June 2015

what happens to your dream self if you're killed while you're sleeping?

Your dreamself will begin to die as well unless someone kisses your corpse in time. 

What happened to Davesprite? Is he alive?

He got exploded, he’s dead as far as we know.

A lot earlier in the comic we saw Equis has power over Vriskas metal arm, and since she's going to fight LE who has a part of Equis in him, do you think that will have a factor in the fight?

No because Vriska no longer has a metal arm, she got a real arm back upon ascending to God Tier via her Quest Cocoon

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hey i was wondering why Jade is not extremely mad because she is dressing like an animal and in act 3 she said she never wanted to do that

“Sure, it is fun to imagine what it would be like to run wild with a pack of wolves, or purr and frolic with a litter of kittens, but dressing up as an animal just seems ridiculous. It would still just be a silly girl draped in a raggedy synthetic tufty piece of crap…”  

Jade doesn’t like fursuits, she is not wearing a fursuit though, she literally is part animal.  And she thinks “ ANTHROPOMORPHIC FAUNA are really cute and enchanting…”

you know how roxy admits that she kinda had a crush on dirk even tho he's gay? wouldn't that be like jade or john liking each other or rose/dave? like aren't they siblings??

No, Roxy and Dirk are not related, neither are Jane and Jake.

What do they call PM with the ring on?

As far as I know we still call her PM.  The only reason I refer to ring wearing Jack as something different is because there’s multiple Jack’s running around.

are john and jake related?

Yes, Jake is biologically John’s father.

Can I ask for a little clarification of the Dirk/Roxy Jane/Jake not being related? Why aren't they ectosiblings like Dave/Rose John/Jane were? I'm a little confused here.

Dirk, Roxy, Jane, and Jake are clones of their pre-scratch selves while John and Jade were made with Jake and Jane’s ectoslime and Rose and Dave were created by mixing Roxy and Dirk’s ectoslime

(Sorry for the bother and if this is annoying to deal with but) why do the humans consider themselves to have a one-way biological relationship (alpha kids --> beta kids) rather than the trolls do with dancestorship, seeing the other as both their ancestor and descendant (beforus kids <---> alternia kids)? Aren't they ectobiologically the same, despite the trolls' different manner of breeding?

Yes, this is a cultural matter. In troll culture they don’t have parents, there is no direct line of biology for them to follow. It also has to do with troll genetics, while it’s easily seen that each beta kid is made from two of the alpha kids with the trolls it’s more difficult.  We don’t know the specifics of the trolls’ ectobiology but it’s entirely likely that each one of Meenah’s group of trolls could have been made through a mixture of three trolls, or even a mixture of all the trolls with the one that contributed the most genetics sharing the symbol. There are other theories about troll ectobioloy out there but overall troll biology is much more complicated then human biology.

Yo ! Quick question: which beta and alpha kids are related? As in, if you ship John x Roxy or Jade x Dave or something like that, it is okay, right? Or not? THANK YOU ❤️

Here’s a quick chart I made that’s probably confusing to read

But honestly guys, you shouldn’t worry about incest in your Homestuck ships considering that every troll is related.

aren't the betas somehow also the alphas' biological parents too, or something? i was pretty sure the parentage went both ways due to ectobiological shenanigans

Not genetically but John technically created all the kids so he could be considered the Large Father.

So how did Jane have kids with Jake and Roxy with Dirk?

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I think the PM anon wanted to know her full name/title, which is Prospitain Monarch.

wait that chart is actually weird to me. there's no line connecting jane an jake or roxy and dirk. does this mean the Alpha kids are not considered siblings?

The Alpha kids are not related at all.

the wiki says that in the B2 universe, the roles are reversed (dave and rose are roxy and dirk's parents, poppop and grandma english are jake and jane's parents). it's under "ectobiology", click "post-scratch" above the diagram at the bottom

They are their “parents” socially since they arrived earlier, but not genetically.  Like how the Ancestors are technically the spawn of Karkat’s group.

Where does it state that killing Snowman kills the universe?

Here.

What happened to fefeta/nepeta/feferi after she exploded?

Their ghosts appeared in the dream bubbles here

When did davesprite explode?

Here.

also didn't karkat say he didn't remember which group he created first in the lab?? so they have no way of knowing which group would be the ectobiological "ancestors" and which would be the "descendants"

On this page Doc Scratch states that Meenah’s group were “to become the ancestors of the twelve they formerly regarded as theirs, and this twelve would be chosen for glory.” This is what happened with the Beta kids when they scratched as well. The descendants played but didn’t succeed so they scratched and their “parents” took their place as the players in the new session. So Meenah’s group are the descendants of Karkat’s group and Karkat and his friends are paradox clones. 

is texan Dave just a headcanon or is it canon?

It’s canon.

is the psionic still alive on hic's ship? or did he die? if so how?

He was killed by the Vast Glub here

When does it say that the Beta kids beat their Black King?

