why did dirk decapitate himself?
He sent his head to Jake so he could kiss it and wake up Dirk’s dream self.
He sent his head to Jake so he could kiss it and wake up Dirk’s dream self.

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They didn’t want to give Jade to Dave or they probably thought he was trying to harm her.
One sets up the board and makes their move and then says the other one’s name to have them wake up and then that one makes their move and says the other one’s name to wake them up and they go back and forth.

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Talked about this here.
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FAQ, anon.
Pre-scratch kids are John, Jade, Rose, and Dave. Post-scratch kids are Jane, Jake, Roxy, and Dirk. Pre-scratch and post-scratch are terms for the B1 universe and B2 universe. B1 universe is where John and his friends are kids and play sburb. B2 universe is where Jane and her friends are kids and play sburb. An auspistice is a troll that prevents two other trolls from entering a kismessisstude and stabilizes their relationship.



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On this page Rose’s dreamself has a black aura around her but it’s because her main body was grimdark.
Dirk mentions here that his alien friend gave him technology to communicate specifically with Jake and Jane’s time period. This alien friend is presumably Calliope.
It’s canon and the details of their extinction are unknown.
Davesprite mentions it here and John and Terezi say it here.
Bec Noir killed him during S Cascade.
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The old one will cease to exist.
The Homestuck adventure game is titled Hiveswap and is scheduled to release in mid 2015. You can find out more about the game on its website.
Doc Scratch was made from Lil Cal and a white cue ball so it makes sense that he was a puppet.
Meenah left punk Vriska to go with post-retcon Vriska. Punk Vriska was last seen crying. Meenah and the post-retcon Vriska went to gather a ghost army but discovered that pre-retcon Tavros had already done so.
Rose became grimdark because she looked in the white cue ball to ask if the Horrorterrors were evil. Jade going “grimbark” is just a pun on her being possessed by the Condesce with the animal control power.
I haven’t been able to find the dialog or panel where Terezi plays the guitar but I’m sure she’d be very good at it.
A troll instinctively tries to find balanced mate in each quadrant.
I wouldn’t switch out my mom for a lusus, sorry.
Please refer to the FAQ, anon.
Oh, yeah. I apologize, I’d forgotten about the flash.
His name hasn’t been mentioned but Karkat talks about him here.
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All the human kids are 16.
Please refer to the FAQ.
1 Alternian sweep is equal to 2.16 Earth years.
She calls him that because he was excommunicated by the Highbloods when he couldn’t bring himself to kill the Disciple.
It’s very common but not exclusive. Yaldabaoth was assigned to Caliborn, a Time player and Dirk, a Heart player.
The post-scratch trolls are roughly 7.3 sweeps which is about equal to 16 years so yes, they are.
I’m just going by what it says on the wiki.
On Derse
They go blank once they realize they’re dead.
The Drones collect their reproductive fluids in buckets.
Time travel
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