Those are the only ones. Jade going “grimbark” was just a pun on her canine traits, she didn’t actually go grimdark in the sense that the Horrorterrors were influencing her.
Presumable Quartz and Music Boxes
You may or may not know this but Eridan is an allegory for the Obama Administration and administrations (not being people), do not have sexualities.
You may or may not know this but Eridan is an allegory for the Obama Administration and administrations (not being people), do not have sexualities.
But seriously, I think he’s ace because he’s always flirting. He ‘s constantly hitting on people because he’s scared.
Think about it for a second, even in our Earth culture asexuals often times feel broken. He feels different, he feels wrong, so he’s desperately trying to do what he thinks will fix him which in this case is get in a relationship.
So just in that hand you can understand some of his behavior, but in the other hand you have to factor in Alternian culture. On Alternia once you hit adulthood you have to have someone to mate with or you’ll be killed. So you have this little 13 year old kid scared for his life because he feels broken and has it ingrained in him that if he doesn’t get himself fixed in a few years he will die. If I was the kid, I’d damn sure flirt with everyone too.
Of course this is all speculation and if you don’t agree that’s perfectly fine.
Sburb (actually Sgrub in this situation) didn’t kill all the trolls, it killed everything on Alternia. It was Feferi’s lusus that killed all the trolls. Before it died it released the Vast Glub which is a psychic wave that kills anybody lower than a Fuchsia Blood. (Condy of course being a Fuchsia Blood was immune to the attack)
Each dead Dave represents a Doomed Timeline
When she is dead and a robot she didn’t really feel much.
Once she was alive again tho, boy golly don’t we get ourselves a happy camper
Yes
A bit farther in the past
Personally speaking I love Equius, Roxy, Dave and Caliborn.
For the trolls, kinda, 12 Pre-scratch, 12 post-scratch. They didn’t play together tho.
He helped kill a couple billion people and overthrow the government paving the way for a dictatorship the likes the world has never known. He’s better known as the Anti-Christ or by his formal title: the High Chaplain of Interstellar War
That was 48 squiddles actually.
Bruh, I know, I’m ace. It was just reasoning for why he is so desperate to be in a relationship.
Also think about it with Alternian standards, the relationships that will save you from being killed are sexual.
Before the masterpiece, and they’ll be trapped in the near future.
And it’s most likely that (or at least I believe) they’ll be released before they’re captured, from the over all homestuck timeline. Meenah’s army has the juju and they’re going to fight LE right now. Presumably when the juju meets English the kids will be released.
The kids, and thank
That’s true, however there is proof that he may have a speech impediment seeing as his pre-scratch self did
Yes, Jane’s is Hemera, Dirk’s is Yaldabaoth, Roxy’s is Nix, and Jake’s is Abraxas
No
Grandpa and Nanna were adoptive brother and sister, not actually related.
Jane did have a crush on Jake, for quite awhile
Riiight, abbboout, here
Sadly no
Yes
From Hussie’s archived formspring
I am the Huss of Lips.
Hahaha, just kidding, that sounds like some stupid thing one of my readers would say.
Alternatively, the fandom dubbed him the Waste of Space due to him wearing a space costume briefly in the comic.
Yes
Currently 7939
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Yes, you can see them in this flash. Roxy has the Land of Pyramids and Neon, Dirk has the Land of Tombs and Krypton, Jake has the Land of Mounds and Xenon, and Jane has the Land of Crypts and Helium.
Aradia - Land of Quartz and Melody
Tavros - Land of Sand and Zephyr
Sollux - Land of Brains and Fire
Karkat - Land of Pulse and Haze
Nepeta - Land of Little Cubes and Tea
Kanaya - Land of Rays and Frogs
Terezi - Land of Thought and Flow
Vriska - Land of Maps and Treasure
Equius - Land of Caves and Silence
Gamzee - Land of Tents and Mirth
Eridan - Land of Wrath and Angels
Feferi - Land of Dew and Glass
Davesprite and Jade dated but alpha Dave and Jade have not dated.
You’re correct, he is talking about his relationship with Karkat and he’s asking how to come out to John and Jade. I’m not sure if he’s implying that him and Jade had a thing but I could be wrong.
It’s probably because noble gases have trouble making chemical bonds with other gases and the alpha kids had a lot of emotional problems both personally and with each other.
Kanaya still has to retrieve the Genesis Frog, Lord English and the Condesce still must be defeated, the players must complete the alpha kids’ game session and make a new universe, Rose might (?) need to learn how to play the rain on her planet, Bec Noir and PM still need to be dealt with, and Kanaya needs to hatch the matriorb and save the trolls from extinction. Also there are some time loops that need to be closed.
Talk to Cronus as Mituna.
Creation of Doc Scratch is on this page.
