June 2016

A real life baby doesn't work for an example. Stylistically the kids haven't changed, and the females are depicted with certain eyes. It's a bit odd that they've had the same hairstyle for 13-16 years though.

John was born with glasses, I don’t think we can take their baby forms literally

What is everyone's (or just the kids if thats too much) final age (act 7)? I have heard that the kids are only 16 and I have heard that they are 20 (and aged relatively similarly to the length of the comic itself) and idk which is true

Kids are 16 in comic, 20 in our time

If a trans person played sburb could their dreamself be their dreamself embody the gender they Identify as, by will. Also could their dreamself assend to godhood in that same form. I say this because jade was able to grow more arm when she was in dream state so I wounder

Yes

That baby is obviously an attack helicopter. check ur privilege cis scum haha i have no life

How dare you call me, a trans, cis. check yourself b4 you wreck yourself brosky, I will end you

What is the opposite of hope?

If you’re talking aspects then the theorized opposite aspect to Hope is Rage. 

Even though Jade's teleportation ability is because she is part first guardian, couldn't a space player probably learn teleportation since the whole aspect of teleportation has to do with spacial characteristics?

They probably could. Roxy used teleportation and she’s a Void player so it makes sense that a Space player could also have that ability. 

is Latula also blind? And if so did they say why?

Latula isn’t blind, she can’t smell. 

Couldn't the walkthroughs Rose was referring to have been from sessions in other universes? Hers was able to transcend universal boundaries.

The website she was looking at was on an Earth server. The server she sent her walkthrough to was the one in the Furthest Ring

I see a lot of art of Davesprite with bird arms (kinda scaly with talons) so I was wondering, is that canon or just a really widely accepted headcanon? Thanks!

Just an interpretation of his appearance. 

did they ever say why equius' horn was broken, I'm blanking out!!

It was most likely broken during his fights with all his robots but we’ve been given several different scenarios in Paradox Space comics. 

In the timeline the Dave that became a part of Davesprite was from, Terezi tricked John to get killed so he couldn't get Jade into the game which resulted her to be killed by a meteor and so she couldn't prototype Bec into the sprite and therefore preventing the very existence of Bec Noir, right? So was there a timeline where the beta trolls' session was succesful due to the lack of stabby first guardian dogs? Or am I missing something?

Nope, that doomed timeline didn’t affect the trolls at all. Because if no Bec Noir showed up and stopped them from winning then TZ wouldn’t have ended up getting John killed and stopping the creation Bec Noir, so basically if there was no Bec Noir then their would be a Bec Noir, ya dig?

Isn't the opposite of Hope = Doom and opposite of Rage = Heart?

It’s not entirely confirmed in canon so think what you like. But the most popular theorized dichotomy is:

Heart = Mind
Life = Doom
Hope = Rage
Breath = Blood
Light = Void
Time = Space

Does Karkat's god tier have wings?

Not that we’ve seen

Isn't Kankri celibate? I thought he spoke about that.

He claims to be, yes

Your desires affect your dreamself? When is that shown? Could someone over-do it (Lazer eyes, different height, more limbs)? Does it still work if your dreamself is your alpha self (main self is dead, revived)? Or is it only while naturally dreaming?

It’s shown here and also when Terezi was talking about how her dreamself was blind because she wanted it to be

But if only the beta kids successfully create a universe and that universe ends up being Caliborn's then it all just loops around. The game is pointless. Nothing new is created. It all just happens over and over again.... that's really depressing.

Thus is the nature of Paradox Space

What would a tier list of all the sburb players look like? Obviously LE/Caliborn would be triple s

Based on their effect on the story overall, probably something like this:

Is kissing boys illegal

Yes, but that’s not why those Strider boys are in trouble this time

Wait so did Feferi create the dreambubbles, if not how did the dreambubbles come to be?

She negotiated the special dreambubbles to be made

What happens to trolls' lusii after they reach adulthood and leave the planet?

They can go with, seen when Redglare and Mindfang still have their lusii

How did the green moon of Alternia show up?

Doc Scratch

Sorry I tried to look for an answer on the wiki but couldn't find anything, how does the Gl'bgolyb affect trolls lifespans? I thought it was a bloodcaste thing seeing as how the Beforean trolls also had the same lifespans.

She doesn’t affect troll lifespans at all.

"seen when Redglare and Mindfang still have their lusii" But wasn't that when adults were still allowed on the planet?

