July 2016

honestly... y'all get some of the dumbest questions. i bet you wouldn't get 76% of these asks if these people bothered to check the wiki, google is, or read the damn comic

Homestuck is a big sprawling comic but honestly many of these questions wouldn’t even need to be asked if they just searched the blog or checked the FAQ.

If your dreamself can fly on prospit/derse, if you die and someone kisses you, and your dream self comes to life shouldn't you be able to fly?

Yes, Rose and Dave flew to the center of Derse’s moon during [S] Cascade. 

What page is where Roxy meets Jade when Jade was trying to force her to make something?

Here

How many mods are there currently

2

will you be my friend

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why did dave's dead body from the doomed timeline show up in the alpha when he was trying to retrieve rose's journal? isnt that different than how timelines normally work?

He time traveled back to that point so the dead body being there is normal, like with all the dead aradiabots

This question is kind of hard to articulate. If a person dying and becoming a ghost is something that happens in the Alpha Timeline and has to happen no matter what for the Alpha Timeline to succeed, but then later on there are OTHER offshoot doomed timelines which happen AFTER that person has already died (And which have nothing to do with that person dying), are there alternate versions of that person for each doomed timeline which happens after their death in the Alpha timeline?

No, a person that dies does not get an additional ghost for each doomed timeline that happens after their death.

How Damara is better than Cronus or Eridan?

からだまらは大すごい。

But Damara is still sexually harrasing people.

だまらもこわくて、かわいいです。

"Its OK to harras people if your are cute", thats a very fucking awful message.

When did I say it was okay? I said she was scary and cute.

Hussie welded a wireless mouse to the counter it was on and it really pissed Caliborn off
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Well, we are on tumblr, everything problematic is taken hyperseriously, like cultural appropriation and stuff like that, and by taking it lightly you seem to be OK with sexual harassing.

That is the exact kind of mentality I stay away from on this hell site.

hi! i was wondering if it's said anywhere Rose is a lesbian? (besides the strong fandom opinion)

It’s never said

PSA Google translate it shite

I know Google translate is shit. That’s why I didn’t use it.

What's the worst thing you've seen happen in the fandom?

There are so many fucked up things that happened in this fandom back in the day, I can’t possibly choose one thing to be “the worst”

I remember people losing their shit over that one video of the troll cosplayers spitting into a bucket, but like idk even why? it's just a bunch of stupid teenagers spitting food into a bucket, I'm sure the fandom has done things that may have been harmful or destructive that are actually bad :/

But it’s gross, that’s why.

When did Cronus flirt with Eridan?

Ministrife

try to choose. or just pick one that pops into your head

The worst thing ever in the fandom I want to say, would have been 2011-2013 Homestuck Con Culture in general. The bucket throwing, the not sealing the body paint, the Daves, my god the Daves, the mass photoshoots, the obnoxious over the top roleplaying, The Bucket Phasers, the general disrespect we as a fandom had for others and a ton of other stuff I’m forgetting.

Sorry if this is passive aggressive it's just really personal for me. Technically Sapiosexual is not ableist just rude. implying that calling someone stupid means you are calling someone mentally disabled is in fact ableist in and of itself. -signed someone who worked with/has mentally disabled family members

Okay, you’re free to think that. But I disagree. I would argue as to why I think that, but I lack the ability to form coherent arguments. -signed someone who is mentally disabled.

Why is it that when many people rp as John they keep saying "I'm not a homosexual" as if it's a catch phrase of his? I only recall him saying twice in the whole damn comic 3 years apart.

Well because if he doesn’t say it at least once every five minutes he’ll fall madly in love with Dave in a single instant and all those JohnDave fics from 2011 will come true.

Do you know of any good resources for what the trolls call things? (Like how they call their quest beds quest cocoons)

Yeah, there’s a list on the wiki

is kankri the new mod cause i came here for facts and all i see are arguments about ableism

If anything it’d be Porrim

Can you name some bands you like :3

This is not the place to ask that anon

Only the alternian low bloods would use silly troll names right? The highbloods used english human terms? Or was that fanon/from som fan comic?

That’s canon

A Thief, Rogue, Prince and a Bard of Life can revive other people?

Possibly a Thief or Rogue, but definitely not the destruction classes.

