May 2015

What about Breathalyzer? I've never heard that ship name before.

That is also John/Roxy

i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and read all these facts

I mean that’s kind of the nature of Homestuck in general, am I right?

*paps mod & gives them a treat of their choice* u ok mod?

witchgirls:

forgottenhsfacts:

Merci beaucoup, je suis d'accord

Wow that’s not even how u say “I’m okay” in French I sense a fake French speaker (this is sarcasm) (but “je suis d'accord” means like “I’m fine with (smthng)” “I’m okay (with something)”)

Remember how Mobster Kingpin's Diabetes was used against him in the final battle? Well maybe Lord English has some unknown weakness that could make his self-esteem go low or something...

Yes, the weakness that both Equius and Caliborn, half of Lord English share. Hehhehehehe, SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY.

What even IS the red miles? Tentacles?

I think it’s more like veins

Who are mod silver and mod Amy?????????

They are part of a different blog that is not this one

Where does Roxygen (Roxy x John) even come from? Oxygen?

John’s a breath player, and we breath oxygen. Both Roxy and oxygen have the letters “oxy” so you just mashem together

Hit me with your best Mom fact. I dare you

She encased a vacuum in bronze.

Did it ever state anywhere in canon the lifespan of trolls based on blood caste?

Hussie answered a similar question in one of his Q&As. Rust bloods only live to be a dozen or so sweeps. Low bloods have lifespans comparable to human lifespans. Around green blood is where the lifespan goes beyond a century. Blue bloods like Mindfang can live for several centuries and the high bloods like fuchsia can live for several millennia. 

Why couldn't jade just teleport over to the meteor crew instead of riding alone with john and friends?

She could act as a gateway to the Green Sun but she couldn’t teleport there herself. She offered to send John but he declined because he didn’t want her to be alone. Which is ironic given the events in a he post-retcon timeline

I heard that homestuck is going to end this year, is that right?

While this rumor comes up every year, it is entirely likely that it will end this year, we are very close to the end

Can you link to when nepeta and equius role played each other?

[S] Equius: Seek the highb100d

Best Mom fact: she has a daughter

Source?

wait, so this seems like a silly question, but do you think if hussie ends homestuck he'll delete it off the website or he'll keep it there ?

He’ll keep it. Problem Sleuth and the other mspa series are still there, it just won’t be on the front page anymore if Hussie starts something new.

what are those weird window/wall things that act similar to transportalizers called? the ones that roxy had or that dirk recently went through?

They’re fenestrated panels.

is it ever confirmed that mutant bloods ARE on the bottom of the hemospectrum? if it never was confirmed, do you think it could go either way? what are some arguments for bottom of the hemospectrum and top of the hemospectrum?

It more likely that they would go about in the middle, between gold and olive blood where the lime bloods would go considering that the cancer symbol is supposed to be between gemini and leo

So Equius believes there's a rivalry between seadwellers and Highblooded landdwellers and had expressed dislike for Eridan, but later he referred to him as royalty and suggested he should be brought back to life? I'm kinda confused. Equius why.

There is actually a mutual distrust between landdweller and seadwellers. Equius refers to Eridan as royalty because Eridan is actually royalty. Equius suggested that he be revived because he reveres highbloods and takes the hemocaste very seriously. 

When John began retconning the timeline, what was the point and or significance of him altering Terezi's Dragon plush court thing in her hive?

She was just fucking with him, it wasn’t actually important.

Could you guide me to the first ever shown conversation between the kids and the trolls?

This is the first conversation shown between the trolls and the kids although Jade mentions that they’ve been bothering her for years. 

Wait, if Terezi was just fucking with him about the dragons, then what DID change the timeline?

He stopped Aranea from getting the Ring of Life (which prevented the events of Game Over from happening), he honked a horn and Terezi caught Gamzee and tied him up (which stopped Karkat from pacifying him and becoming his moirail), he wrote a note to Terezi saying he suggested that she not date Dave, (which she didn’t) and John stopped her from killing Vriska (this resulted in Vriska going on the meteor trip with everyone and her and Terezi eventually becoming moirails). 

Is Dave's middle name actually Elizabeth?

No, it’s just a popular joke. Although, none of the kids’ middle names, if they have any, have been revealed.

Just to make sure, I've only read Homestuck twice so far, where is Solluxander's full name mentioned?

It was mentioned by Hussie during one of his Q&As. If you’re using chrome just press Ctrl + F to search the page since that document is very long. 

Can you explain the whole "jack noir is cancer" thing? I don't get why that jack is special when his motivations are the same as other jacks, only noir has a larger power level.

Bec Noir is a “cancer” because A. started the Reckoning extremely early giving the players very little time to win. And B. He is literally destroying their universe with the Red Miles.

did troll cops happen or is that a fandom thing

It’s a popular au.

A couple of questions about what happened during Caliborn's Shitty Claymation Masterpiece; he said/showed that he and ARquiussprite and Half of Gamzee were sucked into the Cal Juju. Does that mean that Lord English is some kind of Amalgamation between Caliborn, Gamzee and ARquiussprite? Also, has it been explaine WHEN this happened? Was this something that was changed by the retcon or is it still Going to happen?

Yes, this means LE is a fusion (haha) of all those characters. The fight between the kids and Caliborn will most likely happen further along the current timeline we’re on now. 

Wait if gl'bgolyb was a gift from doc scratch did meenah have a different lusus?

Yes, but we’ve never seen her lusus or heard about it.

wait how are beta's universe and alpha's universe in the same frog? didnt karkat's team just created the beta's universe?

Every instance of a universe, including doomed and scratched timelines are inside the same Genesis Frog.