June 2016

Why did Meenah presumably show up in the afterlife billions of years after the rest of her session, when she blew them all up at the same time?

Time is all wonky out there 

Are the trolls ecto-related? Like how the kids are? Does the process take into account the genetic reproduction of a species, and thats why they have the kids 'related'?

Karkat’s group isn’t related to one another. Technically speaking Meenah’s group would be, but the trolls don’t really have a concept of “related to one another” outside of ancestors and we don’t know how they’d be related. Either they’re just a mix of all 12 trolls, or 4 sets of 3 mixtures, or (and I personally find this one the funniest) that Karkat had to pair off his friends and assign them a <3 and <3< reproductive partners. 

Why does Jack Noir have a name (in addition to his SS names...) while the other carapacians just have like... titles based on initials? specifically the kids' exiles, since the Midnight Crew and Snowman have names

Because there’s just so many of this guy running around it’d be hard to keep track of him without a few extra names lying around

Can sburb sessions be uneven? And also, if you don't mind two questions, if two sessions were to join later in game, could one have a time player and the other a space player without dooming the session(s)? Thank you.

Yes: Caliborn’s, and I don’t see why not

Was that actually them having a rap off? Or did Kanaya cut them off using meta narration?

They actually had the rap off, we just didn’t see it :.(

Before you made a post about the characters with the most influence on the story. If I recall, John, Caliborn and Dirk were among the top tier that you deemed to have had the greatest effect on the story. What exactly has Dirk done that made him qualify?

Dirk actually did a lot to help the sides of evil. He created Lil Hal who would become part of LE while also being the dominate personality in Doc Scratch. He made Caliborn his robot leg which would allow him to escape his sarswapagus and play the game. And he put all those souls into Lil Cal thus creating Lord English himself

Does every session have a Jack Noir? If not, what enemy would a normal session usually face?

Every session has a Jack, but he is not usually an enemy. He is supposed to assist in taking down the Black Queen. Then normal enemy the players face is the Black King

All life players have a second life for their dream self, like Jane?

Nope, Fef’s didn’t come back after it was cut in half. 

Only the Kink, Queen and agents are the same in all sessions?

Out of the Carapacians, yeah

Why are you sure about the dersites can use the WQ ring?

It has no differences from the BQ’s ring except who the original owner is. There’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to.

What are the Blood and Doom God tier powers?

Some stuff about unity and disaster

If Jane's session doesn't have a ectobiology lab, how Gcat was created?

First Guardians and Baby Players are made at different ecto-labs

Why the planets of the medium have gravity? Why i'm asking that, the answer is so obvious MAJYYKS.

Every celestial object has its own gravitational force

what happened to the john in davesprites timeline? I think i remember something about him being burned.

He got killed by his denizen

So in essence, Homestuck is a story of Dirk's fuck-ups?

Homestuck is a story about the results of Dirk’s fuck-ups, yeah

How OP do you feel matching class/aspect god tiers would be? Like the Sylph of Life/ Prince of Doom, etc

It’s funny that you give those two specific titles as examples as they’re opposites following the Inversion Theory. Which makes sense since they’re a healer class/healer aspect and destruction class/destruction aspect

Roxy was the leader of the alpha kids? Didn't Jane enter the medium first? I'm pretty sure that terezi said the leader had to enter the medium first

YOU GUYS EVER WONDER EXACTLY HOW BIG THE PLANETS IN HOMESTUCK ARE?

Cause I just spent a bunch of time figuring it out. Follow my logic.

So the Dream Towers on Prospit are the same size as Jade’s house. We know this because of her dreambot

Jade’s house is about half the size of the Volcano

Measure that out and that leaves Propsit at being 5 volcanoes across

Prospit is tiny in comparison to Skaia

Count that out and Skaia is 37 Volcanoes in diameter

Skaia is the same size as the Player Planets therefore each planet is 37 Volcanoes in Diameter

But wait?? How many measurements is a Volcano??? Well to that we look here.

Based on some yacht websites, yachts like that are about 200 feet long so turn that sideways against the volcano and it’s about 240 feet tall

120 times 37 equals 8880 feet or 2707 meters. 

Meaning each planet’s diameter is about 1.68 miles/ 2.7 kilometer

YOU GUYS EVER WONDER EXACTLY HOW BIG THE PLANETS IN HOMESTUCK ARE?

forgottenhsfacts:

Cause I just spent a bunch of time figuring it out. Follow my logic.

So the Dream Towers on Prospit are the same size as Jade’s house. We know this because of her dreambot

Jade’s house is about half the size of the Volcano

Measure that out and that leaves Propsit at being 5 volcanoes across

Prospit is tiny in comparison to Skaia

Count that out and Skaia is 37 Volcanoes in diameter

Skaia is the same size as the Player Planets therefore each planet is 37 Volcanoes in Diameter

But wait?? How many measurements is a Volcano??? Well to that we look here.