I'm on mobile so I can't see the FAQ so idk if you guys will answer this but if I made a fuschia blood fantroll(in an AU of course)would her lusus have to be Feferis?Or is it possible for it to be different? I want to stick close to canon

There are only two fuchsia bloods in existence at a time, the Condesce and the heiress. So if you’re writing about one of the heiresses before Feferi then go for it. Also there’s a link to the FAQ in the description which you can see on mobile.

Didn't eridan also flirt ashen with terezi in one of the walk-arounds?

Yes, he asked her to mediate between him and Sollux. 

The Lotus time capsule only can travel to the Future and not to the Past?

Yes. 

On Beforus were Lime Blood Trolls?

Yes, although they’re called yellow-green bloods by Kankri.

If feferi created the dream bubbles after she died where did all the dead beta trolls hang out?

Feferi asking the Horror Terrors to make the dream bubbles occurs very early in the timeline of the Furthest Ring. Time works differently there so events that seem to occur at a certain time to us may have come about differently in the Furthest Ring. For example, Rose and Dave creating the Green Sun occurred extremely early in the timeline of the Furthest Ring because once you enter the Furthest Ring time begins to shift in odd ways. So from Feferi’s perspective the dream bubbles are new but to the ghosts living in there, the bubbles have always been around.

Doin gods work

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Why did Jack hate frogs so much? (Karkat says this in his confession to Jade/the cancer confession)

All Dersites dislike amphibians because they hate Bilious Slick and try to prevent him from being made.

What do we know about limebloods?

Lime bloods were the blood caste between yellow and olive but they were all wiped out. Apparently they had powers that threatened the highbloods more than any other low blood caste so they were all hunted to extinction. Them being extremely good moirails is fanon. According to Calliope they had strange names. Calliope got all her information on troll stuff from Rose’s tome so this means she didn’t just make up lime bloods. 

Forgotten fact about the Condescension?

She spends a lot of time cooking. 

How long do you think this blog is gonna last since theres no more homestuck (also, when Hiveswap comes out, will you answer questions on that too?)

We’ll be here for awhile, we have over 2000 asks atm and i dont see the intake slowing down. I also fully intend to cover Hiveswap as well once ive had the chance to play it through once or twice.

Could you give us a furthest ring tineline?

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Is Hussie implying that Vriska is canonically uh "heavy" (I don't want to say any words that will offend the young anons who are triggered by everything).

Fat Vriska is not canon, believe it if you like though

if the post-scratch ancestors had the same names as the pre-scratch trolls, why do Vriska and Terezi's ancestors have different names?

They don’t. Marquise Spineret Mindfang and Neophyte Redglare are titles.

so dave totally implied that he is bi sexual and may have had a crush on john right?

He implied that he’s something that’s not straight, but no, he didnt imply he had a crush on John

Okay you can disagree but you're wrong. I mean, I don't get why I'm shocked. This blogs wrong a lot...but, no, assuming the mentally disabled are stupid is a lot more harmful than being mad someone implied they don't date the unintelligent. Because where as one is vague, yours specifically implies stupidity and mental disability are related.

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Jane is possibly chubby. Caliborn called her a fat cow, but y'know, that might just be Caliborn

hey y'all what's everyone bitching about today

They’re bitching about everything and I can’t deal with this.

Why so many responses in the form of Caliborn quotes?

Because he is so good at dealing with the haters, also Caliborn is amazing and hilarious and his quotes are entirely underrated

this blog is honestly the only place i actually see people talking about homestuck any more. kind of like a small camp fire in a cold world us homestucks gather around to keep warm

Forgotten Fact where something really good happens in canon that can be posted to help calm everyones tatas?

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That pokemon picture is why Mod T is the best waifu

Thanks :3 I’ll take any chance I can get to mix Homestuck and Pokemon together, they are the two great loves of my life.

How does someone in a session of SBURB exile a derseite or prospitan?

They send them through the Skaian Defense Portals

Forgotten fact about Bec Noir?

Jackspers Noirlecrow

do you have a list of all the past mods of this blog

I mean, I can give you their mod titles, but as for them as people/their blogs I don’t really recall

Was rose a witch/practicing witchcraft?

In the religious/spiritual sense, not canonically