April 2016

So Jade has some power influence from the green sun but why only her? Dave and Rose were right there when it was formed and went go tier but why don't they have any powers from it?

Yeah. They aren’t first guardians so no Green Sun power

What fan-made animation was that anon talking about ?:

An animation made of the trolls’ fight against their Black King

this has always confused me, but why'd rose and dave emerge from the green sun when they went god tier? did derse turn into the green sun when The Tumour exploded?

The Tumour ‘s explosion turned into the Green Sun

sure you aren't referring to stable time loops ("always meant to" etc)? in comparison to doomed timelines? dave mentions its best to time travel with stable loops creating as little doomed timelines as possible

No, Davesprite’s timeline was meant to exist so he could go back and stop John from dying but it was also doomed

When the kids win and go to their new universe will Jade lose her green sun powers?

She shouldn’t, the green sun reigns over many universes. 

Why is dad egbert alive again? Is he Janes dad now?

Dad Egbert is dead. Dad Crocker is alive.

Wait, what universe are the Mayor/etc from? They are from many years in the future apparently, how?

They are from the Beta kids’ session. They get exiled to Earth, 413 years after the kids start the game then PM and WV go through a teleporter to get to the Trolls’ universe. WV spends three years on the Meteor while PM spends the time tailing Bec Noir who is tailing the Meteor.

Wait, which session was snowman from?

The trolls’

Did Gamzee fake going god tier? It seems like it with his wings falling off and him needing help getting his codpiece in Openbound. But then again, he didn't die when Caliborn shot him so many times. I just wanna be sure about that, even if it's not so relevant anymore.

Gamzee is not god tier

how do you solve complex fractions?

Thanks so much for this blog, reading the first few pages already helped me to understand things I didn't realize I was missing. I know there have been similar questions, but I don't understand and I'm sorry for that. After the Remember flash, Did Gameover Terezi's memories combine with alpha Terezi's memories? Does the Terezi in Collide share her memories?

Yes, Alpha Terezi got (Terezi)’s memories

what is miitomo

A fun game

(sorry if this has been asked before ;A;) I know what most of the aspects do, but I've never been able to figure out the Blood aspect? Does it have a physical effect or something else?

Blood is Unity/Friendships/Bonds. It’s what allowed Karkat to pull all the trolls together on to one team and to lead them.

what were the 4 main causes of world war one

1.The Alliance System
2. Militarism
3. Imperialism
4. Lord English having destroyed the entire nation of Serbia

Was Mituna's sacrifice ever explained?

Nope, just that it saved everyone and Kurloz was the only one that saw it happen

Wait if Terezi can join in the fraymotifs without godtiering, then why is Kanaya just hangin in the background of the Condesce fight?

Well Sylph is an extremely passive class and Kanaya hasn’t really been shown using that many Classpect powers so the Huss™ probably couldn’t think of anything.

Didn't you guys do an April fools joke once where the blog was changed to shrek facts? If it was you would you hold yourselves accountable for The Day Shrek Became a Canon Homestuck Character?

I did joke about making this blog a BeeTest Shrek in the House blog once, that was almost three years ago, bravo on remembering that. But Shrek being in the flash was in reference to an old meme

Why did Kurloz sew his mouth shut?

Because one time he had a nightmare and scream sooo loud that he deafened(?) Meulin and he felt really really bad about it and so he closed his mouth forever so that it’s never happen again

Has homestuck ended? How long do I have to catch up before it does??

5 more day bucko

where do babies come from?

what was the importance of Dad Egbert's wallet? (sorry if it's been asked I haven't scrolled that far down yet)

It can hold very large objects and was used to make a modus that could capthalogue planets

what is the meaning of life

Im not sure if you are able to calculate but do you think id be able to re-read Act 1-5 by 4/13 if im already in act 3? page 002961 according the url

If you’re a good reader, yeah, it’ll be getting through Act 6 that’d be impossible

I thought the significance of the wallet was that The Tumor was stored inside of it, and that's why everyone kept stealing it

In Act 5 yeah

i cant believe ppl know about serbia let alone u

Dude I memorized every European country, flag and capital four and a half years ago during my hetalia phase

Is Bard a real class?

ye

Can you go god tier by leveling up in the echeladder?

No

Do the ancestors have regular names in addition to their titles? What are they?

They have the same name as their pre-scartch counterparts. Handmaid is Damara, GHB is Kurloz, etc.

Forgotten Homestuck Fact: The Homestuck/Hetalia fandom “war”.

Why do they NEED to kill lord english? Why can't they just leave him be in the dream bubbles?

Because he’s popping all the dream bubbles and that’s where the dead people live

forgotten homestuck fact: convincing people that homestuck was an anime

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O' elder, what was the hetalia/homestuck "war"? I thought Hetalia and homestuck were moirails 8^y

I actually came in on the tail ends of this event so my account may not be 100% accurate. 

Basically to my understanding is that in 2011 the Hetalia comic was on a huge hiatus and so a bunch of them started reading Homestuck and people got pissy (keep in mind both fandoms were pretty awful back in the day) . There were people that were against it of course and made art of the creators of Hetalia and Homestuck together, the shipping name was Hussiruya (look into it if you dare). But it pretty much ended with Homestuck absorbing a majority of Hetalia’s fanbase and ever since then the fandoms get along.

Why is Terezi typing in gray in the most recent updates?

She’s not?

who cares about dead people they dead

dead people care about dead people

are there multiple green suns, or did rose and dave fail to kill the green sun in [s] cascade?

Dave and Rose didn’t destroy the Green Sun, they created it

i would like to know my godtier title but all the other test dont seem reliable or there asking me the wrong questions do you know any really good ones?

I just read through the wiki page and find which one is most fitting for you. That’s how I’ve always done it for myself or if I’m trying to label non-Homestuck characters

Forgotten Homestuck Fact: John's horse Shit Biscuit. Found in Act 6 Act 6 Act 2. 008402 to 008408

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remember the "*country*readshomestuck"/"*homestuckcharacter*watcheshetalia" blogs?

That’s before my time but it sounds amazing

how do you go godteir? i've forgotten.

You die on the special dying stones

so wait, are eridan and feferis heads still in the fridge with gamzee or did they get removed

They aren’t in the fridge. Gamz’s on his own in there

Just Read The Update Today, And It Got Me Thinking... What Session Is Ms. Paint From?

The Beta kids

(this might've been asked before) since karkat was alive and sleeping in the dream bubbles, does that mean he can go godtier?

No. 

I'm confused about how caliborn killed yaldabothslkdhg-whatever in collide. We see him getting shot with eye lazers, then it cuts to him covered in blood then cuts back again with him not covered in blood and looking in the magic chest. Did the killing happen off screen? We just know it happened because we saw some blood on caliborn?

Yes it happened off screen

concerning the wallet did John ever get it like TZ asked or is it still gone?

John didn’t get it so Vriska and Terezi just guessed until they got the code to make one.

Wouldn't Ms. Paint have to be from the Trolls' session? All the B2 Dersites are there.

Ms. Paint is from the beta kid’s session

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my new favorite denizen is yaldabothslkdhg

I too enjoy yodleboner

Does Dave's sword have a cueball or something akin to it in it??

Yes

Was there ever any greater significance to the safe combo on page 002447? other than the obvious 413?

I looked into it and I’m not finding any meaning to it.

Legit, how many times a day do you get questions that are answered with referring to the Quest Beds or Sacrificial Slabs?

Quite a few