July 2015

What idiom was being trollified here? "MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though"

Heart?

I think take last anon was actually asking why HIC wanted to kill the Alpha kids. Just so that anon knows: HIC thinks humans are disgusting. She eliminated their entire race during Dirk and Roxy's time, beside those two. She wanted to kill them to finish the job and also to get them out of her way during their game session.

The Condesce needs the kids to finish their session because her goal is to escape to the new universe and hatch the matriorb and rule over the new population of trolls. She sent droids after Dirk and Roxy when they were on Earth to force them to enter the Medium and play the game. 

Toss a random John Egbert fact?

John watches Star Trek. 

if in the time of the ancestors, if Gl'bgolyb wiped everybody out except the Condesce and the other heiress (page 5964), how did the troll population come back?

The Vast Glub mentioned on the page you provided is the same one that killed Sollux

are you doc scratch?

No, I’m Caliborn, we’ve been over this.  Mod A on the other hand… I’m not saying the A stands for Arquiusprite, leading personality of Doc Scratch, but I’m also not saying it doesn’t stand for that….

What idiom was being trollified here? "MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though"

forgottenhsfacts:

Heart?

To be more specific, troll terminology for heart is Pump Biscuit. Pump Tortoise is Meenah putting shitty fish puns over troll terminology.

so how did eridan and sollux get prodotyped together?

Gamzee

Hey can you please point out where it says that you NEED a dreamself to god tier, because in all the times i have read homestuck i have NEVER read a thing that said you HAVE TO HAVE A DREAMSELF to god tier and ive sent an ask about this before and you ignored it, or it didnt go through, but ultimately you dont need an alive dreamself to god tier on your planet, it doesnt say that anywhere, ever. just because all the people that god tiered had alive dreamselves doesnt make it canon, give evidence

UU: since none of yoU have any dream selves left, it won’t do any good to sacrifice yoUrselves on the qUest beds foUnd on yoUr respective planets.

Is Vriska's pirate coat (that was taken by Kurloz) now Lord English's?

It may have been used to make the Cairo Overcoat, they do have some similarities

Will Fedora Freak come back?

Probably not

I'm fairly certain the "need dreamselves for god tier" is just for quest beds, yes? Because if I recall correct, Jake ascended on his slab as his real self, as his dreamself was killed before their session.

Yes, this is covered in the Faq

Hey you're cute, are you single or nah?

This question is better directed to my personal blog

On page 004502, Aradiabots' memo documents the end of the troll session, but she blames Bec Noir's arrival (albeit indirectly) on the scratch. How did bec's prototyping, Jack's assault on WV, or him jumping into the transportalizer have ANYTHING to do with the scratch?

Bec Noir killed the Black King and used his Scepter to start the Reckoning far earlier than it was supposed to which gave the kids not enough time to beat the game.

as for the going godtier without dreamselves, they still ended up going godtier tho? is there a diffence if it's the quest bed or the sacrificial slab that's /not/ on their planet?

The Sacrificial Slab is not on their planet.

would you consider Gent to be a real class, and Piss to be a real aspect? i mean obviously it was for shits n giggles but it's technically canon? or does it not count because FedoraFreak wasn't a true player? like how hussie is a Waste of Space?

Waste of Space is a fan made thing. As for Gent of Piss, that was really just a joke.  Neither Waste of Space or Gent of Piss are actually in the comic.

Mind giving us a little recap of who has which role in Vriska's plan, please? I think it'd be pretty helpful while reading the current updates :o

Vriska has the role of the Hero that will unleash the weapon upon Lord English, everyone else has the role of distraction/cannon fodder.

hit me w/ a vriska fact. the most obscure, far-forgotten vriska fact u got.

She was in one of WV’s dreams

Is Page a gender-neutral class?

Possibly. It could be a class the tends to be given Male’s but anyone can have it. Similar to how Rogue/Theif tend to be given to Women.

Is it 100% canon that Aradiabot exploded because her dreamself was going god tier or is that just a speculation? Is it stated anywhere?

It wasn’t stated that that was the reason, but they happened at pretty much exactly the same time.

Where in canon does it say Latula can't smell? Or is this just a fan-theory?

It was stated in the one flash she was in

Is the title of Knight a gender-neutral class?

Yes

i heard something about vriska sexually assaulting tavros but when did that happen?

