldn't John get the wallet when he was following Terezi's instructions?

He didn’t have it

Why is the earth from the teens session on Dad`s wallet?

So they can bring it to the universe they will create. They explained it in the most recent upd8

When are the beta and alpha kid's birthdays???

Jade and Jake’s is December 1st
Dave and Dirk’s is December 3rd
Rose and Roxy’s is December 4th
and
John and Jane’s is April 13th

why do the trolls write in english on trollian ( aside from so we can actually read it) when all of the other troll writing we've seen was in daedric? was that ever explained?

Would you like to decipher every pesterlog involving a troll?

Are there two Jaspersprites now, since John brought the one from the doomed time line?

Yes

ok, so after the universes of the trolls and the humans exploded, did the explosion created Lord English from Doc Scratch?

Kind of. Lord English couldn’t enter the universe until it was destroyed.

whats the space between the portals? I think its the dreambubbles but im not sure... is this where vriska is going?

It’s the dream bubbles. Roxy was trapped there once while navigating her house with the fenestrated panels and was attacked by Meenah.

what does retcon mean???

To go back and change something.

Can we have a random makara fact?

Gamzee once reached into his modus and physically retrieved his husktop instead of deploying it.

What is the list of people who can potentially defeat Lord English?

Dave states here that he thinks Jade could beat him.

What exactly happened to the black queen / snowman?

She was killed by Spades Slick during [S] Cascade.

Random Vriska Fact?

Vriska has been using the phrase “Why don’t you can it” from the beginning.

Can I have an Ampora fact please?

Eridan thinks magic is fun even though he believes it’s fake.

In the everyone who is still alive post you mentioned DD. Where is he?

He’s on Derse.

What were the specific pages where Vriska kept getting interrupted while trying to show us the house juju?

She started yelling about it here.

( I'm sure this is frequently asked but I didn't see it in the FAQ ) Was Grandpa Harley's presence in the medium ever explained? I thought he was still a corpse floating through space, or was until the universe was reset/green sun'd.

He used the portals in the Frog Temple to enter the Medium and get Jade’s dream corpse.

Regarding the 12th image down on page 8006 - is it just me, or does that look like a female troll (Kanaya?) with Jack English's color-shifting power? Is that the final showdown with the Condesce? Is she carrying Eridan's wand or a needle?

That was the Handmaid, she had needles and was Lord English’s servant. The Condesce killed her and was forced to inherit her servitude.

I thought Jane's birthday was November 11th...

No, that’s the day she was introduced, it was not her birthday.

is there any reason why jane and john are the only kids with a birth in april not december

They’re the “main characters” so they get to have the 4/13 birthday.

The day number of the other kids’ is also 4, 1 and 3  I’m not entirely sure why December was chosen as the month.

Can we get a random karezi fact?

In a doomed timeline they got killed together <333 awww so precious

imma just ask this again cause it's been a while since i asked it. why did the exiles blow up their base thingy where they talked to the kids?

They were going to blow up their stations so Jack wouldn’t be able to find them

why is vriska such a bitch?

Because she’s such a great character

are spades slick and jack noir the same person

Spades Slick is a Jack Noir, yes

What would Jack have done with the bases that required their destruction?

He could have spied on the kids yo

Do you ship people in homestuck? If so, who?

I used to ship a bunch of people back in the day, but now I’m just really hoping that Rosemary and Breathalyzer make it to end game.

So we saw Dirk "get the goat" but has either Strider done a pirouette off the handle? (or was it rails)

Yeah, Dave pirouette’d off the handle back  in Act 5 Act 2

Is Nanasprite alive?

Yes, she arrived with Jade and should be on LoMaX

Is it ever stated who created the game sburb/sgrub??? Or is it literally just like, Hussie?

On Alternia Sollux programmed it based on stuff Aradia found in the frog temple.

In Pre-scratch Earth Skaianet manufactured it, Skaianet was owned by Grandpa Harley.

On Post-scratch Earth CrockerCorp made the game

What would have happened if Jade had prototyped her dreamself first? Would she have fused with the Black Queen/Jack Noir upon ascending to god tier?

If she had prototyped her dreamself then all the enemies would look like Jade and Jack Noir wouldn’t have been an unbeatable opponent

I get robojack and bec noir but Lord Jack, i thought he was caliborn's sesions jack? and if not when abouts does calibons session happen in relation to the current updates?

Lord Jack is the Jack from the Alpha kids’ session.  He has Lil’ Cal’s eyes and Crowbar’s crowbar which Gamzee gave him.

Caliborn’s session’s Jack is probably dead since Caliborn said that he would dispose of him once he was done using him.

What determines which player is in charge of the ectobiology in a session? Karkat and John are both different classes and aspects so i'm kinda confused.

But they were also both the first to enter, so that may possibly be the determining factor.

Does a successful Sburb/Sgrub session absolutely NEED at least four players to successfully complete the game? In the case of the cherub session, could that game have successfully worked with only two people?

The game could’ve successfully worked with two players since you really only need a Time player and a Space player to actually complete the session. Rose states here in her walk through that the game seems to suit two players most naturally, the server and the client.

has it yet been explained why the trolls universe resided inside Snowman's heart and not a Frog?

Doc Scratch bestowed upon her that condition when he recruited her into the Felt. The details of the process are left unknown but it made her blood blue.