May 2016

The Mayor originally thought Karkat was unpleasant and Dave was irrational
Source: Dave and Karkat

Why did the Summoner kill Mindfang? I thought THEY were on the same side

The details of Mindfang’s death were never revealed in-comic so all we know is that he killed her. In the fan animation After Us by toastyhat Mindfang controls the Summoner to kill her to put her out of her misery when she was injured and dying. That’s one way to explain her death. We just don’t have enough information in-canon. 

If the body calliope and caliborn shared was killed, what would happen?

If they’re dream selves were still alive then they most likely would retreat into those bodies. 

Do trolls skin turn black when they become adults, or is that just how Hussie drew them? (Also, do you mind listing all possible blood colors for trolls? You don't have to if you don't want to, but it'd be like a refresher for those who don't remember.)

The black forms for the adult trolls is just a stylistic approach, just like the human guardians don’t have all of their face’s depicted. Also, all the troll blood colors have been revealed in-canon

Why are some big unanswered questions from Homestuck?

Here are some unsolved plot strings. We also don’t know the full timeline of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, who sendificated the last frog, or who put the weapons in the Lotus Flower Time Capsule. Those are just the ones off the top of my head. 

How come Jade didn't use her first guardian powers to warp the Prospitian Battleship and the Meteor into the Alpha Kid's session?

Jade explains here

About the plot holes Isn't Gamzee, the same Gamzee that was in the fridge, the same that lands with Caliborn then fuses with him (and many others) to make LE or Am I wrong?

Already answered. 

how come the strilondes have the same last names in alpha and beta but john jade jane and jake all have different last names?

Because Grandpa and Grandma choose their own last names. Poppop kept his and Nanna’s changed when she got married.

i'm not sure if it's just my computer but have you seen that on page /?s=6&p=002042 in the lower of the two images john's slime monster logo is blue instead of green?

Yes

Why did the lusus of the posts-scratch trolls lived in jakes island??? (Pre-Sburb)

Those were not the post-scratch trolls’ specific lususes. Just lusii of the same breed. And they were there because Condy was breeding them to use on humans

why did the trolls want to troll the kids?

Oh, because Karkat wanted to “SERVE A FEW DOUCHE BAGS A PIPING HOT NUTRITION PLATEAU FULL OF FUCK YOU

So wait, if those with First Guardian powers cannot travel using the Green Sun outside of their session as Jade said 'Bec could travel anywhere in our universe but not to other universes', how did Jack get to the troll session? Did he use the Furthest Ring?

He used a universe teleporter seen in WV’s pod/station/thingy

(/?s=6&p=005356) did gamzee purposefully scratch his face w/ nepeta's claws?

Looks like it

hey since davesprite somehow survived in the retconned timeline, do you think maybe john in that timeline did too? or am I missing something

Davesprite didn’t survive in the retconed timeline, Pre-retcon Davesprite came over with John and Roxy on LoWaS

If a cherub was killed and then kissed with both dream selves alive, what would happen?

Both dreamselves would wake presumably

what about His Honorable Tyranny? he has black blood

He’s not a troll

I forgot, why is gamzee trapped in a freezer?

So he doesn’t kill anyone, or instigate any shit

So everything after Terezi killed Vriska is no longer canon for the end game Non John or Roxy characters? Kinda seems like a really lame cop out of removing interesting plot and chars for a super over gay fan fic tbh. Where was davekat b4 then even?

I’ve addressed the Davekat thing before

But if you didn’t like the retcon and think it’s a cop out then that’s fine, I disagree but you’re free to think so.

i wonder what happens to the gender of a person when they become fused into a sprite,davepeta always makes my head hurt when i try to think of it

Davepeta and Jasprose discuss that very topic here 

In [S] Descend,diamonds droog created Becquerel by combining the MEOW code with halley, but is the jades bec? i thought that was in the present? is this just a clone of bec? is this the ACTUAL bec? does this part take place in the past? or during the game?

It takes place during the game and that is actually Bec, he’ll get sent back in time.

Are the trolls ever depicted with noses ever?