Based on some yacht websites, yachts like that are about 200 feet long so turn that sideways against the volcano and it’s about 240 feet tall

120 times 37 equals 8880 feet or 2707 meters. 

Meaning each planet’s diameter is about 1.68 miles/ 2.7 kilometer

Okay so everyone’s mentioning perspective so here’s a way that doesn’t use that, where everything is next to each other 

So 1.5 miles/2.4 km, about the same. Def in that ballpart

When did Dirk make Caliborn's metal leg?

Um the flaw in your planet thing is that the yacht isn't in perspective of the volcano, sorry

Read the second one I made using a different way not depending on perspective. 

I can't remember if this has been asked before, but was Caliborn aware of Lord English's existence? Was he under the impression that he was Lord English or did he know it was a mixture of himself and others? How did he feel about Lord English?

Caliborn mentions here that he knew what his final form would be but he did not know that he would get sucked into Lil Cal to become LE. At least not before he saw his future self in one of the screens on Locam

Mituna likes writing slam poetry. 

Source

In Mini Strife, Meenah and Vriska "summon" the God Tier clothes, others can also do this?

Yes, people in homestuck can instantaneously change their clothes

How do Jade's planets still have gravity if they're *that* small?

They’re real dense

Has Hussie (or anyone) ever said would happen if a player prototyped their kernelsprite with their dream self and their regular self (or vice versa)? Also do you think such a being would have a regular body like a sprite^2?

It’s unlikely that they’d be able to do that since they’d need to be dead or doomed in order to be prototyped

if sollux is not dead (half-dead), then where did sollux from erisolsprite come?

The Sollux in Erisol can from Half-Dead Sollux which made him a Fully-Alive Sollux

If Meenah had known just how bad her post-scratch self was, do you think she'd still like her?

Yeah, Condy’s a badass yo, why wouldn’t you want to be like her??

What ever happened to Sawtooth and Squarewave?

They’re around

how exactly did trickster mode begin in the first place? what triggered it?

Calliope sent Jane the code for her juju. And Caliborn sent Jake the code for his juju which he sent to Jane as a b. day present. Jane made both of them and they merged together and then trickster mode happened

How do Jade's planets not become black holes if they're that dense?

Magic

If something that wasnt doomed was used to protoype a sprite would the sprite just reject it or??

It just wouldn’t prototype. Like the times we saw John and Kanaya touch their respective sprites.

When Sollux died on the meteor, who was the Sollux who showed up with Aradia?

One of Sollux’s dreamselves

I thought death/doom wasn't required for prototyping, just notably frequent like many other things in paradox space

In terms of players prototyping into their own sprite evidence suggests that the player would need to be doomed/dead. But yes, normally it’s just something the kernel prefers.

Is there any reason why Cronus sounds like Kronos, (God of time) or is it just a happy coincidence?

Coincidence. His name was a fan suggestion as were the other trolls’.

if doc scratch is all-knowing, why did he seem so shocked when terezi informed him that vriska had his magic cue ball?

There are void pockets that he cannot see into

where does "dancestor" come from?

descendant/ancestor

Did trickster mode serve a bigger purpose than to be a filler?

Trickster weapons, dirkjake breakup, fefeta-splosion, the Erisol apology, get the kids where they need to be

Where were the characters' names suggested?

the mspa forums

What happened to the glitches Post-Retcon?

They were never there to begin with

On that note, aren't the names of the Beforus trolls all unused suggestions for Alternia trolls? (As in Kankri was a name suggestion for Karkat, and so on)

Yes

Can you give me HUSSIE'S Twitter pls?

Here you go

Cool fact about Karkat?

Karkat likes Dane Cook.

Does Godtiering stop physical ageing?

No, it does not because when post-retcon Vriska met (Vriska) she was taller.

Didn't Doc Scratch did technically abuse/exploit Vriska?

Doc Scratch convinced Vriska to do things she later regretted and even helped. He was the one who distracted Aradia and Terezi while Vriska threw Tavros off the cliff. He also convinced her to mind control Sollux and kill Aradia. He exploited Vriska’s violent tendencies to further his own goals.

Cool fact about Sollux?

“Sollux Captor was most likely named from “Castor Pollux” as suggested by Avi. Castor and Pollux were twin brothers in Greek mythology. In Latin, the twins were also known as the Gemini, of course.” - his Wiki page.

Trolls call garbage cans “dross coffers”.

Source

It's just a fanon thing that Kankri like Guns?

Yes, that’s from this comic by miraculoustang.

When was the last time pesterchum/trollian used?

Here.

johngam:

Remember when Bro fucking punched a nearly invincible demonic flying monster in the face with a puppet and actually hurt him