July 2016

So is barbasol flammable or what I am confused

Here.

how did jade get her dead dreamself to prototype it to make jadesprite? i think it had something to do with grandpa harley but how did they get it?

FAQ

How many times has Dirk been decapitated? (can you source them please)

Twice. Once during [S] Dirk: Synchronize and [S] Collide.

Why was Lord English's proximity to horses ironic? Is it because he was partly created with Equius?

Yes.

:( the FAQ link isn't working on mobile

It’s working for me. What happens when you click on it?

The faq isn't working for me either on mobile. It just takes me to your latest post

I’m gonna guess you have an android? That’s been a consistent issue for years. Just open whatever browser is on your phone and go to forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com and use the links there.

The mods are so sarcastic sometimes you are literally Caliborn

I am literally Caliborn, we’ve been over this repeatedly

What does bucketphase mean?

Y’know Weaboos? That but for Homestuck.

When people submit facts through ask, do you post them? I'm asking because I sent an ask about Jackspers Noirlecrow (the name in particular) a while ago and I never saw it being posted. I might be wrong and I just didn't see it, but I doubt it. I check this blog everyday! Or maybe it didn't even send properly? I don't know, the fact you gave the anon just reminded me. Thank you for your time.

Sometimes we do, sometimes they might get buried, or if we already have it or if we don’t think it’s that forgotten we won’t. But usually stuff just gets buried.

What was Jasper's secret

Here 

did Jade inherit the Betty Crocker company from her Grandfather?

She would have had )(IC ever died

Can I have a full list of the members of felt? Their names, what pool ball they represent and their abilities? Thank you!

forgottenhsfacts:

Ichi-One Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to others (aka super fast)

Doze-Two Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to himself (aka super slow)

Trace- Three Ball: Ability to see where people have been and can interact with them in the past

Clover-Four Ball: Super Lucky

Fin-Five Ball: Ability to see where people will go and can interact with them in the future 

Die-Six Ball: Has pins for each member of the felt and midnight crew, when he inserts one into his doll he is taken to a timeline where the corresponding character is dead 

Crowbar-Seven Ball: Is incredibly smart, the de facto leader after Scratch, has the Juju Breaker 

Snowman-Eight Ball: Her life is tied to that of the A universe 

Stitch-Nine Ball: Is a damn good tailor 

Sawsbuck-Ten Ball: Whenever he is hit he and his assailant are jumped to a random point in time

Matchsticks- Eleven Ball: Can travel through time using fire as a gateway 

Eggs-Twelve Ball: Has an egg timer that allows him to travel up to sixty minutes into the past 

Biscuits-Thirteen Ball: Has an oven that allows him to travel to the future at a rate of one second per second

Quarters-Fourteen Ball: Possesses a collection of quarters bearing the images of pool balls. If a coin is tossed, the Felt member corresponding with the side that faces up will be summoned from some place in space and time. If the member on the other side is present, the two will switch places and times. If a member tosses their own coin and gets his own number, they will die  

Cans-Fifteen Ball: Can punch people through time

Doc Scratch-Cue Ball: Omniscient, semi-Omnipotent, and a Great Host

Lord English-Pool Cue: Omnipotent, Invulnerable, and Already Here

Who / what is )(IC

Her Imperial Condescension 

What determines who will fly first as god tier? This takes time, right? Like you can't just wake up after dying and instantly fly, right??

You can fly as soon as you ascend

Sometimes I wish I could forget everything about Homestuck just so I could watch some of the more beautiful flashes again for the first time.

How old would everyone who survived the game and are now living in the new world be as of today?

The kids and trolls were 16 when they won, fast forward to this year they’d be 20/21. Dad’s probably in his early-mid 40s.

isn't the felt #1 itchy and not ichi. it said itchy during the felt comic on paradox space which was written by hussie.

It is. I misspelled it

Did Dave ever bleat like a goat for IRONICALLY HILARIOUS purposes?

No, but Brobot did

favorite caliborn fact?

My personal favorite is the fact the he knows that his quest is to punish him and his hubris but he performs his menial tasks out of pure spite because he has an indomitable will. 

favorite caliborn fact?

forgottenhsfacts:

My personal favorite is the fact the he knows that his quest is to punish him and his hubris but he performs his menial tasks out of pure spite because he has an indomitable will. 

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How does mod A feel about Caliborn? It's clear how T feels.

We both love Caliborn, that horrible skull kid. 

