April 2016

Does Erisolsprite not exists anymore because the retcon and the kernel was used on nepeta?

Erisolsprite didn’t exist post-retcon because Jake’s kernel was used to make Davepetasprite^2. The reason we say he’s missing is because the other pre-retcon sprites hitched a ride on Lowas to the new timeline and it makes sense that Erisolsprite would too. 

I've tried playing part one of Openbound, but when I do, the beginning animation sequence just loops over and over. Is there something I'm supposed to do first, or...? (I've tried it on at least three different computers.)

It works best on Google Chrome or Firefox so it might be your browser that’s the problem. 

Any Bro or Dave facts?

Bro made thousands of dollars a month off his plush rump website. 

technically in the beta session wasnt it bro that initiated the scratch during his fight with bec noir?

Yes, he did try to initiate it but it wasn’t actually started until John used Echidna’s quills. 

See about this whole gamzee thing. The boy is my baby but he is fucked up. And yes some of it came from himself and not that he was controlled. But I do have to say that I really think that Cal brings out the worst qualities in a person (gz and bro)

Yes, this is true. Much of the fandom thinks that when you say “they did it because of X” that you’re justifying his actions. That might be the reason why they did something but it doesn’t justify it at all. 

I do use chrome.

Maybe try using Firefox? If that doesn’t work then maybe just watch a let’s play of it on YouTube. Followers if you have any other suggestions feel free to share.

EDIT FROM MOD T:

I would try clearing your cache and cookies, check to see if chrome is up to date, and make sure you don’t have any extensions that could be conflicting with the game and if so disabling them and then restart chrome.

If it still doesn’t work after that I’d suggest uninstalling and reinstalling chrome or just watch a playthrough on youtube.

and karkat facts??

He doesn’t dual-wield sickles, we never see him do that once in the comic

and karkat facts??

forgottenhsfacts:

He doesn’t dual-wield sickles, we never see him do that once in the comic

He did it on this page. 

Hello Mod A! Here is a hug *hugs* Stay awesome bro

Thank you anon!

can you just describe frogs in general in homestuck

Do we know where on the timeline Hussie guides Caliborn? very confused

It’s after LE already killed Hussie.It’s ghost Hussie doing all the guiding

What happened to lil cal after gamzee had him on the meteor?

See: Jack English/Union Jack/Lord Jack

I haven't read [A6A6I5] and beyond so I'm probably out of the loop, but who the hell is Union Jack?

B2 Jack, the one with the power of LE

A rough chart comparing Act lengths, not factoring in Intermissions or Subacts.  Act 6 has been a monster house in Homestuck, and it ends tomorrow, rip in peace

who is a better baker: pre-death nanna or jane?

Pre-death nanna was more experienced, but if you really want to talk, the Condesce has had centuries to hone her baking skills

out of curiosity, based on the Union Jack ask you just answered, is Union jack his canon name or just an interpretation? i'd always heard of him referred to as Jack English

There isn’t a definitive canon name for him. If there was I would just use that

can you just describe frogs in general in homestuck

forgottenhsfacts:

Holy shit, you’re right. I didn’t do that on purpose. I’m so good at memes I do it unconsciously now. But at least it works though since y’know, he is a frog

Any Damara facts? she doesent get enough love

When she talks to humans she speaks in broken english and is very polite which contrasts heavily with how she interacts with the other trolls

Okay, so apparently Homestuck’s updating at Midnight

not-terezi-pyrope:

Hussie’s time, that is EST. That’s the plan according to Paperseverywhere. That’s 110 minutes from now.

It’s past 3am here but I’ll be staying up. The Homestuck reddit are holding a livestream for the occasion. I’ll be watching that. If the update happens and the site doesn’t crash then I’ll record it myself for a video reaction I’m going to do, otherwise I’ll still record myself on camera, and then splice in the flash at a later date.

I’m letting you guys know so you can stay informed, be ready, and also maybe join in this livestream!

May I have a cute Dave fact please?

The dude’s got a foam Mr. T fetus in a jar

forgottenhsfacts:

A rough chart comparing Act lengths, not factoring in Intermissions or Subacts.  Act 6 has been a monster house in Homestuck, and it ends tomorrow, rip in peace

Act 6 definitely looks bigger than it is considering there were over two years worth of “pauses” during it.

