May 2016

forgotten Caliborn fact?

he’s canonically neurodivergent although it’s not specified what exactly he is or has.

if they don't have a dreamself anymore, what happens when they sleep?

Sleep phantom in the furthest ring

Wait. When the alpha kids were introed, wasn't it like Fall of 2012?

it was 11/11/11

Why doesnt tavros have wings like rufioh and the summoner I feel like it was stated but I can't remember also I love this blog

He just doesn’t have that mutation

Could it be possible that aspects lean towards certain genders like classes? Like, we've never seen a female breath player or a male life player. Or is this just a coincidence?

Possibly, it’s never been discussed in canon but out subject pool is too shallow to say for sure

so is gamzee evil or what? like when sober he gets influenced by lil' cal, but if he wasnt influenced by lil cal, would he still be evil/violent while sober?

This depends entirely on who you ask and how they interpreted the story.

if the alpha trolls are the pre-scratch versions of the beta troll's ancestors, then shouldn't the beta trolls have pre-scratch versions that are the alpha troll's ancestors?

Yes

If homestuck ended on 4/13 what age did John canonically turn on that day?

16

it's me the aspect questioner, i meant to type "class" not "aspect" but i got confused... So it's "This is a dumb request, but can you please explain the classes and what do they do? That'd be super. Sorry, it's just that i'm still really confused about the classes"

What most of the classes do isn’t discussed in canon and is left highly to interpretation and speculation so rather than me talk about it here, I’d recommend reading the wiki page on Classes

How did Karkat come back to life after all the shit that happened in S Game Over?

He didn’t. John changed it so that the events of GAME OVER wouldn’t happen

do we know what determines if you have 2 dreamselves or just one?

It meta-wise can be contributed to the Captors’ duality theme

In-story-wise I like to attribute it to the fact that Sollux was the one that programmed the game so he gave himself a bonus. But that’s just speculation

The Cairo Overcoat is quite literally made up of the Fabric of Spacetime, only exemplifying the importance for English to employ one damn good tailor
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Why did Mindfang kill Redglare? Weren't they both on the same side? Or am I missing something?

Redglare was tasked with arresting and prosecuting Mindfang, they were not on the same side of the law.

wait how did nana know anything about the beta kids' god tiers? was it because she was a sprite or what?

Yeah, it was because she was a sprite

are all the trolls the same age? 6 sweeps at the start?

Yes

Why couldn't Vriska just flip her sprite to get her vision 8-fold back?

Because Hussie already made that joke. And also if she did that she’d loose her vision 1-fold.

could you fake the genetic material in buckets? like last minute "oh crap" and fill the pail with faygo or something would the drone be able to tell

I feel like the droids would catch on to that pretty quick

Are there always going to be exiles in a session?

Only in sessions that have a Reckoning.  The Alpha kids, and Caliborn: No Reckoning, No exiles.

Why do i hear people say "i pity you" as a term of endearment where did it originate what does it mean?

I have no idea my dude, never heard anyone use it like that.

@the "I pity you" Anon, I think it started because when Karkat was explaining how troll romance works, he said that any positive affections were mostly based off of pity. I guess people took it and ran with it?

CG: PITY IS OF COURSE JUST THE TONED DOWN VERSION OF THE CENTRAL EMOTION, HATE.
CG: AND ALL THE NUANCES OF PITY MANIFEST AS VARIOUS OTHER KINDS OF FEELINGS LIKE WHATEVER CHEMICAL REACTIONS TRIGGER MATING FONDESS OR THE MYSTERIOUS FORCES THAT ARE BEHIND MOIRALLEGIANCE.

Can you defeat an imperial drone? like fight it off so you dont die?

I mean, I guess, but then you’d probably be a fugitive and end up being persecuted by a legislacerator which would also end with you dying so there’s really no winning

May I ask about the shrek and eridan meme, because I somehow missed that completely but it sounds incredible

Well it’s a very old meme, from even before my time in the fandom, here’s a explaination post

What? :o Ive read the whole story thinking they were 16 earh years (different anon) so 13 year old kanaya sliced 13 year old eridan and a 13 year old vriska pushed a 13 year old tavros off a cliff and all that stuff????? Gosh

Yep. They’re 16 at the end of the story though. 

What happened to Gcatavrosprite?

They sleepin’ shhhhhhhhhh

yo, can you please explain Vriska's jacket? I know it's some sort of timeloop stuff like the Crosbytop but I can NOT remember how it happened.

It’s really not. She has a pirate coat and then she puts it on the ground and Kurloz takes it. That’s the whole story.

Why does Gamzee's chronology make no sense?

It makes perfect sense. He goes through the timeline normally then he either gets dumped in Earth’s ocean and waits millennial or is sucked into the Black Hole that Lord Jack’s head imploded into. Either way he ends up way in the future on Earth where he sets up the Cali twins’ living quarters. Then he enters with Caliborn and just chills with him.

