May 2015

Trolls, as a culture think fashion is stupid.
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Submitted by==>  lhyllianna

I'm not sure exactly where things started changing after the retcon and it's been so long since I've read hs, I've got slightly confused. Kanaya's currently grey rather than white, so is she still a rainbow drinker or can she just turn off her light now?

She’s still a rainbow drinker. Porrim taught her how to turn it off.

My friend and I were having a debate about this and was wondering if you could help clear it up. I keep saying Gamzee is Jane's patron troll, but she says it's Feferi. Can you help us figure out the true patron troll of Jane?

Well if Jane has a patron Troll then it would probably be Gamzee. I don’t see how it’d be Fef.  But the only Alpha kid to have a canon Patron troll is Jake, and his patron troll isn’t even a troll, he’s more of a Patron Manbro, it’s Caliborn.

I just had something mind-blowing occur to me. The A2 Black Queen refused to have the Genesis Frog's face as her face. As a result of this, she was exiled. And as a result of being exiled, she wound up having the Genesis Frog's heart as her heart. There's some deep irony there.

When doea hal's android body appear in canon?

In  [S] MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown.

Apparently it’s asexual awareness day, so to all my followers and the users of tumblr, be aware, I am watching you and there’s nothing you can do to stop me and if you dare raise a hand against me I will sic the Homestucks on you and that is a fate far worse than death but not quite as bad as Superwholocks.

Where's the B2 earth at the moment?

Jade took it so its in the medium somewhere, it might still be tiny.

kyuurin-gryphon replied to your post: Apparently it’s asexual awareness day,…

be careful that you don’t accidentally sic the superwholocks on yourself

Pft, I could fight the Superwholocks. For every angry Superwholock ask I get I will reply with a random Homestuck fact.

why did lowas explode??

Typheus destroyed the planet because he knew that GameOver! John would bring his planet with him to the retconned timeline. 

* angry Superwholock ask *

Homestuck began in 2009

Bendicklee CUmperpants will eat your spaghetti!!!!!!!! OOOOooooOoOOoooOoOOOOOOOooooooOo........

Speaking of Ben, Dave’s sunglasses in Homestuck were once owned by Ben Stiller

You fuckin piece of shit. Supernatural is loads better than your fucking Homosuck trash.

Speaking of loads, low-blood trolls refer to toilets as load gapers

Has it been canonically stated anywhere that a session has to have an even balance of males and females, or is that just an unrelated pattern in the comic?

Kanaya states here that re population is among the long term responsibilities of the players so that may be the reason why there is an even number of male and female players in the sessions.  

UMM??? HOW DARE YOU MOCK AND MAKE FUN OF SUPERWHOLOCKS??????? ARE WE JUST A JOKE TO YOU?? HOMESTUCK ISN'T EVEN GOOD HOMESTUCK IS FUCKING GARBAGE YOU'RE FUCKING GARBAGE

Speaking of garbage, Dave once put a smuppet in the garbage disposal

what are chereubs?? this seems like a stupid question, i know, but my friend has me all confused because she's saying theyre trickster angels, but i dont know.

Aranea explains what cherubs are here but essentially they’re a race of green aliens with an exoskeleton that hatch from eggs. They hatch as a snake and then pupate into a humanoid creature. Two personalities are present in the body and while one is asleep, the other will be awake. One personality is benevolent and the other is malevolent. Eventually one personality will dominate and have complete control of the body, which is signaled by their cheek swirls filling in. When they grow up, they grow either white or black wings for good and evil, respectively. 

Homestuck is a thing, but Superwholock is THE thing.

John Egbert does the windy thing

2 2 1 b t a r d i s i m p a l a s h e r l o c k d o c t o r d e a n w a t s o n r o s e t y l e r w i n c h e s t e r

Can i have a link to the page(s) that they explain the gnome/leprechaun quadrant-like things?

Here you go

what exactly is the point of the horrorterrors existing in the game? they seem to have very little to do with the rest of the picture with derse, prospit, skaia, and the general completion of Sburb.

They whisper information to the Derse dreamers and that is they’re advantage in the game just like the Prospit dreamers are able to look in the clouds of Skaia and see certain events. 

I do the Superwholock thing.

John almost did that once too

is mod t taking applications for best friend

Please forward all best friend applications to kinglypanda dot tumblr dot com

hey ok so apparently you're getting a lot of hate from superwholock fans, and i'm both a superwholock and a homestuck. what do i do?

Get a beverage and a snack and enjoy the show

why is everyone sending you angry superwholock asks

I said superwholocks were worse than homestucks.  

See, now comes the question of "who's being serious?" and "who's being satirical?" with these superwholock asks.

Y’know, I really hope that they’re all serious.

I apologize on behalf of the Superwholock fandom They should not act like that seeing as most of the fandom is comprised of adults. Thank you for not going off on them. Again I'm sorry for the actions of those in my fandom (Btw Your usage of the smuppet in the garbage disposal was great!)

No need to apologize, I pretty much asked for this just so that I could reply with random facts and totally not acknowledge their threats/claims

Please explain the difference between all the alpha and beta timelines, I'm so confused

Beta timeline is pre-scratch.  There Jane’s group grew up to be the guardians.

