May 2016

So about davekat, many are still denying it but it appears to be canon as well as Andrew hussies numerous posts. Is it canon?

Yes, he confirmed it here

Does it ever actually state that dualscar is a pirate (like Mindfang, maybe?) or is that a fan canon?

Yes, he’s a pirate. Mindfang refers to him here as her “maritime overlord”.

How did Calliope die when Caliborn gained dominance over their body? In fact how did he gain dominance? All I remember happening was her going to sleep and him biting his own leg off. How did he actually kill her?

Caliborn had Calliope’s dream self assassinated and he was able to dominate the body prematurely. 

when was bro first confirmed as abusive?? i think the first time hussie actually said it was in one of the books but i don't quite remember?

Transcript of the comment from Homestuck Book 3 is here

why do trolls get wings when they're god tier

Answered here

Is there confirmation that the Dolorosa was Mindfang's slave or is that just common speculation?

Answered here

Why would two trolls in kismesis want to have troll frick frack? I thought they were supposed to hate each other to some extent and want to kill each other. How could you get them to get close enough together to do that or am I misunderstanding?

That’s not what a kismessitude is. It’s more like an arche-rivalry, where they’ll make fun of each other and maybe fight on occasion, but mostly just try to one up each other.  And they don’t out right hate each other, it’s more like they dislike one another but respect and admire them. 

Good examples of this can be found in a lot of anti-heros/edgy characters like Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z or Shadow from Sonic. Where they don’t generally like the hero but respect their drive and abilities and constantly want to out do them

Were the Horrorterrors session-specific or are they in all sessions?

All sessions. Horrorterros live in the Furthest Ring which is the space between sessions so they’re all over the place

no, I meant on the first acts, he "describes" the movie through the narrator while looking at a poster or something (?) I'm not even sure if it actually happens or not, tbh

He explains the plot of Deep Impact right after looking at the Con Air poster, that’s probably what you’re thinking of

If a troll doesn't have any cuadrants, the drones would kill them?

Yeppers, or even if the troll only had one quadrant.

I always thought that whatever you use to prototype a kernelsprite with pre-entry had no effect on what a sprite's personality would be. Davesprite was just dave, and jadesprite was just jade. And nothing was prototyped pre-entry in the alpha kid's session, so tons of sprites got both personalities as a result. With that logic, GCATavros definitely has both personalities. Idk, I haven't seen much of him

But Jaspers and all the trolls’ lusii sprites were prototyped pre-entry and kept their personalities

Is it possible to get to the sacrificial slab without having to make a hole in the surface of Prospit/Derse?

Yeah, they’re just in the core of the moons, you should just be able to fly there like the kids did

Why does kissing revive ppl?

Magic? I mean, it worked on Snowwhite.

If someone God-tiered on their quest bed, then flew to Prospit or Derse and died again on their sacrificial slab, what would happen? Do we have any idea?

Theoretically, I don’t think they’d have a Sacrificial Slab if they were meant to ascend via Quest Bed.

.....what are horrorterrors again

Big ol’ spooky squidy type dudes that are super old and shit and live in the middle of nowhere

how could revival be magic if magic is made up and not real?

Excuse me, my bad, I meant White Science

Why did Kanaya sawing off Tavros's legs not kill him, but Kanaya sawing Eridan in half killed him?

She cut Tavros at the hip while she ripped through Eridan’s torso and also all of his organs. Also Tav had legs put on him pretty much the second she was finished

So, the ghost are just like they are irl? We don't know where for certain they are? Also, where is dead vriska?

The ghost live in the dreambubbles made by the Horrorterrors in the Furthest Ring. And (Vriska) is chillin with (Terezi) off somewhere or maybe they’re double dead, that wasn’t entirely clear

I'm sorry, but i thought that the troll was safe from the drones so long as the quadrant that they filled was a conscupicient one. This is in response to an earlier ask.

“ When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. ”

Okay, I have a question. How did the trolls ( and dave and rose) get into the alpha kids session? Did they just...end up there? They didn't sendificate themselves like noir did.

They flew through the Furthest Ring, the space between sessions

Is magic real?

That depends on who you ask

were any of the lusus sprites prototyped more than once?

Nope, the only troll sprite to be double prototyped is Aradia

John made some Fruit Gushers out of Nannasprite slime
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I'm sorry, but i thought that the troll was safe from the drones so long as the quadrant that they filled was a conscupicient one. This is in response to an earlier ask.

forgottenhsfacts:

“ When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. ”

Oh my apologizes, I think I misunderstood what you were asking. A troll only needs a Matesprite and a Kismesis to avoid culling

Do dream selves have different personalities than their waking selves? I remember it being a thing with Jade, but did anyone else's dream self have a different personality?

