April 2016

Are Jake and Jane related? I know Jane's been romanticly interested in Jake but if that ship sailed wouldn't that technically be incest? I can't quite remember

Jake and Jane are not related.

Can you please explain the origination of the "red miles?" jack used them once (that I can recall) in cascade and it wrecked the entire universe(s), but I have no idea where it came from.

It came from the Queen’s ring

Hey, I don't know if this has been asked before, but this has been bugging me for a while. Do you know why Jaspersprite became corporeal before Rose even entered The Medium? I mean, I thought the rule was that the Sprites were supposed to stay in their Kernel form and hatch AFTER entering. All the other Sprites seem to follow this trend except Jaspersprite. Am I missing something?

Because he was prototyped twice.

Was Eridan grimdark when he killed Feferi?

No

Did Ms. Paint tear the top of The Dress to (heal?) Jack?

Yes, but it was just to wrap it up, it didn’t heal him

Why are Jake's god tier shoes red instead of dark green?

They’re more orange than red, but why would they be dark green? 

wait what act are we right now? a6a6a6? or something else?

We’re in between acts

What are you going to do when homestuck is over

This post accurately describes my feelings

does PM even know that WV is alive???

Yes

More of an opinion piece, do you think that (vriska) and (terezi) got double-killed at the end of remember?

I personally don’t think so

forgotten homestuck fact: bucket jokes

I hate this

which jack is from which session?

Bec Noir- Beta Kids
Spades Slick -Trolls
Jack English - Alpha Kids

I thought the beta kids where John, Jade, Dave, and Rose? Shouldn't Ms Paint be from the alpha kids session?

Yes those are the Beta kids, and Ms Paint is from their session

Have any of the Beforus trolls god tiered?

Meenah and Aranea that we know of, an then all of them in one doomed timeline or another

Why did Dave kill Bro?

Dave didn’t kill Bro, unless you meant Dirk in which case is that was the best possible way to get the win

can anyone explain to me what aradia did in [S] Collide aside from choking lord english and being awesome?

She froze him in time for a brief moment

Forgotten hs fact: Billy the Bellsuit Diver

Is there more to this than just an audio track? I’ve never heard of this before and I’m honestly so curious.

What characters have gone grimdark/grimbark

Rose and Jade, that’s it.

maybe there's a ms paint in every session, like there is a jack and a queen and king and such in every one? if that's the case it's more likely that our ms paint is from the troll session, i think

No, she’s from the Beta kids’ session. Andrew Hussie rescued her after her exile and brought her through the fifth wall just like he did with Slick. This is where they met and she traveled with Slick to the Alpha kids’ session.

I think the thing about Billy the Bellsuit diver refers to the diver in the Squiddle fanimation???

Holy shit, how have I never seen this

Are there any characters left who have any shred of a chance of becoming godtier who have not already?

Nope

why did jane need to revive dirk? if his death wasn't heroic or just, wouldnt he get revived by himself?

I would say it was Heroic. He choose to die to stop the bad guys. He gave Dave that “do it” look, knowing that this was the best chance they had to win. 

do u think that davepeta, meenah and tavros died?

nah

How did the slabs appear at like the edge of the furthest ring for rose and Dave?

Rose and Dave where traveling on Derse’s moon where Sacrificial Slabs live.

During Collide, did Rose and Kanaya die? They were down and Jane got them back up, but they had no visible wounds.

Yes they died

But didn't Jade alchemize Eridan's Ahab Crosshairs, and he specifically said it was a juju, and that once she alchemized it his would disappear. So it's not that they can't be created, just that two cannot exist at the same time.

Ahab’s Crosshairs is not a juju, and Eridan never said it was

I thought Jane revived Dirk during collide. How could she revive him again after Dave sliced his head off? Can't she only revive a person once?

She didn’t revive him in Collide, I went back and checked myself.

hey, I have a question: why did john come back to life after die fighting jack? (When dad and mom died and rose was grimdark)

It was neither a heroic or just death

On the subject of jujus, didn't the kids alchemize Callie and caliborns lollipop jujus? So they can be alchemize. Still doesn't mean the unbreakable katana is a juju though.

They aren’t so much alchemized as teleported tho. When Jane put in the codes, the Cali twins’ jujus disappeared.  And the katakana didn’t disappear when another was formed so it’s not a juju.

What is grimdark? Like I know what it DOSE but what it is or how it happens confuses me

It’s being under the influence of the Horrorterrors

But if Eridan wasn't grimdark, why he killed Feferi? I thought he loved her

He was feeling betrayed and was in battle mode from his fight with Sollux and she jumped at him

if the green sun was created by exploding the tumor then how where first guardians powered up before then?

Time works differently in the Furthest Ring, the Green Sun existed before any First Guardian. In a similar sense to how the dreambubbles didn’t exist until Feferi ushered a deal to have them made, but also had always existed.

What the fuck even is a juju?

It’s a very powerful artifact that’s timeline has no beginning or end. It’s timeline is cyclical, always repeating itself

Is John dad crocker?

No, John is Poppop, Dad Crocker’s Dad

how many times now has dirk been decapitated?

Twice

If the beta kids prospit moon wasn't destroyed, would Kanaya be able to use Jades sacrificial slab?

Unknown

Wasn't there a conversation between dad and Nannasprite from the Beta World, in which he's dying and he crawls onto a quest bed?

Nope, that was between Nannasprite and fedoraFreak, a friend of Dad Egbert’s

D: WHERE DID THE MAYORS HOOD GO IN THIS UPD8

He just took it off, I’m sure it’s still there

What percentage of the people that send in asks do you think either actually didn't read the pesterlogs and/or just skipped straight to act 5 for the trolls?

I dunno, most questions are about stuff that was introduced/explained Act 5 or later so I’m not sure that factors too much into it

Sorry if you've answered this before but what happened to the Jack from Caliborn's session? Or is he the same one as the one from the alpha kid's session?

He dead

Maybe the mayor took off his hood so PM could recognize him better?

I mean it’s not like he’s changed clothes since the last time

A bunch of people are saying that act 7 is gonna be 2 pages, is that true?

That’s the rumour going around, I don’t know anymore than you guys about upd8 length

How come none of the kids ever realize that they're fighting the Midnight Crew? They read MS Paint Adventures and had been following the Midnight Crew adventure at least somewhat.

That’s a good point

I could be wrong on this but wasn't the Dog Jack like the first jack we got to know aka the original Jack?

Yes. 

Did jake KILL the felt, or just KO them? Also, what happened to Cans and Crowbar?

They’re K’Od

What acually started john to dislike cakes and why?

His Dad baked a lot of Betty Crocker products and John was getting super tired of it. 

Have rose and dirk ever interacted?

No, they have not but I’m looking forward to it. 

Why do PM and the mayor want to throw the rings in the volcano? .-. thanks! you're very helpful!!

They’re needed to stoke the forge. 

What happened to all the White Queens? and the Beta Sessions Black Queen?

The beta kids’ White Queen was killed during [S] Cascade by Bec Noir. The alpha kids’ White Queen was still alive last we saw her. 

EDIT: Sorry, the beta kid’s black queen was killed by Jack Noir.

where does it say that feferi helped make the dream bubbles?

Here