June 2016

so troll language is like english and its said the same way theres just different characters for each letter and its backwards?

p much, yes

Whatever happened to the rose from davesprites timeline? Is she just alone forever now? Dead? Her scene made me sad and care about her.

Her memories were merged with Alpha timeline Rose but other than that, she was erased

Since the Roxy and Dirk sort of grew up with troll customs do you think they follow the quadrant system? AR made a joke about things being beyond the pail/pale

Except they didn’t grow up with troll customs. The only troll alive was Condy and she wasn’t involved with their lives very much (directly at least)

One thing that confused me. Does not being THE Alpha timeline make you doomed, or are you only doomed by not closing all the stable timeloops? Could a timeline, in theory, un-doom itself by closing the loops?

You can’t fix an unstable timeloop without creating a doomed timeline. Because in order to stop the timeloop from becoming unstable you’d have to go back to stop yourself from doing what you did which would in of itself create another timeline. One where you were doomed and one where your doomed self stopped you from becoming doomed.

how does the matriorb hatch

like egg

Didn't Dirk and Roxy say "wriggling day" and other trill terms naturally, though?

They never said wriggling day and didnt really use any troll terms. If they did its probably because they learned them from Calliope,

Why does Cronus not like Mituna?

Mituna has had success in his quadrants with Latula and Kurloz. Cronus is jealous of this because he views himself as superior to Mituna and he’s angry that no one wants to date him. 

Is it wriggler or wiggler?

Wiggler = larval troll
Wriggling Day = when they wiggled out of their egg

Is vriskas left eye (the one that was blown out) fake? if it was, was it healed when she became god tier as a real eye?

Her dreamselves eye was never exploded so when she ascended and became her dreamself she had a bran-spankin-new never before exploded eye.

How old is John now, in canon, given how many years passed there??

16

In the third Meenahbound why does Damara always see Hussie at the exposition stand no matter if she goes there first or second, and Meenah only sees Aranea? I know Hussie says that Damara is only meant to be there after Meenah has, but I still find it odd that Damara can't see Aranea. Do you think Aranea is trying to avoid Damara?

Damara is how you see Hussie, it’s a special treat. If Damz didn’t see Hussie then we wouldn’t get all that gr8 made up bullshit about the trolls. I don’t think there’s any actual character motive why she doesn’t see Aranea

How did a planet of humans come from a universe supposed to be inhabited by trolls?

Science?

Do we know of any canon ways to escape grimdarkness or trickster mode besides death?

trickster mode kinda just wore off. grimdark might do the same. It’s unknown

e trolls cannibals , or do they eat other kinds of grubs, since they seem to use grubs for everything.

there are different species of grubs. some are eaten, some are used as tech, and some for games, so on and so forth

how is the matriorb fertilized? like, do we know how many/what kind of troll(s) were/are in it?

Trolls don’t hatch from the matriorb. It’s a Mother Grub egg.

is it ever rlly explained why the trolls have their typing quirks?? like is it just to have them or is there an actual reason. thank u if u answer and have a nice day

Is that what the blog will be now that homestuck has ended? A mouthpiece for you to help begging nobodies who deserve everything they're getting? You and your faggot, degenerate friend can fuck off.

You…are not very nice…

Arena thought that as a Sylph of Light, she could save her doomed timeline. She failed for obvious reasons but do you think a certain classpect could do it? Perhaps a Sylph of Time?

Maybe? I feel like if anyone a Muse of Time would have the best shot at it

does kankri's celibacy mean he doesn't want any concupiscent quadrants or that he doesn't want any quadrants at all?? or that he just doesn't want sex?

I think just the concupiscent quadrants based on how he was talking about moirallegiences with Karkat

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing. 

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

So she would move the Prospitan Battleship

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Here’s a timeline:  Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading  there.  Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

oh my gosh

You are so helpful and cool! Thanks for being here!

Do you guys remember when Tab Soda was a huge fucking deal in the fandom?  Those were wild times.

