May 2016

Why is Nepeta perfect?

Cause she  :3

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Why is Vriska so perf?

Because she’s so awful

Why is Feferi the most adorable of the trolls?

cause she is a cute lil cuddlefish

why is karkat so angry?

Because he a crab that why he so

wwhy does Eridan turn me on????

Do you know what would happen if god tier wings were cut off? Would they regrow or..?

I would assume they’d grow back but we don’t know for sure

Ok so i may be remembering some stuff wrong but on alternia it says that all adult trolls go off planet right? Like that the planet is only filled w kids and all? So that means they werent there to get killed by the meteors and would still be out there in the universe somewhere? Does it ever account for all of the adult trolls at some point or is that just kind of a plot hole???

It does. Before she died Glubglub released the Vast Glub which is a psychic attack that kills all trolls that aren’t Fuchsia blood.

Alright, here's a crazy theory. We know Karkat's a mutated lime blood, and that they have a supposed ability to calm the rage of the high bloods (Karkat's paps+shooshes) and now all of the lime bloods are extinct. Do you think the sopor slime pies are possibly made from the blood of lime bloods?

Sopor Slime is a calming agent, so it’s possible. But it’s unlikely given how the Lime Bloods have been extinct for a while and blood does go bad

So could it be that Alternia is now filled only with fuchsia bloods?

No,there are only ever two fuchsia bloods alive at the same time. 

So i know this kinda irrelevent and unimportant and more based on ur opinion buT CAN U THINK OF ANY REASON TO SHIP ERISOL OTHER THAN ERISOL SPRITE. I wanna know why it's so dang popular.

well they fought a lot 

What about the queen from Hiveswap?

She’s from before Feferi was hatched

how can a godtier die again?

By being killed in a heroic or just manner

I forget, was it Bec Noir and PM who were killing the Horrorterrors, or was it LE, or was it both? The pretense for Rose and Dave's Green Sun mission implied the former (but since the mission was a trap the pretenses could have been too), and when we see BN and PM in act 6 they're surrounded by sliced-up bits of Horrorterror, but I'm not sure why the Horrorterrors would have sent Dave and Rose on the mission to create the Green Sun just to ensure that BN and PM could kill them for a little while

Lord English was killing Horrorterrors. Dave and Rose were mislead about the nature of the Green Sun mission by Doc Scratch. They thought they would be blowing up the Green Sun in order to de-power Bec Noir.

Why do people sometimes ship John and Tavros as black ROM?

I actually used to ship this back in the day. Just read this pesterlog and you’ll get why

Is there any specific reason why pumpkins are easiest to appearify? Also, what's up with the mspa wiki page for pumpkins blatantly just denying the existence of pumpkins within the stories?

what’s a pumpkin?

Is there any specific reason why pumpkins are easiest to appearify? Also, what's up with the mspa wiki page for pumpkins blatantly just denying the existence of pumpkins within the stories?

forgottenhsfacts:

what’s a pumpkin?

How does Lil Seb end up with Caliborn?

He falls into the ocean before Jake enters and is eventually found by Caliborn and friends

aranea was trying to make the timeline where the kids never finish the game the Alpha timeline so that way caliborn never becomes Lord English right? did she ever really understand what she was doing? i mean, i guess she succeeded because the kids never did make universe C for him to exist in, but isnt that a plot hole? a broken time loop? how tf was caliborn even speaking to the kids in that pre-retcon timeline then? is that plot hole why aranea ultimately failed?

She knew she was creating a doomed timeline, she theorized that a millennial old Sylph of Light could heal the timeline into becoming the Alpha. But she ultimately failed and GAME OVER happened. Had she been a Sylph of Time, maybe things would have worked differently.

How come Dirk, Dave, and Terezi didn't need gas masks on LOTAK (that's Dirk's planet right?)? You could say because they were god tier but terezi wasn't.

It’s because they were on top of the buildings. Krypton is denser than your average air so it sinks. They’d only need the masks if they went to the surface.

(Different Anon) I thought the whole point of John retconning the timeline was BECAUSE she succeeded in making it alpha. If it was a doomed timeline, why would John have to make the deal with Typheus to create a new alpha?

He made the deal with Typheus to master his retcon abilities so that he could move himself and his planet into the Alpha timeline.

what do we know about cherub romance?

Cherubs seek out a m8 similar to the sibling they dominated over. When they find each other they promptly beat the shit out of one another. The loser lays an egg. And the cycle begins again

Did jake ever really like dirk or did he only date him because he felt bad for him?