I am drawing your beautiful tavsolsprite. Should I submit it when it's finished :0

Oh thank you! You can just tag us, i wouldnt want to miss it :3

Dave and Rose didnt have sex on derse right? Like thats not something thats implied or anything? (Was reading a fanfic that seemed pretty canon linear up to that point)

That definitely didnt happen. The only people in canon that its know tgey had the sex is Nanna and Poppop

Can lusii speak? And I mean not mentally, like out loud? Is it in "english"? Is it only to their troll?

No they cant speak. It was said them being turned into sprites was the first time the trolls could actually talk to them

What was wrong with the daves?

Absolutely nothing, its just that back in the day everyone and their grandma cosplayer Dave. There were just soo many of them at conventions.

you mentioned you were literally caliborn but i thought you were literally tavsolsprite

I myself am Caliborn.
Us mods as a collective are Tavsol

So.... How exactly do fuschiabloods like feferi come into existence? It's stated that the condesce would kill all heiresses as they pose a threat, so why would she create them? Also, who would she possibly pail with? Even a violetblood (dualscar) could be put to death for liking her. Is it a biological compulsion thing? Is she not immune to the imperial drones?

Well Feferi came by Meteor so the whole process doesn’t really count for her. But its likely that Heiresses pail before Condy comes and kills them supplying the slurry with enough fuchsia-y goodness to pump out another heiress down the line

What was Gamzee's planet & denizen?

His land was the LAND OF TENTS AND MIRTH, his denizen is unknown

Do you remember the sharpie case back in the day? Did it really happened or did someone made it up? It is something that's being bugging me since 2012-13

That happened as far as I know. What was fake though was the guy that said he named his kid John Karkat

Can we see all the pictures Caliborn drew?

What happened to Jadesprite? Did she die, go on the golden boat or something else??

She became Jade, thus the dog ears, y’know

what is the sharpie case? :0

Someone tried to dye their skin grey for troll cosplay using sharpies and vodka? I think. 

to the jadesprite anon: when someone goes godtier they become their dream self, since jadesprite was prototyped with dream jades corpse, she became jade when jade went god tier. jadesprite was also prototyped with bec, which is why godtier jade has dog ears and first guardian powers, since those also became her

This is in the faq too

would caliborn and calliope have different planet/denizens??

Likely same Planet, different Denizens

What does the [S] stand for in things like [S] Colide and etc

Is it okay to avoid someone who's kin with a character that triggers you?

You are asking the wrong blog my friend

Is it cheaper to alchemize a scaled down version of an item? I.E. if an item is 1 meter long and costs 100 grist, would it be cheaper to alchemize a .5 meter long version of that item for less than 100 grist?

Yes, as seen when John made the Fear No Anvil

Why is this blog so good?

What did john change his pesterchum handle to throw off the trolls? What was it before?

it was ghostyTrickster fitting the GCAT theme of everyone’s chum handles

mspaintadventures(.)com/?s=6&p=005391 Can Tavros control fire? How? I suspect it's because he's dead here and your dreamself can do things you normally can't.

He’s using something to make the fire. He says his Sick Fires are “UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES” and an incendiary is a bomb or device designed to cause fire

What is the GCAT theme?

All chumhandles are a combination of those four letters which are the components of DNA, except for the Cali twins which is U standing for uracil, a fifth component mostly found in RNA

Didn't Terezi take her glasses she always wears from her FLARP outfit

Yes

What are mods?

it’s short for Moderator(n): a person who moderates an Internet forum or online discussion

How did Snowman's life become tied with the A Universe?

Doc Scratch 

are there only 12 Canon blood colors, or are there different shades of each color

12 canon colors with various hues in each one, also the outlier mutations

First of all: Don't get me wrong, I love black Dave fanart but isn't it canon that Dave is a pasty white albino dude?

Nope, not canon at all

forgottenhsfacts:

I’m tired of answering “has X ever talked to Y” questions and we get them all the time so sit back and I’m gonna show you how to check this yourself.

1. You go to the characters’s page on the wiki

2. You go to the grey bar on the right

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3. Then you scroll down to the very bottom of that bar where is says Pesterlog. Click [Show]

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4. And WOAH BAM, a list of every pesterlog that character has spoken in convenient categorized by Act and Sub-Act with an indicator of which other character(s) they were speaking to, HOLY SHIT

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Hey everyone we closed the ask box so I can get some questions answered! Thank you for your patience!

Is betty crocker )(ic in John's universe? Or is it only in Jane's universe?

She’s Betty Crocker both pre and post scratch.

If someone were to murder your dreamself, you would have to ascend via sacrificial slab, right? How would someone get to their moon though? Especially if it was derse?

Yes, you would have to use your slab to ascend like Jake did when his dream self died. Players can just fly to the moons like the tricksters did.