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

they still make Tab, some supermarkets will carry it (though I think it's only still available in can form). it's like a spicier diet coke? idk I prefer tab over diet coke in any case

I had it once a couple years ago and it just tasted like really watered down coke, but that’s just my opinion

Okay I didn't know this until i actually saw them but black licorice Scotty dogs are a real thing as well. I can submit a picture if anyone desires.

There’s a post going around with it right now

Pretty much every food/product that’s shown up in Homestuck is real.

Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc..  What else do you need?

What's with the '8 to the power of Y equals SBHJ' thing?

wait, wax lips?

Yeah, wax lips, lips made of wax

Quicksilver guzzled down a can of Tab during his slow-mo scene in the new X-Men movie.

I have a very serious question has Hussie writen self insert fan fiction, in addition to his appearances in the comic?

I would assume so. 

Wouldn't that make Jake the fuckboy, since he's the one having someone forced upon him, in a prison no less?

I guess they’re both fuckboys, under different definitions

how tf did cherubs end up on B2 earth if its the one jade shrunk down and took into the endgame universe (i.e. the universe and earth shown in act7)??? does that mean the cherubs exist in the endgame universe?

Yes cherubs exist in the universe in Act 7. Calliope and Caliborn didn’t hatch there until hundreds of years later though.

Is it possible for two players of the same aspect to be in the same session? And would the same be true for classes?

It isn’t stated in canon but it’s likely that there can’t be two of the same aspect or class in a session

Is it possible for someone to hack the game before playing to change major aspects about players without the game going nuts?

I think that the game would account for that, give the player a false title at first with the title it would be changed to being their true title all along. Skaia just works that way.

what do you mean by cancer and cancer-free? it's been awhile since i've finished Homestuck so my memory isn't really the greatest.

The universe frog that the trolls bred in their session had cancer. But the trolls universe frog itself was healthy.

If there can't be 2 of the same class or aspect in a session, wouldn't that make a maximum of 12 players? And A1 was most likely created by a session of 48.

I really like the theory that as the number of players increase the aspects begin to divide and become more specific. As for class, maybe there can be multiple of one, or maybe there’s more classes out there we don’t know about. It’s a mystery

Why Jane doesn't revive the dead trolls?

She may not be able to since they’ve been dead for a 3 years. Also, the fridge wasn’t brought into the new universe so she doesn’t have access to the bodies anyway. 

if the cherubs hatch in the new universe but far into the future, does that mean it's possible that calliope could be her own mother?

I’ve seen that theory going around and it’s definitely interesting but I’m not sure if a ghost wearing the Ring of Life can age. Also the cherub described as Calliope’s mother has full cheek swirls and Calliope does not. 

Why couldn't John and Jade communicate with the meteor crew while in the yard?

It’s not really touched on in canon. They still saw each other in dream bubbles though.

Alternian trolls were culled if they didn’t keep their lawn ring watered.

Source 

Why is Sawtooth's mouth a triangle wave when squarewave's mouth is a squarewave?

Irony

what's the page where kankri talked to karkat about moiralligance?

Here.

Hey Mods! Thank you guys for your work, I know this can be a fairly tedious job that you really aren't getting paid for, so from the bottom of my heart: Thank you. For everything.

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when is it stated which universe the Cherubs were born in?

Aranea states here that universe the kids’ created is the one the Lord of Time will hatch in. 

Could an already fused sprite fuse with ANOTHER already fused sprite? Like, Davesprite and Jadesprite?

No. One of the sprites needs to only have one prototyping for them to merge into a sprite^2.

Wait the Beta kids werent the only players of their session?

No, the alpha and beta sessions function as one session. This is why the alpha kids have no Time or Space players in their group but they were successful. Dave and Jade function as their Time and Space heroes. 

What's the correlation (if any) between aspect and leadership qualities?

Blood players seem to be very good leaders. The Signless who was a pre-scratch Seer of Blood and Karkat, the Knight of Blood were both pretty good leaders.