June 2016

Is Jane's dad the only guardian/parent that lived?

Yep

do you know how many times dirk and jake have kissed?

nope

are there any in canon explanations about the sacrificial slabs (as opposed to the quest beds)??

Yeah, Calliope explains em

i know hussie used to joke about fedorafreak rising to god tier but thats not actually possible right?? was he a player?? i assume none of the guardians wouldve been able to since they didnt play sburb

He was a player, but none of the guardians were

Why did Condy suddenly leave Earth in the beta kids' world, instead of taking it over?

She probably knew it was going to get destroyed

Wait, fedorafreak was a player? Was he from a different session or universe?

Yes he played in a different session

Since Jade prototyped her sprite with her dreamself and Bec, when she went godtier her sprite, due to its dreamself part, was merged with her, causing her to go Dogteir. I know it's sort of a joke (God and dog having the same letters), but if a player prototyped their sprite with their dreamself and something more ordinary (like the mangled harlequin doll), would it have a similar effect? What about a dreamself and another human/troll?

From the information we have so far yes, it would have a similar effect I suppose. If you prototyped your sprite with your dreamself and another person and you then died on your slab\bed, then your dreamself would godtier as an amalgam of those two people. 

Wait who was fedorafreak

One of Dad Egbert’s friends on his Serious Business app. 

is Jane's dad technically an older John?

No, Dad Crocker is the son of post-scratch John aka Poppop. 

Can trolls of any blood color have animal communing abilities or is that strictly a bronze blood thing?

Bronze blood thing.

why are the maryams the only rainbowdrinkers? like,, is it only a jadeblood thing or?

Answered here.

Edit: I guess none of my links are working, sorry about that. 

Rainbow Drinkers are essentially the Alternian equivalent of Twilight vampires. They can withstand sunlight and radiate light. They can also run very fast. Kanaya and Porrim’s conversation in the Openbound flash games confirms that the condition is directly related to jade blood. Kanaya theorized that jade bloods developed the condition after being in the dark birthing caverns for so long while Rose theorized that they developed the abilities in order to scare away predators from wigglers.

Which of the HS characters have canon voices? I know John, Aradia, and Rufioh do, but are there others?

Answered here

EDIT: The link I included isn’t working for some reason so I’ll just copy my answer.

There are some songs that have voices in them that are meant to be interpreted as a certain character but these aren’t necessarily canon.

The carapacians have genitals and how they reproduce and what they eat and drink?

Carapcians are clones of the chess pieces shown here. They have no genitals as confirmed by Roxy. They eat human food as shown many times by WV. 

The carapacians have genitals and how they reproduce and what they eat and drink?

forgottenhsfacts:

Carapcians are clones of the chess pieces shown here. They have no genitals as confirmed by Roxy. They eat human food as shown many times by WV. 

More specifically: Pawn carapacians have herbavor-like teeth and loves vegetables and anything green and prisoners on Prospit are given pumpkins, but other carapacians like Jack have sharp teeth,  prefer meat and hate fresh produce. Heart Boxcar did eat eggs that one time too

does grimbark work the same way as grimdark?

No

didn't fedorafreak godteir? I specifically remember one of dad's friends god tiering..

Yeah, the Gent of Piss (a joke title, but a title none the less)

dancestors mean descendant/ancestor, right?

Yeppers

*is now very confused about Sburb mechanics* - can a universe have more than one session, or is it a case of only one successful session per universe? You mentioned a couple days ago that dead players wrote the FAQs, so were they from Earth, or from other universes?

They were from Earth. One planet can have multiple sessions, whether or not more than one of those will bear fruit is undetermined

Wait whats this about game constructs not being allowed in the new universe?carapaces clearly are allowed in the new universe

Some of the fandom believes that the sprites weren’t seen in Act 7 because they’re game constructs and couldn’t enter the new universe. Hussie may have just decided not to include them in the animation. 

was it ever confirmed that jake had an english accent? or was that just a widely-accepted headcanon

I’ve answered this before

are what psionics someone gets specifically tied to each caste or are they simply more common ones, because i cant imagine all rustbloods can talk to ghosts, would kind of defeat Condys plan to censure the sufferer if a good chunk of rustbloods can just talk to him directly onces hes dead

Psychic abilities are tied directly to specific castes, but they really aren’t all that common.

So I read somewhere that John showed up in a canon trickster outfit in one of the flashes. Is this true? And if so, do you know which flash it was?

He does, in [S] YOU THERE. BOY. by pressing  ⌘+ T, or Ctrl + Alt + T or ⌘+ Alt + T or Ctrl + T, depending on your OS and Browser

In the Game Bro article where they were supposed to be talking about Sburb, didn't the writer say that they never played it because someone had to go to the hospital and then they watched Hotel Browanda?