Yes, but the trolls were a space fairing race before the 2nd rebellion. I always just assumed it happened in space, but it very well could have happened on Alternia

Hey, I've forgotten why Dirk was never affected by Trickster mode, was it mentioned? If not, I would appreciate the reminder, if it's okay!

Some people say it’s because he is a Heart player, some people say because he was just that depressed

Is there a cipher for the language rose was speaking in when she was grimdark, or was it all just random apostrophes and keyboard smashes

There no cipher that I know of

Can you explain this post better? (/post/145805930959/) I thought it meant that G'lbgolyb somehow affects troll lifespan, which came as a surprise to me because I thought it was based on bloodcaste. But then there's also this post (/post/145809948129/) where you say she doesn't affect lifespans at all? What's going on in the first post? Did I misread it?

I misinterpreted the first question. I thought they were asking if the trolls would have the same lifespan they have now without Glubglub, not if they would have the same lifespan as each other.

Glubglub does not effect lifespans at all (except maybe by ending them with the Vast Glub)

You said a few asks ago that if it wasn't for Gl'bgolyb, all the trolls would have the same lifespan...

The same lifespan as they do now, not the same lifespan as each other 

Is it said who fef negotiated with to get the bubbles?

The Horrorterrors

If i remember correctly, it was the imps that put the codes that would eventually make Doc Scratch in the kids and trolls rooms, but was it ever explained why?

The imps didn’t do that. The trolls (or more specifically Team Scourge/Charge and Gamzee) wrote them themselves. And from what I can tell, they did it because they were compelled to by either Doc Scratch or Skaia itself

what did nepeta ever do wrong

She tried to avenge Equius.

Is Aradia weilding a whip canon or fanon? (And if canon, where is it stated?)

Canon

special dreambubbles? what do you mean? the special ones are the ones that include the dead beta kids and the beforan trolls? and "regular" dreambubbles only include the players from their own session?

regular dreambubbles are sorta like normal dreams as seen in [S] Jade: Wake Up

did anyone ever say puppycock and if so when

No one said puppycock, but poppycock is said 4 times (and only once by our boy in the yellow undies surprise surprise

regular dreambubbles are horrifying!!!!!!!!!!! would all sburb players who dont negotiate for special dreambubbles experience that scary stuff?????

If they went to sleep with only one self, yeah

ah but didn't either kanaya or rose say poppycock atleast once?

Rose and Jake said it once, Eridan said it twice

What are opposing aspects for Time, Void, and Blood?

Space, Light, and Breath theoretically

whos the oldest? like, out of the post-scratch trolls and beta+alpha kids.

Well we don’t know any of the post-scratch trolls’ wiggling days except for Karkat’s so we can’t say for sure. Out of the kids tho the oldest would be Jake and Jade both born on December 1st, 1995. 

Whose the youngest kid? (I saw your tag :3c)

Technically Roxy is (followed very closely by Dirk) since she won’t be “born” for another nearly 400 years.

what was the last dialog in homestuck?

DIRK: That’s the best fucking question,Anybody ever asked.

Can you explain the whole thing wth Jake kissing Dirk's head?

Here’s an explanation

Would John be the youngest beta kid?

Yeppers, the youngin’ was “born” April 13th 1996

who was the last person shown in homestuck?

what is the half way point of homestuck?

Condesce

Even technically-er, the kids being "born" at the same time makes them all the same age (other than kinda-older Dave) and same for the remaining trolls (other than probably Aradia).

Not true. Dave, Jade and Rose landed on Earth four months before John did, they lived four months longer thus making them that much older

Are all the purple bloods subjugglators?

No, but all subjuggulators are purple bloods

Would the condesce have been able to kill Lord English?

No

Hey! I'm sorry if this is asked a lot, but are the alpha kids ectiobiologically related in the same way the beta kids are? If they are, would that make Jane's crush on Jake a bit weird? Or are they just not related at all. Or if they are related, does ectobiology not count?

The Alpha kids are not related at all

Tell me a forgotten fact about Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff predates Homestuck. THe first Sbahj comic was posted on a Penny Arcade forum in March 18th 2009.  A bit over halfway down the page, user S_O is Hussie

Why did rose start drinking on the metor?

To feel closer to her Mom

so when you say that the alpha kids arent related does that mean like alpha jade and alpha john aren't related ?

I mean Jane, Jake, Roxy and Dirk are not genetically related in any way shape or form