April 2016

Does Roxy's power mean that she could potentially remove the absence of a dead person, bringing someone back to life?

That might be moving more into Life territory so probably not

When was the gigapause? Tryna figure out how long I've been in this fandom

October 2013 - October 2014

It could be possible that Terezi got stabbed in like the gut or lung while )(IC took a katana to the heart.

Or that we’re playing by rpg rules and everyone’s got a healthbar and the sword made Condy’s hit zero while TZ had plenty of health left when she got stabbed.

In a page from the recent updates (i can find the exact page if you need) roxy mentions a "friend who never even existed from this timelines perspective" who is she talking about? calliope?

Fefetasprite

what time (roughly) do you think homestuck will update tonight? does hussie not usually upd8 at midnight?

Midnight (-5) for flashes, usually like 1-ish pm for normal upd8s

If we're going RPG rules, jm sure the unbreakable katana has a much higher DMG than terezi's plain canesword

I know in the fraymotifs...time was used to freeze people...void to create things..mind to coordinate things...wind for, well wind...what did the seer of light aspect contribute?

Guidance. As you can see in several of the fraymotifs, light beams appeared first and then wind//cubes followed.  Rose also assisted in the summoning of the wizard statue

wait, since gamzee doesn't die in timelines, then do all doomed timelines just have that one living gamzee scampering around?

After a certain amount of time paradox space erases doomed timelines so no.

How old are the kids now?

16

I've forgotten quite a few things from HS, but Condy had pudding in her lungs??? Could you explain that please ???

That was a joke

Are the alpha kids 16 too or are they older?

They are also 16

if caliborn's masterpiece/the kids getting trapped in the juju happens in the future, then how does vriska have the version of the treasure containing them? did the treasure time travel?

Time works differently in the Furthest Ring

One thing really confused me about [S]: Collide: Was Spades Slick attacking Dave, Dirk and Terezi or were they just in the crossfire of his fight with Jack English? I know that Jack English was trying to kill them all, but that part really confuses me.

Slick was trying to get the kids out of the way so he could fight Jack English but Terezi attacked him so that’s how that started

Wait, I thought Dad Egbert was dead but he appeared in the end of act 6??? Holy shit is John gonna flip out or????

That’s Dad Crocker, jane’s dad

How many times has Dirk died

4, if you count the thing that happened post-Game Over

can i get a source for pspace erasing doomed timelines?

It’s questioned here and confirmed here

Has Caliborn (not Lord English) actually killed anyone other than Calliope and Yaldabaoth? Like what's he done except solve his Land puzzle and make bad anime art?

His land puzzle involved destroying 15 planets, at least one of which was inhabited.

does that mean that Dad Crocker is post-scratch John or is John his (Dad Crocker's) dad?

Post-scrath John (Poppop) is Dad Crocker’s father

Dirk didn't die in the Game Over timeline, and since it wasn't a doomed timeline, he simply got written over.

It was doomed tho, it’s stated multiple times that it was a doomed timeline. Like here, and here, and here.

what was godtier callie doing in collide?

Getting ready to do some shit, stay tuned to find out what

wouldn't dave be older than the others since he time travels all the time? since while rose or john thinks it's been 3 years or something, dave's been in the game like twice as long as anyone, right?

Dave’d only be a couple days older. He really didn’t do all that much time travel.

Upd8, 6 pages, 34 more to go

has nannasprite ever shown the ability to revive stuff before this update? i feel like she did but i just don't remember

She might’ve just healed Jane and not revived her. Nannasprite’s healing John as early as this page. 

Since when can Nannasprite heal people?

She’s been healing since [S] Jade: Decend

Okay, but is Ms. Paint still okay?

Yes, she’s ok.

yo doesn't rose have a hole in her stomach now. it looked like there was some sort of light beam going through her when condy kicked the shit outta her

I think that was just for effect since she’s fine at the end of the flash.

Sorry if you've answered this before but do you think Aranea will show up? Or still be relevant?

No, I don’t think she’ll show up again.

Did the beta trolls scratch???

No.

I'm sorry to bother you, but do you know what music that was around 2:22 in Collide?? Thank you!!