They didn’t, Bec Noir killed him and started the Reckoning early

So Dad is the offspring of Nana and some dude she married right? So how does Dad exist in the Alpha timeline if Jade never birthed him?

First off, Nanna is Jane not Jade. And to answer your question, Dad Crocker is the son of Poppop, post-scratch John.

Where's that page where tavros controls a whole army of "animals" (actually sgrub enemies)

Here

So I was reading a part where Roxy is making a ball of spikes to repopulate the troll population and help the condesce take over because if not Jade would kill her over and over again. But. Wouldn't she die completely because it would be just and heroic? The justice would be her preventing the race from it's population, and the heroic part would be her not letting the condesce have an army.

A godtier dies permanently is the death is Just or Heroic, not both. Roxy would revive if she was tortured by Grimbark Jade because she’s not evil so killing her wouldn’t be Just and getting your organs teleported out repeatedly isn’t very Heroic. The Condesce wanted Roxy to summon the Matriorb because the troll race is endangered and she doesn’t want them to die out completely. Also, she wants a new population to rule over. 

Was it ever announced in canon that Dave has a great interest in photography or was it developed within the fandom?

No, Dave does have an interest in photography. He even has his own makeshift darkroom.

What happened to Aradia's ancestor after she jumped out the window when Hussie was shaking up Doc Scratch and he became inanimate?

She was captured by Lord English.

Can you give a list of how all the ancestors died if we have any knowledge on how?

The Signless - killed via torture

The Handmaid - killed by Condesce

The Summoner - ??? (may have been killed during large scale rebellion war)

The Psiioniic- killed by Vast Glub

The Disciple - ???

The Dolorosa - killed by Dualscar

Neophyte Redglare - killed by Mindfang

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang - killed by the Summoner

Executioner Darkleer - ???

The Grand Highblood - ???

Orphaner Dualscar - killed by the Grand Highblood

Her Imperious Condescension - still alive 

The Grand Highblood and Darkleer were long lived so they may have lived up to the Vast Glub and were then killed by it. 

Regarding the talk of the guardians, why is there dad? Like we have the four guardians for each of the four players in the alpha universe, but there's just... Dad?!?! Why father why

Dad Egbert was the son of Nanna and some unidentified suitor. Dad Crocker was the son of Poppop and some unidentified wife. 

Is Equius being a vegetarian canon or fanon?

It’s very possible that he is a vegetarian considering he doesn’t like that Nepeta hunts animals. 

is there an origin for that meme where homestuck fans say that homestuck sucks (great blog by the way omg)

It’s not a meme, it’s a fact. 

Is it true that when Aradia died the first time by Sollux, that she couldn't of been revived cause her body was blown to smithereens or something?

She couldn’t have been revived anyway because they hadn’t entered the game yet. 

Which trolls brought which into SGRUB?

Server—->Client. Servers bring the client in to the Medium. 

Is there a time limit on kissing someone to revive them?

Yes, you have to kiss them before their dream self dies. The time limit depends on the severity of the injuries.

Isn't that reason that Equius dislikes Nepetas hunting due to him being against violent acts of all sorts?

Considering he used to beat the shit out of robots in caged matches, probably not. 

Is karat x dave really canon?

Yes, they’re in a relationship. 

i'm lame so humor me, what's the vast glub? c:

The Vast Glub is a shock wave of psychic energy that was released by Feferi’s lusus before she died. It killed the entire troll race except for the Condesce and the eleven troll heroes who made it into the Medium before it was released. Karkat didn’t get Sollux into the Medium in time and he died. Feferi revived him afterwards. 

Oops I meant to say Jane not Jade. So if Alpha Dad is the offspring of poppop, doesn't that mean he's a completely different person then Beta Dad?

Yes, he is they just look and act very similar.

Before Jadebot was built, Jade sleepwalked.
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Submitted by==>  cresentmoon2000

Bro Strider rides a horse on Lohac, around 2:20.

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Are the rings of life and void the same ring? If not how was the ring of life created? I know the void ring came from the alpha kid's session but I can't remember where the life ring came from

The Ring of Life would be the White Queen’s ring from the Alpha kids’ session

So when Calliope was telling Dirk that she read about him in texts, what texts did she mean? Page 006464.

It was a journal written by Rose. Gamzee took it, voided out every mention of himself using Equius’s blood and left it for her.

Which are the probabilities of Nepetasprite?

fairly

Pages where John and Caliborn interact

Here.

why were there no monsters on Jane's planet?

They all died long before she entered her session.

did nepeta die??

Yes, she was killed by Gamzee.

Why does Jasprosesprite^2 have the ^2?

Because they are the product of two sprites merging together. 

Why did lowas explode?? (When dave sprite and John die)

Typheus knew another John from the pre retcon time line would bring his Lowas with him into the post retcon timeline. Also, Jade spending three years by herself without John or Davesprite was the price Typheus warned would happen. Because John was able to edit the timeline himself his friends had to feel the same loss he did.