Alpha timeline is post-scratch. There John’s group would play the guardians. Also the Condesce took over the Earth.

SUPERWHOLOCKS ATTACK!!!!!!!!! ):<

One time John was attacked and his hammer got broken so he fought an imp by launching things out of his sylladex

I'm not an angry superwholock, but I want more facts. Send the superwholocks to me.

When Aradia was a ghost she forgot what anger felt like.

whered the superwholocks go i was just getting ready for the show

They probably got in their Impala shaped Tardis and time traveled into the past so that they could force Arthur Conan Doyle to make Johnlock happen in the original Sherlock Holmes book.

you said you would reply to superwholock hate with "random homestuck facts", but these facts are technically not random, since they are obscurely related to the hate in question.

I'm not a superwholock, but I NEED FACTS!!

Once Dave couldn’t drink his aj because he kept thinking about troll pee

Patron trolls can be found by adding the digits of your birthday together. For example, John's patron troll is Vriska. 4/13 means 4+1+3, or 8, which is Vriska. So, Jane's patron troll would also be Vriska.

Maybe for in real life, but in story patron trolls are “a troll who is particularly focused on helping one of the kids”

*whispers something about superwholockstuck*

Ms. Paint, Hussie’s faithful in story assistant’s name is a pun based of of the website’s namesake program, Microsoft (ms) Paint.

Can I get a random Captor fact?

One time Sollux looked out a window

This is the best show I've ever gotten out of seeing someone get anon hate bless you

Thank you and you’re welcome

Goddamn Homestucks are everywhere, like internet cancer.

*Karkat looks into the camera like on the office*

Is it possible to use any classpect powers before reaching god tier?

Yes, everyone has and can use classpect powers before ascending. Going God Tier just enhances them and allows the user to develop them more in depth.

The Felt have red blood
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Rose started knitting because John sent her the knitting bag as a birthday present
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Whose session is the b1 one? Whose session is the b2 one? Whose session is the a1 one? Whose session is the a2 one? Sorry, the those names for the sessions confuse me •~• oh and by which name of that similarity would Caliborn's be??? Thanks.

The A1 session was Meenah’s, the A2 session was Karkat’s, the B1 session was John’s, and the B2 session is Roxy’s. Caliborn’s session would presumably be C1 going by the pattern.

What are the trolls going to do about making more trolls since the orb is long gone. Also are we to assume that Karkat is red for Dave and Black for Vriska? I know Vriska can't handle black or red relationships but is it hinting that Karkat wants one? Also can the human and trolls repopulate together making somewhat of a hybrid or are they too genetically different? Sorry for the large amount of questions

Roxy has the ability to produce the Matriorb with her Void powers, she just needs more practice. Karkat being red for Dave seems very likely but I do not think Karkat is actually black for Vriska. Hussie stated on his formspring that trolls and humans could reproduce via ectobiology like how Doc Scratch was made by merging the paradox slime of a cueball and Lil Cal. Appearify one troll and one human and then merge their paradox slime to create the hybrid. At least I’m assuming that’s how they would do that. 

Is it possible trolls could be asexual, but only in certain quadrants? I don't seem to remember Vriska having any black relationships.

Vriska had a kismesisstude with Eridan before sgrub started but broke it off with him later on. I don’t see why trolls couldn’t be asexual.  

So Jane and Jake got Heroic and Just so does that mean the ones in the newest updates are the ones from the original dimension or from another dimension

The Jake and Jane who died Heroic and Just deaths respectively were from the Game Over timeline. John retconned out the events that caused Game Over to happen and this is the new timeline. 

What is the glitchy stuff around where Dirk is?

Those are star dust glitches caused by Caliborn clogging up the Act 6 Act 6 cartridge on this page. 

forgive me if i'm wrong, but isn't karkat jade's patron troll?

Yes

can you tell me what a kismesis and an auspistice is? (I know it's a really stupid question)

A kismesis is your caliginous partner. An auspistice is your ashen mediator. A kismesis is an especially potent arch rival that you find attractive. An auspistice is a troll who keeps you from developing a kismesissitude with another troll.

this is probably a silly question but why does vriska have both eyes now? is it because she ascended to god tier?

Yes it is because she ascended. 

Can you explain trickster mode please? I always get kinda confused on what it does.

Trickster is caused by licking Calliope and Caliborn’s combined jujus. It causes you to go into a state of mania I suppose and act very crazy. Being in trickster mode also supercharges your powers quite a lot which is why Jane was able to cause Life to flourish on her planet on this page (epilepsy warning for that page) and why Jake was able to produce a pumpkin with his Hope powers on this page. 

Why is Brobot so bent on beating the crap or of Jake?

Jake told Dirk he wanted a sparring partner and so Dirk built him a robot of himself and set it to sparring mode and it beat Jake up. 

I thought an auspitice is a troll who basically keeps your kismisitude from becoming unhealthy, not like a kismisis cock block

No an auspistice, as stated on this page, keeps a feud between two trolls from becoming a kismessitude.