I think Kankri was getting at the fact that she forgot she couldn’t smell and he found it endearing.
here’s a refresher on what each character is up to in homestuck, so you know what’s going on when the upd8 hits!
- the goal - to create a new universe free of tyranny. vriska has drawn up battle plans. the battle is about to commence.
- john, roxy, and alpha rose (specifying bc we have 2) are on the meteor and plan to go fight the condesce. their goal is to kill her, or barring that, keep her busy so she doesn’t mess with anything during the important shit.
- john also has the earth (alpha kids’ version, dirk and roxy’s point in time, flooded and inhabited only by carapacians) shrunked and captalogued. the plan is for jade to unshrink it after the battle and for everyone who survives to live there.
- dave and dirk are on dirk’s planet, lotak. they plan to fight “lord jack”, the jack from the alpha kids’ session who got lord-english-ified by the condesce. lord jack is on his way to the session.
- terezi is jetpacking on her way to lotak and plans to fight lord jack with the striders, and just used her mind powers to do some remembery shit to gain alt terezi’s memories in the most recent panel/flash.
- alt terezi (from the game over timeline) and (vriska) are hugging it out in the dreambubbles. they’re not really super relevant anymore but they were in the most recent panel so they get to be up top.
- jane is on healing duty, and will be using teleporty windows placed by jasprosesprite to get to people during the battle. she is currently on the meteor.
- the mayor, alpha calliope, and jade’s body are inside on the meteor. jade is asleep, and needs to stay that way until the condesce is killed, so that she doesn’t go grimbark again. should jade wake up and not immediately go grimbark, vriska’s plan is for her to go fight dog tier jack, and a note has been left tied to her finger saying this. wv and calliope are just hanging out, since neither really has any combat capabilities. calliope has the ring of life.
- meanwhile, jade’s consciousness and alt calliope (the one who predominated) are travelling through the dreambubbles. alt callie is saying cryptic shit about space while jade waits impatiently to wake up. alt callie plans to do Something that is not yet made clear.
- karkat is passed out on lofaf (jade’s planet) after kanaya knocked him out. he wanted to go fight, but kanaya promised echidna she would protect him, so he is sleeping.
- kanaya is also on lofaf, and has just received the matriorb from roxy. she plans to light the forge and get this frog universe business moving.
- echidna has just met with karkat and kanaya and agrees to allow a new universe to be created as logn as karkat is protected. she wants karkat to guide the new universe’s inhabitants.
- jake, gcatavrosprite, and jasprosesprite are on lomax (jake’s planet). gcatavrosprite is asleep. jake is supposed to deal with spades slick when he comes. vriska wasn’t sure if ss would be a threat so she just stuck jake with the job. jasprose plans to help jane move around and heal people.
- spades slick is on his way to the session, carrying in a magic storage oven the entirety of the felt and ms. paint.
- dog tier jack and dog tier pm are on their way to the session, still in seemingly eternal combat. vriska’s plan calls for letting pm deal with jack, and if/when jade wakes up, send jade to help her.
- alpha vriska, meenah, and tavros are in the dreambubbles with a giant army of ghosts of dead alt-timeline trolls that tavros assembled. they plan to take on lord english. aradia and sollux are there too.
- lord english is on his way, destroying space as he goes.
- caliborn knows the future and how he will imprison the beta kids in the homestuck juju, beat up the alpha kids, and then jake will use his hope powers to fuck with caliborn. then arquiusprite will come in and hold off caliborn long enough for dirk to imprison his soul (along with arquiusprite’s and half of gamzee by mistake) in lil cal. then eventually he becomes lord english. caliborn has the ring of void in his future vision.
- the condesce is in her battleship on her way to fuck shit up. she has the ring of void. her motive is to create a new universe which she will be dictator of.
- gamzee is in the fridge.
- davepetasprite (davesprite and alpha nepeta) and arquiusprite are bro hugging. they both plan to go fight lord english, though davepetasprite did not appear in caliborn’s future vision.
low-relevancy players
- eridan and feferi aren’t really relevant to the plot anymore it would seem, they’re probably mixed in with tavros’s army.
- casey has an army of skeleton consorts.
- nannasprite - both pre-retcon nanna and post-retcon nanna survived so there’s two. they are on locah (jane’s planet).
- dad crocker is in jail on derse.
- dd, hb, and cd from the alpha kids’ session. hb was killed by dirk ages ago. the other two are alive and on derse.
- edit: oh yeah and aranea is not only dead, but never got back alive to begin with
i think that’s everyone!
A few corrections:
Kanaya is on the frog platform with John, Roxy, and Rose and is going to fight with them.
WV, Jade and Calliope are in Jade’s house on Lofaf.
No one is on the meteor, the meteor is on Earth.
The Earth is not shrunk, Jade will not need to unshrink it, it’s in Vriska’s Super Wallet Modus that she gave to John.
~Mod T
NO JOKE
He was drawn by a different artist