May 2016

Can you show me the fabled... "caucasian?"

That’s illegal

It's not illegal it's just... peachy

Okay WHAT was with Jades weird squiddle dream?? With the guy whisper singing in the background? And Feferi there? Was it just a look into the horrorterrors and dream bubbles? Also how was Feferi there?

She was in the Furthest Ring before Feferi negotiated the Dream Bubbles. Without the bubbles that’s what everyone would have to deal with.

Speaking about the “caucasian” incident, I’d like to explain that a bit more as there’s a lot of misconceptions around it.

Back in the day people argued about that kids’ races all the time. A lot of people would argue that since they are #FFFFFF white in comic that they were white and where just pretty much big ol’ awful jerks about it (as the fandom kind of was at large back then).

So when Trickster mode happened and Jane got Peachy colored skin, Hussie made the caucasian joke to poke fun at those people as Hussie typically was pretty aware of the fandom and integrated us in the story often.

But then people where using that as “canon proof” that the kids were white and were being even more bigger, gianter, asshats. Hussie saw what was going on and was all like “this is why we can’t have nice things” and that night he va-va-valumped the thing into the Peachy joke that it is to this day. 

So if you flew through the furthest ring anywhere, would you eventually end up in another session? Or does it depend?

Most likely you would be lost in the Furthest Ring forever. Time and Space function differently there and the only reason the Meteor Crew was able to do it was because they had a seasoned Seer of Light to chart their course.

If the drones will kill a troll if the said troll isnt in any quadrants... what happens to celibates? like kankri? or is it has been explained once and i had missed it; can you like, pin-point me what panel is it?

Well Kankri was from Beforus which likely had different mating regulations. But he def. would have died had be lived on Alternia

wait, how do you know your own aspect and class irl? like for instance if youre a witch of heart (i just randomly decide) how do you know that?? do you, like, took a quiz or somefin?

You can. I personally just thoroughly read through the classes and aspects, analyzed my own character and abilities or lack there of and decided on my own

What's a forgotten fact about kanaya/ or and Meenah?

Kanaya’s lusus was a moth and Kanaya had a crush on two Light players. 

Is it true that Nepeta was possibly black for Gamzee? And if it's true, when did it first shown?

No, Nepeta was never black for Gamzee. 

this is gonna sound dumb, but does pm stand for peregrine mendicant or parcel mistress or both?

Both. Different names for the same person. 

As long as we're talking about illegal stuff here, wanna discuss The Baby Is You?

Absolutely not. 

Do trolls have nipples, and if so is their purpose ever mentioned?

Damara mentioned trolls having nipples and Arquiusprite mentioned that female trolls have breasts but he didn’t get to explain their purpose. 

Sorry if this has been asked before, but at what age of the troll does the quadrant drone come to their hive looking for the pails?

Only adult trolls fill the pails. As for what number of sweeps is considered an adult, that we do not know. We might find out in Hiveswap though. 

Are gushers actually grubsauce or am I remembering something wrong

Yes they are. 

Was Redglare canonly a follower of the Signless?

Yes. 

What's up with Bec? Why does he have those powers in the first place??

Bec is a First Guardian and he has those powers because he was created with a special genetic code combined with the dog Halley

How was Redglare the only canon one if Dolorosa and Psiiconiic were punished after the Sufferers death, and Disciple was literally disciple

The anon didn’t ask if she was the only follower of the Sufferer, just if she was one in canon. 

how was John able to do the windy thing when he didn't reached godtier?

You can use godtier powers before you become godtier, like Terezi did with her Mind powers and John did with the Windy thing. Being godtier just gives you full mastery of those abilities. 

Can I have a random fact abt Jane??

Jane’s trollsona design was based off of a drawing by Shelby Cragg, who is the artist that does Calliope’s drawings. 

Can u be a godtier and gave a dreamself??

No

how does jade know about sburb on p2342? also, do void sessions of sburb have the seven gates? thanks in advance ;o;

She was things related to it in the Clouds of Skaia, and yes they have the seven gates as seen in [S] Act 6 Act 4

What are the music boxes? I mean, how did the meidigo even obtain such a thing??

I assume she alchemized them like how Dave made his timetraveling turn tables

What was the quirk of Aradia? Or did she only had one when she was a robot/ghost?

she wr0te zer0s instead of “O’s” at least until she was alive again 

Could it be that hussie was actually caliborn's co-player? i mean he's a space player and caliborn is a time player...