Those things did happen but that’s not why Game Bro didn’t play Sburb, he just thought it looked lame

THATS WHAT DANCESTOR MEANS???? I ALWAYs thougt i just missed some part where idk there were different ancestors who... danced... i didnt even question it

In Openbound Porrim makes it up as something for the trolls to call one another since they’re all each others Descendants and Ancestors

what 'canon john voice' is that anon referring to?

warhammer of zillyhoo

was fedora freaks face ever shown? if so what was the page cause I dont remember him being shown.

Nope, we only ever see his text in the one businesslog

I could've sworn sprites not entering the new world was canon. Aren't they even drawn to the battlefield during the reckoning as a way of killing them off? I'm almost certain I've read that at some point.

That’s only theorized, besides the kids’ Reckoning happened in the Beta session so the sprites that survived that and the Alpha sprites were very much still around

Jane thinks Ron Swanson from Parks & Rec is the Perfect Man
Source

Can noneplayers who enter hypothetically god tier like adults?

no

what was the importance of churches?

Matthew 28:19-20: Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

hey i was thinking of creating an acting troupe that could perform a "montage" of the best scenes in homestuck for different conventions. but i'm having a hard time picking out that right scenes, any suggestions?

The first one that’d be decent for an acting troupt that comes to mind is Penis Ouiji but there’s plenty of good ones out there.  Honestly a pre-cursor to this scene would be amazing

lighthouses and schools are more important than churches. Churches should pay taxes.

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what's up with the handmaids eyes?

That would be her Time Majykks supplied to her by your lord and destruction Lord English

why is there wind in space?

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are sea dwellers only be high blood?

ye

shit I meant how can John use windy powers in space?

John can do whatever the fuck he wants man, he’s the main character.

ok so my friend made a fantroll thats a seadweller that has cerulean blood and its really bugging me. she also gave them the ability to give other trolls the ability to breath underwater. i know this is all horribly marysue, but could you give me some facts as to why none of it would work?

Well for starters Cerulean bloods can’t be seadwellers, they’re too low on the spectrum. The ability to allow other to breathe underwater isn’t terribly unbelievable, as long as it isn’t something like they just snap their fingers and their bug can breathe in the ocean or make other trolls grow gills, those are kinda far out there. But if a troll could hypothetically make a bubble infused with psychic energy that others could use to breathe underwater, that would be fairly believable.

Okay, so, I have a pair of fantrolls, and I'm doing my best to not make them Mary Sue. One has a shade or two lighter (not a mutant) than Equius, hates archery, but uses darts. She has a blacksmith shop, and a blood sucking humming bird lusus. The other one is a lavender blooded seadweller mutant. She was Feferi's slave (by order of HIC), and she can see glimpses of the future. She has a snake lusus.

2 things. HIC has never met Fef or have any interest in her what-so-ever so I doubt she’d order her to have a slave. And is slave troll’s snake lusus a water-dwelling snake? Cause her lusus needs to be aquatic.

Who would you say is the saltiest homestuck character?

Mod t, there are aquatic snakes

I know, I asked if the kind of snake the fan-lusus was based on one. Don’t want a Seadwelling troll with a non-aquatic lusus. 

I know Supernatural has the reputation for having “a gif for everything” but if you know where to look, so does Homestuck.

did we actually learn how calibob got his fancy eye bollocks

In Act 7 he gets his rainbow eyes after he destroys his clock. 

How did the cherubs get access to Sburb? Don't you need the glyphs from a frog temple?

Calliope had Gamzee’s computer which already had Sburb installed on it. 

Where are these magical gifs that rival the supernatural fandom? I need them for super important business things and totally not pestering my friends yep.

It’s called the entire comic my dude, we got gifs, stills, text screen shots, we got it all 8a8y. You can probaly find at least 2 or 3 solid answers to any question.

i personally love mod t

ありがとございますアノンさん。私もあなたが好きです。

Can I ask a question about a fantroll too? Mine is a purple blood, but I made her not a follower of the juggalo religion (she's more fascinated by the teachings of the Signless). Is it canon that every purple blood is part of that religion, or just only the ones we saw? Also, based on an earlier post you made, would it be okay for her to have chucklevoodoo even though she isn't apart of the religion? Lastly, due to influences by other high blood companions, she uses juggling club as weapons.

Not all Purple bloods believe in the Mirthful Gods, and I don’t see why she couldn’t have the chucklevoodoos

What was the one animation where the most characters died besides Game over And Wake

More people die in [S] Caliborn: Enter or [S] Collide than in either of those flashses

It's usually uncommon for Trolls to know about their Ancestors, right? I recall Karkat dismissing it at one point as an old superstition.

Right. Most trolls never know of their forebearers

Can we have a forgotten sadstuck fact?

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What happens, when kids/trolls on the new world go to sleep? Do they have normal dreams, they wake up on Prospit/Derse or in a Dream Bubble?

I’m not sure, but I think they’d have normal dreams