That was Oppa Toby Style

Why was jade trying to keep pm and bec nior from hurting each other? Like what would happen if they did

Already answered this. 

what are all the members of the felt's names and powers?

Take a look at their wiki page

How do the Nannasprites have healing powers again? Can all sprites heal??

Nannasprite can heal because she’s an alternate version of Jane and Jane is a Life player.

So when will homestuck be over? Or is it already over?

4/13

There's a fishy bit of the retcon for me, which you might help with. Union Jack blew up Prospit when he was created. However he was never made post-retcon (Gamzee was not able to sendificate Cal, yes?). I can understand Union Jack's remaining by being outside the furthest ring, but I cannot understand why Prospit still has a hole in it.

Vriska acts kinda suspicious here when talking about where Lord Jack came from so I think she sent Lil Cal to him and is doing her whole “I created the bad guy but will also help defeat him so it’s ok”

In [S] collide there was a huge reference (reference might it an understatement) to undertale in the fight between davepeta and LE. Could you tell me how Hussie was able (legally) to use it? (I mean) what is the connection between Homestuck and undertale?

Toby Fox and Andrew Hussie have been friends for years. Toby been making music for Homestuck since the beginning (he even had a song in the flash), he also started creating Undertale in Hussie’s basement

is there any reason troll names are always 6 letters long?

is there any reason kid names are always 4 letters long?

has there been any humans in a canon relationship that uses troll quadrants? i mean, normal human dating would probably be hearts. is there any human character who purposefully got in a relationship with diamonds/clubs/spades?

Rose tried to “clubs” between Gamzee and Terezi pre-retcon but it didn’t end up so well.

John’s also been doing a lot of Black flirting with TZ so stay tuned to find out if that happens

In act 4, Mom Lalonde fights a bunch of enemies on LOLAR and then later on, maplehoof finds a giant grist horde. Did mom lalonde kill the denizen?

No, just a lot of enemies

What would be the best way to explain [S] Terezi: Remem8er?

Terezi remembers some stuff, Scourge Sister flashbacks, and a happy ending for (Vriska) and (Terezi)

What happened to the Karkat and Kanaya from the [S] GAME OVER timeline? I know that they died like the other's, (Barring John, Dirk, and Rose) but in [S] TEREZI REMEMBER I didn't see their ghost get up like everyone else's.

Well, Karkat fell into lava and Kanaya was disintegrated. Kinda hard to draw them waking up from that, but their ghosts are still out there, fear not.

Why does Terezi still have red shoes? I thought she took them off Jade's body pre retcon.

Terezi has always had red shoes. She did take Jade’s shoes pre-retcon but they are a different kind of shoe.

why'd Bec prototype himself? Did he not have enough power to destroy the meteor on his own?

Nope, giant laser beams aren’t in a First Guardian’s wheelhouse of tricks

Did Dave just break Dirk's unbreakable katana?

Yes, Dave has an even more powerful weapon so it makes sense.

In case anyone's wondering why Roxy didn't inherit the Handmaid's curse, on page 5970 it says that the Handmaid struck a bargain with the Condesce, letting her know the terms of their duel. This might be why she inherited the curse and why it didn't pass on to Roxy, because the Condesce wasn't enlisting nor negotiating with the kids.

whats amiss in johns room on page 2311?

An imp had been there 

what's the difference between the medium and incipisphere?

The Incipisphere is the dimension where Sburb is played which includes the Furthest Ring, The Medium is the section in the Incipisphere where the players play, i.e. their planets, the battlefield, derse, prospit, etc.

Do all bards have a phallic looking codpiece or is it just Gamzee being weird?

All the bard

Can Jane only heal people once? Not infinitely? Why is that?

She can heal people as much as she likes ,she can only bring them back from the dead once because otherwise she’d be too op

uhh, so there are 3 jack noir's but which universe is the slick one from?

The trolls’

Teleporting things off into space where they can do no harm is very much in a First Guardian's wheelhouse of tricks, though, including Doc Scratch stopping a meteor on-screen at one point.

But the meteor that was coming towards Jade’s island was very, very, very big, too big to be teleported away