Pre-retcon Gamzee did jump forward in timeline to create the Alpha kids’ sprites and enjoy some Trickster revelry though.

How did Gamzee get the War hammer of Zillyhoo?

Unknown

Forgotten fact about rose or sollux?

Rose blew up Eridan’s computer when he tried to flirt with her

Equius initially wanted to make Tavros a centaur.
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I found a typo on page John: Equip fake arms. Copacetic is spelled "copasetic."

It’s just a rare alternate spelling my dude

Is it possible to be someone's moirail and matesprit at the same time?

Not the same person, no. You can have a moirail and a matesprite at the same time but they have to be with different people.

uh does the white/black blooded troll exist?

No

About the whole Matesprite/Moirail being the same person, wasn't Diciple Signless' Matesprite/Moirail/Kismisis/Auspacuce all rolled into one? I'm not sure if I read this somewhere, is something. I don't know.

The Signless and the Disciple weren’t in a quadrant. Their love transcended the quadrants.

how do i even get started in homestuck

Push through Act 1. It’s really tough to get through the first read through but it’ll pick up p. quick after that

idk if this matters in any way but i saw someone else ask about a typo and it reminded me -on this page: / scratch. php ?s=6&p= 005837 dave says 'TG: it like the tight end was going long down the yard in sudden death'. im assuming this is just a standard typo and nothing to read into but if that is the case im wondering whether hussie is known to have made many typos or ever corrects them if so?

On the other hand, this is Dave Strider, the dude that authored Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, the bro that wrote “ahlly yoop for the SLAM-DUNK”

hey sorry if im silly but didnt rose give john her strife specibus needlekind to initiate the scratch? hence why she was unarmed when travelling to 'blow up the green sun', and thats why dave had to kill DD. does she get it back at any point, or does she transcend needing it upon god tiering, or.. am i just mistaken?

She didn’t exactly give it to John, John kinda took it off her corpse. But she probably got high enough level that she didn’t need a specibus to use a weapon.

On that note, you can be someone's matesprit and kismesis at "the same time" by flipping between the two. I doubt having both like that would appeal to the bucket drones though.

Technically, you’re not the persons matesprit and kismesis at the same time. Quadrant Vacillation is constantly switching between the two, not being both at once.

I know people celebrate 4/13 as like the official homestuck day, right? Do people also celebrate 6/12 and 10/25 or are those days unimportant?

People do celebrate them, just not as many and in smaller ways

I know 6/12 is Karkat's birthday, but what's 10/25?

[S] Cascade.  It’s also 413+612

why did hussie delete all his accounts?

My best guess would be it was overwhelming. Or he wanted his privacy, I know he used to not like having pictures of him circulating the fandom. But I dunno

why did jade know all that stuff in the beginning? like that johns package was in his car and all the stuff about sburb? i know she could wake up as her dream self for a while but i dont see how she would be able to gather the kind of information she knew from just being able to fly around prospit

The Clouds of Skaia show glimpses of the future. They are visible from Prospit’s moon on occasion.

So John, Jade and Davesprite were on the Prospit ship for 3 years, right? But John started the game 13 yrs old and ended 16 yrs old. What's going on, time shenanigans?

John was 13 when he started, and then spent 3 years travelling so that, 14, 15, 16. And then the story ended.

Do they say the birthdays for all the kids besides John's?

Egbert/Crocker: 4/13
Harley/English: 12/1
Strider: 12/3
Lalonde: 12/4

I thought Jane's birthday was on 11/11? Or was that just the SBurb release?

That was just Sburb Alpha’s release

Since pm got both rings, does that make her twice as possible?

I mean she threw them into a volcano so no

I hate that you keep saying that shit, "push thru act 1", not everybody found it bad, but your fucking attitude makes new people believe it's gonna be shit, why hating on act 1, when someone says "ugh act 1 is so bad does it even worth it", then your answer might be correct, otherwise stop being such an idiot about it, let the experience be untainted jackass

Dude, I’m not hating on Act 1, I enjoy Act 1, I do, I just didn’t the first time I read it.

The first time I tried reading Homestuck I gave up before Act 1 was over because I found it confusing and uninteresting. I’m not saying Act 1 was bad or that you should skip it, I’m saying that if you find it boring, don’t stop, keep reading, that’s not what the whole story is like. Reading Act 1 again after finishing Homestuck when it made sense and I understood all the coding jargon and sylladexes and shit, A+, really good. 

In conclusion, Act 1 is just a tough read, that’s all I was saying my dude.

how do they get internet in paradox space?

Paradox Space is made of internetz

do you think that trickster trolls would have (peachy) skin like the kids? is there any proof regarding what they might look like?

There’s no canon hints toward what trickster trolls would look like, but I enjoy the headcanon that their skin would be a pastel variant of their blood color

Does the WRATHTUB have any connection to the bathtub Rose took?

Nope, just the same base image

Do we know what sburb stands for? Or at least have a guess?

In-story it doesn’t stand for anything.

Meta-wise it’s a play on Suburb