Dream Jade only had a different personality because she had been dead for so long, other than that dreamselves should have the same personaolty

What do you think about the theory that says that horrorterrors are bubbleless, domed sessions' god tier players? (or is it canon? idk) (sorry for bad english)

This is not supported by canon since doomed timelines are erased after a certain amount of time

It's just that I remember at some point John (or maybe someone else?) talks about john cussack's and nic cage's character... it seems it was the conversation with Jade in Act 6, but I somehow remember it differently, maybe I imagined it?

Ohhh, that’d be this pesterlog

Did hussie say what God tier he is, or is he just a Hero of Space? He looks like an Heir or Lord...

Answered here

favourite forgotten fact about terezi?

She would roleplay with Nepeta all the time

has it ever been revealed why dreambubbles usually inhabit more dead trolls than alt. dead humans?

Trolls had thousands upon thousands of doomed timeline, while the kids only had like a dozen

What is Jade's "official" symbol? The atom or the dog head?

The dog head, that was the one she was stuck with after her wardrobifier exploded

Dad Egbert punched the soon-to-be Bec Noir right in his fucking face
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Were there ever any hints towards any human sessions aside from the ones covered in the story?

Yes

Wasn't hussy wearing a seer outfit?

No

If Jade's "official" symbol is the dog head, why does everyone depict her with the atom?

Because that was also her symbol, she had several

what determines when a new timeline forms, aradia didnt have her time powers until after the session but the trolls still had a ton of timelines so it cant just be time player's shenanigans

She could still time travel using her music boxes

So without a dream self, is Jade no longer narcoleptic?

No, Jade was never really narcoleptic, her sporadic sleeping was caused by Vriska testing her powers

Being mind players, can Terezi and Latula mind control? Can they even GET mind controlled?

No and No

did meenah have a short flush crush on karkat?

Debatably yes

when were the kids first shown with arms?

Page 7

Was huss of lips a real godtier Hussie had at any point in the comic or am I just losing it?

It was a joke he made back in the day on his formspring

Does anyone know who the last person to use trollian/pesterchum was???

It was Terezi right before [S]Terezi: Remember

I'm sorry, I have the worst memory, which panel showed Aradia using the music boxes to time travel?

It’s shown multiple times thoughout Act 5, one of which being in [S] Make Her Pay

since hussie is the waste of space, and nanasprite was talking to someone who attained the gent of piss, its safe to assume that the worst possible class in homestuck is the waste of piss.

Both titles were meant as jokes, neither was ever mentioned in canon, but I think the worst class would be Maid of Piss

Maid of piss sounds pretty bad, but consider : Heir of Piss

Seer of Piss, you can see whenever one of your teammates has to pee and/or is peeing

Thief of Piss, self explanatory

Rogue of Piss, steal people’s piss and give it to your teammates

Okay, I’d like to clarify something real quick.  

The Waste of Space title is a fandom made thing.

Hussie never wrote it, and it is in no way, shape, or form canonical

It doesn't say who is on the art for ocean stars falling. It looks like she has horns but I don't know?

She’s some squiddles character but I’m not all that well versed on squiddles stuff so I’m not sure who it is.

Why is gamzee referred to as 'the most important character in homestuck'? Wouldn't that be John or Karkat or one of the mains?

I mean, Gamz is part of the Big Bad, he also is the reason Bec Noir exists and the Beta kids’ Reckoning started so quickly so that’s pretty important 

But Lil’ Cal was also sitting in Gamzee’s lap when it was stated that “The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.” and he’s also very important so…

Is there anything you don't know about homestuck??

I can find out anything that happened in story, but I’m sure there’s some ancient fandom trivia lost to the ages that I’ll never know.

I actually learn new stuff about Homestuck all the time.

how was gamzee responsible for bec noir? i thought it was more vriskas fault

It was Vriska’s fault that Bec was prototyped, BUT

Gamzee was the one that put the nightmare Harlequin in John’s dream room which caused him to draw harlequins on his wall which caused Dad Egbert to think he liked them and prompted him to get that Harlequin Doll for John’s birthday which ends up being prototyped and having to wear the damn clown hat is what drives Jack Noir to murder the Black Queen and take her ring thus leading to him kickstarting the Reckoning and becoming Bec Noir.