No, Hussie functioned as Caliborn’s exile speaking to him through the prompt

Do we know who sendificated all the weapons to Jake for Johns birthday present/ Liv Tyler?

We do not

AR should exist post-scratch, Jane (I think ) was referring to someone being cute with making parking tickets, when she sees the big ship on Derse. The wiki mentions that the person Jane referred to wad AR (Aimless Renegade, not Auto Responder xD )

AR’s post-scratch counterpart, yes. 

Favorite forgotten fact about Tavros?

He was planning on proposing to Vriska at one point

About dreamself and god tier: would sollux be able to ascend with one dreamself intact?

Yes

So god tiers cannot have dreamselves?

Right. Both methods of ascension end with only one remaining self.

does aradia have any flaws?

Oh course she does, all homestuck characters do. That’s what make them so gr8

For the whole "how many sweeps do you have to be to be an adult" thing, since 6 sweeps = 13 human years, that means that one sweep is 2.17 years. Since for us you become an adult at 18 years, then you probably become an adult troll at 9 sweeps since 8 x 2.17 = 17.36 but 9 x 2.17 = 19.53

I mean, instead of doing all that math LIKE A NERD, you could have just used the sweeps converter

Are there any carapicians in Caliborn's Session?

Yes, he hired Jack Noir to kill Calliope

"'Can u be a godtier and gave a dreamself??' No" I doubt it was addressed, but would this still apply to Sollux? Since he has a second one?

It would still apply. The other dreamself would just die

i remember hussie answering about sollux, so i went to go find the source but its just an empty blog? has it been that way for a while or am i looking in the wrong place?

Hussie’s tumblr has been inactive for years my dude. His formspring was deleted and he removed a majority of his tweets.

why did eridan spend so little time in the water if he hated landdwellers? even his hive was on an island

I like to imagine that Eridan would spend several hours sitting on his hive staring at land through binoculars and occasionally scribbling some notes in a journal labelled “Landdwweller Activvities”. 

And every once and awhile Gamzee would be walking around the beach, see him in the distance and wave which would surprise Eridan and he’d try to act like he wasn’t spying on the landdwellers and end up falling off his roof or something like that .

Forgotten fact about Feferi?

Feferi wanted to be nice and help the kids rather than troll them

What would happen if someone went straight to their quest crypt while still having a living dreamself?

They’re dreamself wold die

do all doom players get two dreamselves, or is it just a captor thing?

Subject pool is too small to say for sure but it’s likely only a captor thing

John made a shaving creme bomb
Source

how about....a sadstuck fact?

You know in Cascade when Rose and Dave went to blow up the Green Sun?

Well they didn’t know their Sacrificial Slabs were there, they thought it was a suicide mission.

They were prepared to die for their friends

Originally, before the dreambubbles arrangement, what happened when God Tiers went to sleep? They just, like... slept? That seems wierd and preposterous, it can't be, it would be like picking up stuff directly with your hands or something.

They’d poof a dream phantom into the Furthest Ring presumably. I don’t think that mechanic would change. But we aren’t sure.

Why did John and Jade never show up in the dreambubbles when they slept in the three year journey?

They did. They just never ran into anyone on the Meteor Crew, except for one time, but John got stabbed by Meenah before he could see or talk to them

I remember hearing at some point that all of the ancestors were dead except for the Condesce, but when did the Psiionic die?

He died from the Vast Glub

Have we ever seen or been told what Echidna looks like? Every time someone talks about her I picture an actual echidna or knuckles.

We see her on the track art for Bargaining with the Beast. It matches the silhouette of an Echidna statue on LoFaF so it’s probably the closest we’re gonna get.

How long was the beta trolls session?

612 hours, or just over 3 weeks

Wouldn't the deam phantom be on the battlefield?

No, John’s dreamself was on the battlefield after Prospit’s moon fell

I feel like an idiot asking this, but i don't fully understand the vast glub u-u can you explain?

It’s a psychic attack from Fef’s lusus Glubglub that kills all trolls that aren’t Fuchsia blood

How long in Canon was homestuck. Like was it three years and a few months or was it less

In-story it was three years exactly. 4/13/2009-4/13/2012

I don't remember the kid's session length, but did the amount have any significance like the time for the Trolls' session?

It was approximately 24 hours, maybe a few more. It was about 20 hours between the point that Bec Noir fought Rose and when Terezi killed Vriska so it couldn’t have been much longer than that.

what the heck is sadstuck

Strider manpain