Follow up question: Do we know why Hussie stopped talking to Caliborn?

There isn’t answer in canon. There’s a theory that he stopped talking to him because Caliborn is in a doomed timeline. Hussie may have just gotten tired of talking to a stunted alien tool.

why there arnt humans in the ghost army? is it beacuse they are fewer alternate humans? alfa kids dont make time travel so they only have the pre retcon ghost and beta kids have some for dave but their session was shorter

Yeah, there were hundreds of doomed timelines for the trolls while the kids only had about a dozen or so

im sorry but i lit cant remember at all how lil cal works or exsists or anythung? he was sent to daves timeline and dirks on the flying bosrd thing and then i get confused im so sorry thank u

Here’s a timeline

Does the doomed timeline theory make sense? Davesprite was in a doomed timeline yet he still had future stuff happen (Terezi found out about the kids later due to Dave)

When someone creates a doomed timeline it does exist for awhile. But eventually paradox space will erase it. And if a person hasn’t died before the timeline is erased they won’t show up as a ghost in the furthest ring, this is why Meenah killed her team when they scratched and why there are no Gamzee ghosts, because he was always alive when the timeline was erased.

But wait, if ARquius is part of LE, wouldn't that mean Doomed Caliborn is LE, instead of Alpha Caliborn? Since ARquius doesn't exist canonically anymore.

Arquius got made both pre and post retcon, wadda ya talkin about?

Why is everyone saying Homestuck ends tomorrow? It doesn't end until the 13th.

Act 6 ends tomorrow and that might as well be homestuck it’s been going on for so long

Anymore Damara Facts? Also Cutest Forgotten Equius Fact?

Damara’s Japanese is so crappy because it’s English put into Google translate and then put back in as Japanese and re-translated. Also, Equius talks to Gamzee every day.

What happened to Game Over Gamzee?

He got stabbed like 30 times then sawed in half.

Was Roxy the one who made the assassination attempts on Jane or was it someone else?

Roxy was the one who made Jane’s computer explode. The other assassination attempts were someone else. 

Sorry I should have been more specific, is GO! Gamzee in the dream bubbles?

We haven’t seen him around in any dream bubbles but Hussie says here he’s not aware of any timelines where Gamzee dies. 

Did you guys hear about how Hussie is updating at midnight?

Yes, we reblogged a post about it but I’m not ready.

is it true that people who die in a scratch don't get dream bubble ghosts?

Yes, they’re completely immolated. 

is there any reason for the hype around tonight's update besides its unexpectedness?

Because it’s the end of Act 6 the longest act in Homestuck that started in 2011 and is finally ending 5 years later in a flash that is reportedly longer than Cascade. So yes there’s reason for hype. 

Who was the genetic parent generation for the trolls?

Karkat’s group. 

Do you have any random facts on Porrim?

She’s hot and I want her to beat me up.

Why did roxy blow up Janes computer? And why did somebody else also try to assassinate her

Roxy blew up her computer because she didn’t want Jane to play Sburb and wanted her to thwart the Condesce’s plans. Jane had assassination attempts made on her because she’s the heir to the Betty Crocker baking empire.

Random Damara fact?

Damara snapped because Meenah bullied her incessantly not because Rufioh cheated on her. 

Who are all the queer characters in HS?

I was trying to find that tweet where Hussie said everyone is gay but I guess he deleted almost all of his tweets except for 15 of them.

Random Mituna fact?

Mituna doesn’t actually have scars on his face, those are fanon.

How about a Tavros fact?

Tavros is allergic to cats.

holy shit

why was there two japes fighting the felt?

I think he Hoped him into existence. 

His smile is really creepy :/

Hey, do we know what songs played in [s] Collide? It was my jam.

Here.

did the firefly have a name?

Serenitiy or Twinkly Herbert.

So, who's dead?

Condesce, Lord Jack, Spades Slick, and Dirk. 

where can i find the names of these fraymotifs i must know everything

A lot of the fraymotif names can be found in [S] John: Enter village when you talk to the vendor with the blue square on his shop. 

There were two Jakes because he shot Swabuck, the felt member that induces time shenanigans when you hurt him

Gotcha.

What happened to Jane in the upd8? Did she die too or is she just unconscious?

Not sure. She might’ve choked her like she did with Aranea or she dropped her because she’s reluctant to kill her heiress.