Here

So Dream Dirk. Shouldn't he still exist in this timeline or no? He stopped existing when Jake was killed so he should still be around-ish right now right? Or am I off?

Brain Ghost Dirk only appears when Jake hopes enough for him to be real

What page does Dave get the royal Deringer sword and cut the chain to Derse's moon?

5801

What ever happened to Serenity?

The last time we saw the real Serenity she was chilling with Roxy right after she entered

Can physical objects manifested in dream bubbles, such as the Derringer from Dave's Dream on 5800, be taken out of a dream bubble and be 'real'?

No, except for the Ring of Life

where was it stated in canon that eridan had a flushed crush on jade?

Yo

I thought aradiabot explpded because she wasnt the alpha timeline aradiabot so she was doomed to die?

No, she was the alpha timeline one. All the doomed timeline ones stayed to hold off Bec Noir

I was thinking, Dirk tells Jake that every time the Condesce tried to restore her specie, her "pet" killed them psychically. This would be Gl'bgolyb, right? But Gl'bgolyb didn't died in Alternia? How Condesce acquired another Horror Terror?

Gl’bgolyb isn’t actually a horrorterror, it’s an emissary to the horrorterrors. And apparently she bred it.

What did Equius' inerests have to do with his aspect?

His fetish was having people make him feel like Nothing.  He enjoys portraits of Musclebeasts Void of clothing

How did Jade turn half-dog when she reached God-tier?

Jade’s main body died on her Quest Bed and when you use that method to go godtier, your dream self is the one who ascends. Jadesprite was prototyped with Bec and Jade’s dream self so she was the one who went godtier. Godtier Jade has dog qualities because Jadesprite was part Bec. 

did wv, ar, and pm exist post-scratch? if so, what happened to them?

They do not exist post-scratch.

OK so its been said that Gamzee and Feferi are durable due to their high blood caste and even Terezi was shown taking multiple wounds before dying. So why was Bec Noir able to kill their dreamselves with just a sword stabs?

Because after that he attacked the moons with a First Guardian attack and incinerated all of them in green fire. Also I don’t think even a highblood like Feferi could survive being bisected.

Did Aradia and Kanaya ever interact in canon?

Yes

hi ! thanks for the work you guys put into this blog!! i saw a post about john having been to alternia and i don't remember it happening, is it correct info or what ?

Yes, but only for a moment.

Dave once called Nic Cage a clown
Source

Have Lil Hal/ARquius and Davesprite ever interacted in canon?

Yes

can the beta kids still go back to their original planet or no ? (because theyre in the alpha session?)

Yes, Jade brought the planets with them

Horses: Pause.

mspaintadventureswiki:

Now that we’ve reached the end of the scheduled horse calendar, we’re sure you’re all anxious to see what comes next! Well, Andrew posted on the site news earlier today, and this next week is going to be another HORSE PAUSE.

After that, he’ll post the next horse calendar, and we’ll see where it goes from there!

How is nepetasprte part cat? I thought she wasn't fully prototyped yet.

She’s not part cat, she’s just cat themed

Before Players Reach God Tier, Can They Still Use Some Of Their Innate Class/Aspect Powers?

Yes

What would one call someone that lives on prospite? (Also people on Derse are called Dersites right?)

Prospitan and Dersite

How the HELL did Dirk manage to be awake on both earth and derse AT TGE SAME TIME!?

Dude’s got mad splinter skills

after vriska went god tier she presumably took the clothes off her dead corpse to wear as we see her in the meteor(hence the ripped sleeve of her shirt) . but then what about her wings?

They were folded up under her clothes

Does Doc Scratch have limited omniscience because Arquiusprite can calculate basically anything?

That, and he was created using a magic cueball

frankly, i dont get what help an army of dreambubble ghosts can be if they cant actually leave the bubbles to fight LE- it took aranea a whole lot of skeeving around to get the ring so she could come back to life and actually affect what happens in the alpha time line, and even then, the ring only works for one person/ vriska only needed to get the juju to fight LE, right? whats the point of sticking around in the dreambubbles?

Lord English is in the Derambubbles

Is Bec Noir part Jasper and the tentacle princess or just the tentacle princess part?

Both parts

have aradia and feferi ever talked or interacted in canon

They both talk in one memo

When does Gamzee attack JAne?

Here

what is your most highly recommended lets read homestuck video

I haven’t watched any of them