Trolls, as a culture think fashion is stupid.
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She’s still a rainbow drinker. Porrim taught her how to turn it off.
Well if Jane has a patron Troll then it would probably be Gamzee. I don’t see how it’d be Fef. But the only Alpha kid to have a canon Patron troll is Jake, and his patron troll isn’t even a troll, he’s more of a Patron Manbro, it’s Caliborn.
Apparently it’s asexual awareness day, so to all my followers and the users of tumblr, be aware, I am watching you and there’s nothing you can do to stop me and if you dare raise a hand against me I will sic the Homestucks on you and that is a fate far worse than death but not quite as bad as Superwholocks.
Jade took it so its in the medium somewhere, it might still be tiny.
kyuurin-gryphon replied to your post: Apparently it’s asexual awareness day,…
be careful that you don’t accidentally sic the superwholocks on yourself
Pft, I could fight the Superwholocks. For every angry Superwholock ask I get I will reply with a random Homestuck fact.
Typheus destroyed the planet because he knew that GameOver! John would bring his planet with him to the retconned timeline.
Homestuck began in 2009
Speaking of Ben, Dave’s sunglasses in Homestuck were once owned by Ben Stiller
Speaking of loads, low-blood trolls refer to toilets as load gapers
Kanaya states here that re population is among the long term responsibilities of the players so that may be the reason why there is an even number of male and female players in the sessions.
Speaking of garbage, Dave once put a smuppet in the garbage disposal
Aranea explains what cherubs are here but essentially they’re a race of green aliens with an exoskeleton that hatch from eggs. They hatch as a snake and then pupate into a humanoid creature. Two personalities are present in the body and while one is asleep, the other will be awake. One personality is benevolent and the other is malevolent. Eventually one personality will dominate and have complete control of the body, which is signaled by their cheek swirls filling in. When they grow up, they grow either white or black wings for good and evil, respectively.
John Egbert does the windy thing
They whisper information to the Derse dreamers and that is they’re advantage in the game just like the Prospit dreamers are able to look in the clouds of Skaia and see certain events.
Please forward all best friend applications to kinglypanda dot tumblr dot com
Get a beverage and a snack and enjoy the show
I said superwholocks were worse than homestucks.
Y’know, I really hope that they’re all serious.
No need to apologize, I pretty much asked for this just so that I could reply with random facts and totally not acknowledge their threats/claims
Beta timeline is pre-scratch. There Jane’s group grew up to be the guardians.
Alpha timeline is post-scratch. There John’s group would play the guardians. Also the Condesce took over the Earth.
They probably got in their Impala shaped Tardis and time traveled into the past so that they could force Arthur Conan Doyle to make Johnlock happen in the original Sherlock Holmes book.
Once Dave couldn’t drink his aj because he kept thinking about troll pee
Maybe for in real life, but in story patron trolls are “a troll who is particularly focused on helping one of the kids”
Ms. Paint, Hussie’s faithful in story assistant’s name is a pun based of of the website’s namesake program, Microsoft (ms) Paint.
Thank you and you’re welcome
*Karkat looks into the camera like on the office*
Yes, everyone has and can use classpect powers before ascending. Going God Tier just enhances them and allows the user to develop them more in depth.
The Felt have red blood
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Rose started knitting because John sent her the knitting bag as a birthday present
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The A1 session was Meenah’s, the A2 session was Karkat’s, the B1 session was John’s, and the B2 session is Roxy’s. Caliborn’s session would presumably be C1 going by the pattern.
Roxy has the ability to produce the Matriorb with her Void powers, she just needs more practice. Karkat being red for Dave seems very likely but I do not think Karkat is actually black for Vriska. Hussie stated on his formspring that trolls and humans could reproduce via ectobiology like how Doc Scratch was made by merging the paradox slime of a cueball and Lil Cal. Appearify one troll and one human and then merge their paradox slime to create the hybrid. At least I’m assuming that’s how they would do that.
Vriska had a kismesisstude with Eridan before sgrub started but broke it off with him later on. I don’t see why trolls couldn’t be asexual.
The Jake and Jane who died Heroic and Just deaths respectively were from the Game Over timeline. John retconned out the events that caused Game Over to happen and this is the new timeline.
Those are star dust glitches caused by Caliborn clogging up the Act 6 Act 6 cartridge on this page.
Yes
A kismesis is your caliginous partner. An auspistice is your ashen mediator. A kismesis is an especially potent arch rival that you find attractive. An auspistice is a troll who keeps you from developing a kismesissitude with another troll.
Yes it is because she ascended.
Trickster is caused by licking Calliope and Caliborn’s combined jujus. It causes you to go into a state of mania I suppose and act very crazy. Being in trickster mode also supercharges your powers quite a lot which is why Jane was able to cause Life to flourish on her planet on this page (epilepsy warning for that page) and why Jake was able to produce a pumpkin with his Hope powers on this page.
Jake told Dirk he wanted a sparring partner and so Dirk built him a robot of himself and set it to sparring mode and it beat Jake up.
No an auspistice, as stated on this page, keeps a feud between two trolls from becoming a kismessitude.