Well

But also consider

Dad kept newspaper articles about the meteors Skaia sent
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Why is Equius the best troll? Like perfect?!?!?!?

Reason 1: Horses

Reason 2: He’s really strong

Reason 3: He has awesome alternian slam poetry

Reason 4:

Did Hussie make a new Homestuck? Kinda like a remake but with better animation?

No

Why is Kankri the cutest troll?

He is the personification of Pantskat

why am i in love with aradia???

I dunno, are you really gay?

Why are Mituna and Latula simultaneously the raddest troll?

Because they’re based off of 90′s gamer tropes which automatically turns their raddness dials up to 11

Did Cronus ever fall in love with Kankri? Or did they just stay as friends?

They’re just bros in canon

why is kankri the worst

Because he’s a social justice warrior

Is there the version of caliborn that lost to alt!calliope in the dream bubbles somewhere?

Presumably

is davekat truly canon?

Yes, they very much do the gay together

If the kids fail in the game over timeline and don't make universe C, how is caliborn talking to the kids in that universe? He isn't talking to them from the alpha timeline twice is he?

This isn’t explained but it most likely has to do with how John’s retcon abilities are different than normal time travel and how they affect the meta

I, too, am 100% gay for Aradia. Why is she so great?

Because she is a spooky ghosties, a ribbit, a beepboop, and a fairy princess 

Kankri was the worst because he was a BAD social justice warrior, Hussie even says that Porrim is a social justice warrior too, but she actually CARES about people

Porrim is a feminist not a SJW. The title of SJW kinda holds the connotation that you’re bad at social justice

Retcon abilities aren't needed for open loops in timelines. The trolls messed with John before Jade entered the session and broke their game, but John still got killed making Jade never enter.

But there is the Erisol debacle. Where Caliborn mentions Erisol in a conversation with Jake when Erisol never existed post-retcon.

got any forgotten facts about roxy or terezi?

Roxy has been sober since 2012.

how are dad egbert and mom lalonde cousins?

Because Grandpa Harley adopted Mom Lalonde and Nanna is Grandpa’s adoptive sister and the children of siblings are cousins.

How come Karkat is supposed to lead the new race of trolls? I thought the troll's game going to shit and the creation of Bec Noir was all Karkat's fault, wasn't the point that he was always a crap leader?

Karkat was a decent leader he managed to unify the trolls after all. The troll session was actually fairly normal, it didn’t go to shit at all. The creation of Bec Noir can be pinned on Gamzee and Vriska (go figure).

So are there any advantages in a heroic death? Or does it just not matter?

Not unless you consider the sweet relief of permenant death to be an advantage

Why did Jasprose retain some of Jaspers personality when other human/animal sprites (Davesprite, GCATavros, Jadesrite) seemed to entirely overwrite the animal with the human, leaving only things like barks

Because Jasprose is a sprite^2 and Jaspers was already a sprite when they were prototpyed

Did nanna adopt dad egbert or is there any other reason he looks the same pre and post scratch?

Dad is an anomaly, we dunno

but rose was also a sprite when she and jaspers fused. i wouldnt say jaspers maintained personality while rose didn't. i think its more like rose just letting go of inhibitions due to her new cat half

Maybe. I prefer to think the personalities melded together like in Davepeta.

do u think hussie thought about mom and dad being related when mom and lalonde liked each other or do u think he made them cousins after and was like.. oh... bc.. this is messing me up

But they aren’t biologically related so either way it doesn’t matter

so, the troll ancestors are the pre-scratch versions of the alpha trolls/dancestors, right? is there a reason why they look more similar to the beta trolls than to their alternate versions?

The ancestors are post-scratch versions of the Alpha trolls. And they do look similar so I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about. And differences in appearance can be attributed to life choices or the fact the the ancestors are adults while the Alpha trolls are like 19/20

Is Rose a lesbian in canon or is that a fandom thing?

Aside for some possibly ironic flirtations with Dave she has not expressed any attraction to any dudes

In the walk around flash where Rose goes Grimdark tho she comments on how her and John would make a perfect couple when you inspect one of the statues

That remark was made by the Narrator, not Rose

Jade’s shirt design was decided by fans
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how did terezi avoid culling when her lusus wasn't around? especially since mindfang's journal makes it sound like being raised by a dragon is super outdated to begin with?

The same reason Dirk was able to raise himself. They’re just that すごい

how do they breathe in the incipisphere or the furthest ring in general?? isnt furthest ring literally just void

The reason they can breathe is the same reason their houses still have electricity and how they have wifi everywhere.  Cause the story wouldn’t be much fun without it.