July 2015

(Sorry if this has been answered before!) I was wondering where the sacrificial slabs actually are inside Derse? Because in [S] Wake. you can clearly see the perspective camera zoom into the main part of Derse (Then to AA on her slab) after Jack starts blowing it up. But in [S] Cascade. Rose's and Dave's slabs are clearly shown to be within the moon of Derse? Is this just some crazy plot hole we should ignore or is there a logical explanation?

They are normally in the moons of Derse and Prospit. Aradia was just a special case, probably due to her having been dead before she started playing Sgrub

do trolls canonly hav blk lips?

Yes

How did so many ghosts of the same people even come into existence?

Lots of doomed timelines

How did the alpha kids know about trolls and what they look like?

Calliope talked to them about trolls

You said all God tries can fly; isn't this untrue for blood players?

Why? Because the God Tier Karkats and Kankris we’ve seen don’t have wings? The kids don’t have wings and they can still fly.

On the subject of godtier trolls having wings and that not having anything to do with adulthood, what's up with the summoner having wings?

It was a mutation

okay so with the new update (ie 7/8/15) tavros' ghost shows up with the army of other ghosts. i was under the impression that when tavrosprite was prototyped, tavros' ghost was connected to it and a part of tavrosprite?? i could be confusing this with the whole erisolsprite/half-dead sollux scenario, but regardless im kind of confused? so ghost!tavros and tavrosprite are not the same tavros?

The Tavros with the army is pre-retcon Tavros. Tavrosprite is post-retcon Tavros.

Where did the cat that Tavrosprite come from?

Gcat is Post-scratch Earth’s first guardian. It can teleport.

why didnt jasprosesprite^2 prototype with nepeta when she carried her to the kernelsprite?

jasprose is fully prototyped and can’t be prototyped any further unless it’s with another sprite that isn’t fully prototyped

I've got a question about your FAQ. Didn't Lord English GIVE Condy the psychic powers?

No.

Do you know why Nepeta is a sort of lime color?

It’s Jake’s sprite

So the Fight Caliborn describes starting from [S] ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 and onward. that's yet to happen, right? Like, the chronology is, the kids will soon fight the Condesce and the various versions of Jack, then the fight with Caliborn happens in A6A6A5 will happen, and likely homestuck will wrap up with Vriska releasing those stuck in the logo juju to fight buff English. Right?

Yes

Is that why LE is destroying doomed timelines? Because they are a threat to him in the future?

LE is trying to find and kill Calliope’s ghost out in the Furthest Ring because he hates her that much

you always seem to have a page link or image reference when people ask questions. do you have them on hand or do you have to go and find them?

I have a bunch of Caliborn quotes on hand, everything else I have to go find.

in an earlier ask you stated that Kurloz worked for lord english? could you link to where you got that info cause i cant remember that ever beingstated. thanks for all your hard work running this blog!

Kurloz worships the same mirthful messiahs Gamzee does and is seen helping him in his work.

when did sollux talk to humans? was that just in the mass conversation before he and aradia split from the meteor crew?

We’ve never seen a one-on-one with between him and a kid, just in groups like on the meteor and on the pirate ship. But Jade mentions talking to twelve trolls so he must have talked to her at some point

What happened to the weapons for the beta kids (besides the WAR HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO) that came with Liv Tyler?

Liv Tyler lost them as a result of John tornado drilling into the Battlefield

What exactly are first guardians again? As a role, not individuals

First Guardians are entities that exists to protect their planet and “facilitate the planet’s ultimate purpose”.

Can you tell me the page where john sees terezi in jades shoes

Merry frickin Christmas

Are they to decide on said role? Doc scratch kinda messed it all into his own plan

Doc Scratch followed his own agenda while fufilling his first guardian role. He groomed Alternia to be ready for Sgrub and considering they beat it I’d say he did a descent job.

Is there any reason as to why there is a "Not Ghost Eyed"/Alive Eridan in the upd8?

Hussie made 400 pages in a month

If both the alpha and beta versions of earth have separate first guardians, why didn't beforus have one like alternia?

It did, we just don’t know what it was

So HIC controlled the Psiioniic for her ship and The Summoner for Neophyte's dragon. Where did she get the power to control?

She didn’t control the Summoner, he actively fought against her empire. And while she controlled the Psiionic, it wasn’t through psychic abilities, she enslaved him. 

