June 2016

why do all seadwellers have to be highbloods?? sorry if you've answered this before. have a nice day.

Because they have different anatomy

Where are the cherubs when we first see them, and how did Gamzee get there? Also, how did they get chained up in the first place, and where is Gamzee during that time?

Future A2 Earth. Gamz got there either by that black hole or by waiting very patiently. And he’s not around during their lives because he’s not supposed to be, he’s somewhere else on the planet.

If you don't mind I have a question about my Trollsona too they're a mustard blood but don't have psionic powers like Sollux does because I read it was a mutation that he and pysionic had.

Psionics aren’t a mutation, it’s Sollux’s brain/ability to hear the soon to be dead. But not all of his blood color have psionics so you’re fine

You I should prove that by answering every ask with a gif from hs

why is rosemary so amazing

what is the best ship in all of homestuck

Whats a go!jane and go!jake?

alright, let's test if hs does have a scene for everything. I asked a friend who knew nothing about homestuck for three things and she said "waifus, fish, and McDonald's"

wh a t johnroxy does NOT compare to Paint and Slick

I’ll take that bet and raise you a 

ok but PM and the Mayor 👀

what abut davekat and rosemary and (vriska)/meenah and .. any ship that aint straight... whats th best gay ship is my question

Yea but: Giant. Dicks.

Did somebody say giant dick?

best <3< ship?

Are you still answering ever question with a shot from the comic?

what panel is that gif of gamzee with spades in his eyes?

4722

do the mods have a favorite quadrant to ship/rp in?

is there an actual canon reason why the trolls speak English

Is there a homestuck gif/reaction about how there's a homestuck gif/reaction for everything?

how much wood could a dave chuck if a dave could chuck wood

Hm why do you like blackrom so much?

I personally enjoy the snark and sarcasm very much. The constant drive to one up one another is A+ as well.  Maybe it’s just that John is just really good at it but the black flirtation dialogue is some of my favorite in the story.

why was sollux crushing on gamzee in <3 and <3

Exactly how gay is Homestuck?

was there ever an explanation to how jade had gamzees and sollux's trollian handles on her pester chum, or even knew there was 12 trolls?

How did Sollux half die?

wait, did sollux really have a crush on gamzee?? where does it say that?

During this flash Sollux has the spades and hearts symbol when thinking of Gamzee.

What kind of party is this?

Wait, if Kanaya was killed by the condesce in Collide, how did Jane revive her if using her powers on a Rainbow drinker would kill them? Sorry if I've actually just misunderstood something

Who is actually the worst?

Who is best pony?

In response to the other anon, who is actually the best?

Ms Paint 10/10

ACTUALLY. ON THE TOPIC OF CALIBORN. HAVE YOU TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT WORST? AND IN FACT HE BEST?

Which Homestuck character did nothing wrong?

When did we learn about Dolorosa being a slave to Dualscar?? I feel like I missed something because everyone seems to know about it and I dont remember reading it?? ;/

It’s never directly confirmed, it’s just most likely the events that took place

actually no its dave whos innocent

dave isn’t innocent, he’s used the r word before

how did the souls of caliborn gamzee and arquiusprite get sealed inside of lil cal

Dirk did it

how gay is kanaya on a scale of one to a fuckton

great, now we gotta burn dave

Well if you’re gonna burn every character that’s used the R word canonically, then you also need to burn Karkat, Meenah, Vriska, Feferi, Terezi, Caliborn, All the beta kids, and andrew hussie

Whats the r word

Click Here

ur like a wonderful sassy magician whoa i lov u

Cronus almost used the word but corrected himself

Yeah, but probably only cause he was talking to Mituna

The R-Word confirmed for rapping, the most heinous of sins.

What about Alternian Slam Poetry, is that also a heinous sin?

.....*scientist

Some if not most of homestuck happens in space. And I've been bothered by this for a long while: how do they all breathe? Is it because they're immortal? But wouldn't they keep dying and then combing back to life?

Most of Homestuck takes place in a different dimension with a breathable outerspace.  We’ve seen instances in normal outer space (like the incident with young Handmaid) where people still can’t breathe

Is there any basis in reality for why people ship kankri and Cronus

Kankri is the only one that supports Cronus’s kintype.

But there was a moment where Cronus was like “maybe I’m not a 1950′s human greaser :(”  and Kankri replied with something along the times of “Well that’d be a bitch slap to the face to every person that actually is otherkin” and convinced him he truly is a 1950′s human greaser.

Did we ever find out what troll titties are actually used for since they aren't needed for reproduction?

Arquius never got to explain so no.

Are the scars in mitunas face canon or fanon?

Fanon.

why is erisol a thing

When could the handmaid not breathe? Were there other incidents of oxygenless outer space?

You mean besides in real life?