Yes, check cascade or act 7

If it isn't too much, could you explain how the ancestors' stories related to their classpects? Some are obvious like )(IC "stealing" life, but the others I'm unsure about.

forgottenhsfacts:

They don’t all exactly match up but here’s a rough go

Handmaid-Witch of Time: She did a lot of time travel and messing with the timeline
Summoner-Rogue of Breath: Taking Breath as being direction, he gave direction to others by leading a rebellion.
Psiionic-Heir of Doom: Taking an Heir as someone who becomes their aspect, he became a beacon of suffering as he was forced to a life of painful servitude. 
Signless-Seer of Blood: He saw glimpses of the Beforan society and attempted to give the same unity to Alternia
Disciple-Mage of Heart: I’m not too sure on this one so taking Mage as someone who guides by setting an example using knowledge pertaining to their aspect and Heart being Soul, she helped guide peoples beliefs for how they view themself and others?
Dolorosa-Maid of Space: Space being Birth and Creation, she took on the role of being the caretaker for a revolutionary
Redglare-Knight of Mind: Knight being one who exploits their aspect and Mind being Decisions and the Consequences of those decision, she was a lawyer, I think that’s pretty straight forward.
Mindfang-Sylph of Light: Honestly, I dunno man. The Light aspect is their since she could look into the all knowing cueball, but I don’t know how she fits Sylph, a healing class.
Darkleer-Page of Void: He has the void shadowing making him undetectable to First Guardians and the like, which Mindfang %ploits following the Serket tradition of being a dick to Pages and also the Page definition of providing others with their aspect.
Grand Highblood-Prince of Rage: He gets angry and kills people i.e. destruction via rage.
Dualscar-Bard of Hope: Dude, I have no idea. He didn’t really allow destruction of Hope or invite destruction through Hope so your guess is as good as mine
Condesce-Thief of Life: Obviously she’s killed a lot of people. Also she’s very old

What even was His Honorable Tyranny?

He is, and I quote Hussie on this, “a huge gross monster”

so, wait, the entirety of the beta kids session lasted only a bit longer than a day?? that seems preposterous! the alpha kids session lasted more than five months...

Yep, it was rushed because Bec Noir killed the Black King and started the Reckoning. Really put the kids on a clock

How long is a regular suburb session supposed to last? an do sessions last for different amounts of times if there are more/less people?

Well Karkat’s session (the only normal one we’ve observed) last about a month and it shouldn’t change based on player count.

How many characters total have died, in any timeline. this includes all the dave, john, and other character deaths even if they died more then once.

Here’s a list

in what act/on what page was it revealed that dave has red eyes?

[S] Jade: Wake up.

How many Cruxite artifacts do we know of?

6. John’s Apple, Rose’s Bottle, Dave’s Crow Egg, Jade’s Dog Pinata, Jane’s Tree, and Jake’s lil’ Cherub dude

Wait, how did the Troll's session fail again?

It didn’t. Bec Noir just cut up their door so they couldn’t get their prize

do you know that website where you kind find and count any word(s) mentioned in Homestuck? Or is that not an actual thing? Because im pretty sure ive heard of it before...

Well, you can use readmspa’s search all feature and Ctrl+F what you want to find.

So, now that homestuck has ended, where did sollux exactly go?

well, depending on what you think the black hole did. either he’s still in the furthest ring with Aradia or hes erased from existence

it didnt show erisolsprite exploding....where exactly did he go?

he most likely was left in the pre-retcon timeline 

dude pre-retcon gamzee is the one that helped caliborn, thing is that gamzee went back to the kids session with aradia music boxes. the proof is that gamze cod tier had wings when he find out caliborn, then lost it beacuse he fired him with a shut gun and then went back in time wingless. post-retcon gamzee is a random motherfucker and whe dont know where the blackhole sends you. and the one who fuse with le is pre-retcon gamzee too, he went back to caliborn sliced in half after game over

Okay. 1: Gamzee’s wings are fake. They come off, his lack of wings means nothing. 2: Gamzee did not travel back to Caliborn cut in half. We can see at the beginning of Caliborn’s masterpiece that he is whole and gets cut in half again (presumably by dirk, but who knows).