Is it possible for Kanaya to die on Jade's questbed and become godtier? Or is there not enough known to say whether or not it would work?

In order to use a quest bed you need a dreamself, which Kanaya doesn not have

When are the trolls' birthdays mentioned (apart from Karkat)?

They aren’t, Karkat’s is the only one

What were the trolls' lands? I can't keep them straight

Aradia-  Land of Quartz and Melody
Tavros-  Land of Sand and Zephyr
Sollux-  Land of Brains and Fire
Karkat-  Land of Pulse and Haze
Nepeta-  Land of Little Cubes and Tea
Kanaya-  Land of Rays and Frogs
Terezi-  Land of Thought and Flow
Vriska-  Land of Maps and Treasure
Equius-  Land of Caves and Silence
Gamzee-  Land of Tents and Mirth
Eridan-  Land of Wrath and Angels
Feferi-  Land of Dew and Glass

How did jade go godtier if her dreamself died?

faq

Was Doc Scratch the first guardian of alternia? If not; what was?

yes

Have roxy and eridan (or erisol) ever spoken in cannon?

Erisol and Roxy both speak in two tricksterlogs but never to each other

So, have we exactly pinned down LE's goal? Are there any pages alluding to his ultimate plan?

how the heck do you know all this?

I know where to find the information.

Is Feferi's lusus the same lusus that HIC had?

Yes

When did Karkat decide to make Sollux his client player instead of Kanaya? That is how the two teams became one, so do we ever see why?

The teams began to notice the underlings gaining attributes from things prototyped by the other team which is when they realized they had to play as one team and make a loop in their client-server chain.

Did we ever see Equius bring Kanaya into the game?

Nope, we never saw a lot of them being brought into the game which is why a lot of people don’t know who most of the trolls’ clients and servers were.

What are all of the part-cat sprites that have existed in canon?

Pouncesprite, Jaspersprite, Jasprosesprite^2, Fefetasprite, Nepetasprite, Gcatavrosprite

Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. Help spread anon love, not hate.

Did I get this because 8 is a homestuck number?

Is Duck Tier canon or fanon?

I have not idea what that is so fanon

are you that 200 something leveled andrew hussie in the quizup

I have never heard of quizup until now, so no

We do the client/server players for the trolls because of the Möbius double reach around page

We’ve been shown who everone’s client/servers are, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that most people don’t know who was who’s client in the trolls session.

What is Jake's ringtone in the recent update?

Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!

Hello! I asked this before, but I don't know if it was swallowed up by Tumblr.... could I please get a link to the part of the comic where Vriska is bleeding out and starts mind controlling Tavros to write in her blood? Thank you!!

Here

If bec was not dead, than how did it prototype jade's kernel sprite?

Kernel sprites can be prototyped with living things.

I'm new here so I don't know if this has been asked in the past, but how was Aranea able to move planets?! Even if she was controlling ghosts with her mind powers, using mind control on an army of ghosts all the way in the furthest ring to have them throw planets all the way back where she is seems like a bit of a stretch (a rare thing in this comic, I'm sure :p ). Could't ghosts just influence the game from the furthest ring on their own then?

Aranea’s been honing her abilities for billions of sweeps and was mind controlling three Damaras, I don’t really think it was a stretch. As for whether the ghosts could influence the game I think it would depend on if they cared which it looks like only Meenah and Aranea did.

When Vriska is dying and Tavros is looking at his hands, what's the brown thing? Tears or blood?

Tears

Edit: Actually upon further examination of those pages, it’s most likely blood. 

so karkat's the only troll with a canon bday? when is it? more specifically I want to know if he's a cancer. ahaha.

His Wriggling Day is June 12

John has an entire wall dedicated to Matthew McConaughey posters
Source

isn't there some special word trolls use for stomach?

I searched the troll terminology list and found no equivalent term for stomach. 

Basically here's the question i was trying to get at: Can Tavros control Bec Noir?

I would think that he would be able to but a lot of the fandom theorizes that the queen’s rings they wear prevent any sort of mind control. 

Can I ask why the condence wanted the alpha kids dead?

When she destroyed their moons she helped them go godtier.

long forgotten hs fact: homestuck sucks. there's time traveling bullshit, hussie inserts himself, and omg wtf am i even reading.