June 2015

Can you put the slab/bed questions and jade(sprite) ascending to God tier in the FAQ? I feel like you guys get asked those two same questions with slight variations a lot and don't know if that would make it easier.

I just did.

Uh... So.. How do I explain buckets to my girlfriends sister????

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

But we will do our best to understand regardless.

Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

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Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.

Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.

RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.

On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.

There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.

Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.

When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls’ reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.

This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.

When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other’s KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.

Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It’s probably best not to examine it in much detail.

The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

This doesn’t mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament that the phrase “incestuous slurry” is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.

This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.

When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.

Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.

The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn’t take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.

In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party’s feelings will swap to match the other’s, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it’s not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.

This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.

An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.

This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.

Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other’s emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.

It’s often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.

But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.

God you just can’t get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.

Now see, what’s going on here is…

It’s perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have… uh…

Hey, why don’t you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.

Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.

He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith’s virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.

But John didn’t understand any of this because he’s a moron, and he wouldn’t shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.

But if there was one theme to be hammered through his thick skull, it would be the trolls’ cultural preoccupation with romantic destiny. Yes, the romantic landscape is rife with false starts and miscues and infidelities, red and black. But every troll believes strongly that each quadrant holds one and only one true pairing for them, and it is just a matter of time before the grid is filled with auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY.

In short, their belief is that for each quadrant there exists a pair or triad of trolls somewhere in the cosmos that were…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

Is there one long running alpha timeline that goes through every session. (A1,A2,B1,B2,C1)or does each session have its own doomed and alpha timelines?

There is one continuous alpha timeline with each session having its own doomed timelines.

couldnt bec noir easily be defeated if they just cut his arm off??

…..yes

I love how "forgotten facts" has kind of turned into "explaining the mechanics of time and sburb"

Yeah, welcome to my life.

what happened to davesprite's john,rose and jade?

That John was killed by Typheus, Jade never entered since John died, and that Rose using some kind of Seer bullshit managed to merge her consciousness with the main Rose by going to sleep right as Dave travelled back in time.

Do all amporas have purple streaks? Cause it looks like cro dyes his hair (ie the grey patch in his sprite). Especially since Dualscar has the purple and I can't imagine a pirate with dye his hair also isn't Cronus supposed to be Dualscar also

It isn’t canon that Dualscar has the purple streak. This is the only picture we see of him in canon.

What happens if you dont toss something into the kernal sprite?

Then you got yourself a Void session

i don't think that caliborn had to bite of his leg caliope could have un-attached her chain gone to sleep and the caliborn could unchain himself and boom he's free prove me wrong

Okay, but why would Calliope ever do that

Why do people ask about what is happening or what will happen? They think you are Hussie?

You’d be surprised at the amount of people that have asked if I was

Excuse me, but could you tell me how Bec Noir lost his first arm in the first place? I don't remember when that happened...

The Harlequin doll that John prototyped had it’s arm cut off by shards of glass.  Bec Noir and PM inherited that trait because of the Queen’s ring.

sorry if this is a FAQ but what happens if you only prototype once? will anything bad happen or do you just run the risk of something stupid getting accidentally prototyped additionally (the way jasprosesprite^2 was created)

All the trolls except Aradia prototyped once so nothing bad is caused because of it.

Did Sollux and Dave ever interact before Sollux died the second time?

Sollux is the one that named him iin2ufferable priick but out side of that, no

What happens if only one person doesn't prototype their kernel?

Still Void

What's the deal with the repeated presence of ironic horses? Has it not been explained yet?

Hussie likes horses.

So wait, why is it that neither the meteor crew or anyone on the ship couldn't contact one another via any chat programs or anything of the sort?

Right, they were completely separated.

do you know what the page on mspaint at /?s=3 is?? i was noticed that the mspaint urls are really simple, with the "s" value determining what story you're looking at, but this is all i can find 3.

You have stumbled across the Blood Spade, it’s a homage to a story he considered doing after Problem Sleuth, but obviously dropped in favor of Homestuck

Are the albino trolls canon?, hussie said something about it? Or is just a very popular headcanon?

tbh, i have no idea what you’re talking about.

ok so i've noticed that the gender alignments for the classes are uneven. apparent female exclusives are maid, sylph, & witch; apparent male exclusives are page, heir, bard, & prince; apparent neutral are mage, knight, rogue, seer, & thief. the imbalance means that one of the male classes is actually neutral. i know that andrew tweeted once that any gender can be any class but in canon that's untrue (to my knowledge), so which male class do u think is actually neutral and why, or do u disagree?

Page and Heir have not been confirmed male exclusive and none of those have been confirmed female exclusive.  The only canonically confirmed exclusive classes are Prince, Bard and Lord for male and Muse for female.

So How Did The Characters Find Out What Their Class And Aspect Was?

By learning the lore of the land.

any jade or roxy forgotten facts?

Jade is into Nucelar physics and high tech gadgets and Roxy is an awesome opossum hacker and is totally sober.

Which pages canonically confirm the gender specific classes?

It’s stated here

Why didn't the Trolls Black Queen want to be fused with the Frog from Aradiasprite?

Dersite Carapacians hate frogs

where is caliborn's name revealed?

[S] Caliborn: Enter is where his name is first revealed.

Why didn't davesprite and Dave combine like jadesprite and jade did? Is it because he used a sacrificial slab? Or because davesprite was not made of a dream self?

Yes, it was because he wasn’t Dave’s dream self. 

Where does it say Kankri has a flush crush on Latula??

In this Flash game where he’s introduced. 

Is it canon that Dualscar has his scars running diagonally across his face, or is it just something that's a common fan theory?

Yes, he had the same scars as Cronus. 

How does HIC think Dave will kill Lord English? She hasn't spoken in canon before, has she?

Jade states here that Dave has been identified as the one to deal Lord English the killing blow and that it’s the will of the empress

1. Can Godtiers die of age? 2. Did other universes exist before the trolls universe, 3. and what happened to them? are they gone, how? 4. The green sun is like the sun for all universes that has, does and will exist?

1. Godtiers are immortal so no.

2. Yes, we just haven’t heard about them in-comic.

3. We just don’t know. 

4. The Green Sun is an enormous sun and instead of planets revolving around it, there are galaxies revolving. Dave and Rose created it when the blue and red bomb inside the Tumor went off. It was fueled by two dying universes. The trolls’ universe died when Spades Slick shot Snowman and the humans’ universe died when Bec Noir used Red Miles on the Genesis Frog. 

..5. If, aren't Rose and Dave creators of everything then?? 6. Is there an other still existing universe?

5. They only created the Green Sun.

6. All we know about is the A universe where the trolls lived, the B universe where the humans lived, and the C universe where the cherubs lived. 

Dualscar broke up with Mindfang
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So was Karkat x Nepeta never canon? When was that established?

Nepeta had a flushed crush on Karkat and he knew but he didn’t reciprocate her feelings. 

If the cherubs and humans were in different universes, how did the cherubs live on Earth?

The humans will bring Earth into the new universe they create and years into the future the male cherub will lay an egg there and Calliope and Caliborn will hatch.

You said that if only one person doesn't prototype, it's void, but that doesn't make sense. Each prototype modifies the battlefield, so wouldn't even only one prototyped kernel make the game winnable?

All the players need to prototype at least once pre-entry for the Battlefield to fully evolve to it’s final form. 

If I remember correctly, for the anon asking about Karkat x Nepeta, they became a "canon" couple in a doomed timeline/ dream bubble, didn't they?

During this conversation with Jaspersprite, he suggests that Nepeta may have hope with Karkat even if she dies. A dead godtier Karkat and a dead Nepeta in her Derse attire were seen together in [S] Roxy:Sleepwalk so they may be together in that timeline. 

Why did Dualscar kill Dolorosa? Was he jealous of their relationship despite him being the one who broke up with Mindfang? Was he mad that a highblood like Mindfang slept with a midblood? Or did he recognize her from the Signless' execution?

He was upset that Mindfang stole her from his ship since the Dolorosa was his slave. He was also jealous that Mindfang was sleeping with lowbloods. Dualscar is also a mean guy. 

Didn't karkat have a flush crush on jade?

Yes, at one point he did.

What would happen if an alive player died on their sacrificial slab with their dream selves still living? Would the ds merge with the new god tier, or would it just die?

FAQ

Why did roxy give calliope the ring John gave roxy ? I'm confused on that

It’s the Ring of Life and if a ghost puts it on then they’re revived. Roxy wanted to revive Calliope so she gave her the ring. 

Can someone still go god tier without a dream self?

FAQ

Could Nepeta be revived with the Ring of Life?

Yes, any ghost that puts on the Ring of Life will be brought back to life. 

Two questions: do you think the yellow moon seen at the beginning of the Intermission (page 003054) is the Prospit that Lord Jack partially destroyed? And why does Spades Slick hate Lord English?

The Intermission takes place on Alternia, not in the Medium so no, I don’t think that’s the Prospit that Lord Jack destroyed. Spades Slick hates Lord English because he’s the leader of the Felt and they’re rivals with the Midnight Crew. 

not exactly a question, but i really wanna know how exactly jades grandpa managed to enter the medium to collect her dead dreamself, and how he got back to earth. i dont believe that was ever explained and it continues to bug me. please correct me if im wrong.

FAQ

Hey could you link to the FAQ? I'm on mobile and can't find it 😅

Here you go.

Is the goal of the game to create a new universe

Yes.

3 forgotten facts about john?

John has watched Sailor Moon, he likes Crash Bandicoot, and he’s played Legend of Zelda Wind Waker

because gamzee's god tier is just a costume, that could mean that his bard costume isn't the actual bard god tier outfit

No, unfortunately it is the canon Bard outfit. A dead godtier Cronus is shown in [S] Ministrife! with the exact same outfit and a ghost Eridan even mentions his codpiece. 

When Aradia talked about having a corpse party, she did not mean dancing around with dead bodies all over the floor like most of the fandom believes, but rather meant having a proper funeral that was multicultural for both her troll and human friends.
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Okay. I'm confused about Karkat's symbol. So. The ancestors are real history for the main trolls, right? And the signless, um, doesn't have a sign. His symbol comes from his shackles or whatever. And people who believed in what he was doing wore that sign. (Right?) But why is Karkat wearing it like anyone else's ordinary sign?

Yes, the ancestors are real history to the trolls and his symbol comes from the shackles used on the Sufferer. Karkat needed a sign because he was a mutant and off the hemospectrum but every troll needs to wear a sign. The cult of the Sufferer set up Karkat’s symbol to be the shackles. If you’re asking why people didn’t notice he was wearing the same sign as the Sufferer, it may be because during Karkat’s time the story of the Sufferer was considered an ancient superstition. 

What page is the Flash where all the Beta Trolls are fighting thier Black armies? Or Does that even exist?

Hussie didn’t make a Flash of their fight with the Black King but there is a fanmade one