October 2016

So this probably sounds silly but, did they stop updating the snapchat when credits was released? Like the story for me stops at the reaching the ecto lab. But credits goes on for much longer. I am confusion :/

Yes

I am stupid. Please explain credits to me? Why are people saying this gave Gamzee a resolution? And is the Caliborn Masterpiece fight something that takes place in Universe C? (And if so, how did it take him out in [S] Collide?)

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OKAY!!!! CREDITS: Broken into lines so it’s easier to read

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ayyeee its back on !!! #blesses question: when will our souls stop belonging to this webcomic!

I don’t know about you, but I straight up sold mine, hussie’s got that shit forever

So dad is a carapace?

No?

What's the first page of Homestuck where a swear word is uttered?

John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.

So the kids in the credits are the ones that get sucked into the JuJu?

they haven’t been sucked into the juju yet, but they will be

So is there going to be an epilogue after these credits? The archive on mspa lists homestuck as still In Progress so I'm assuming we still got some stuff coming right?

Yes, we still have the epilogue ahead of us

Do you have any predictions for the Epilogue?

I’d like the caliborn vs kids fight in a glorious animation

Why didn't John join a kingdom?

He’s in the human kingdom

So I clicked on that add for robek.world on MSPA and found a very interesting homestuck review. Any idea what's up with that?

It’s hilarious is what it is. I don’t know if it’s a satirical work or if they’re serious but I love it

Ahhh sorry sorry I wasn't very clear, I mean why didn't he like go live in the kingdom like everyone else is living together in groups? He's still in his house?

That’s what he wanted. Jane probably didn’t live in a castle either, but who knows

Do you think Sollux can be dead? Aradia, Vriska and Sollux didnt time travel with Dave and the other kids and trolls and 5,000 years passed, Aradia and Vriska are unknown since they are god tier, but wouldn't have Sollux died due to old age by then?

I doubt he even entered the new universe

What did a previous anon mean by juju purgatory? I'm so confused

They’re stuck in the house juju

dave strider would never leave the mayor behind

Dave Strider, is a time traveler and can go back and see his lil buddy whenever he wants, provided they didn’t bring WV into the future with them. Which is unlikely since he was probably content establishing Can Town

I'm pretty sure the robek review is a joke because it reads exactly like the gamebro review of sburb. And yes it is hilarious

Oh good point!

Are you implying Caliborn's masterpiece wasn't majestic af?

It is, but, and just hear me out on this, it’s not anime

Where are the credits? I can't seem to find them but it may be because I'm on mobile?

You have to play through a very tiny flash game to get to them which is probably why you can’t see them. They’re also on youtube though.

why are you talking abt the epilogue like it hasnt happened yet??? ist that what todays upd8 was???

Nope, today’s upd8 was The Credits, Hussie said a few weeks ago he hasn’t really started on the Epilogue.

do you think maybe aradia was out by the black hole to catch her friends from getting sucked in? or did she just go out there to see destruction and chaos?

how did they manage to jump 5000+ years into the future????

Time travel

did johns dad die? and what is the certificate of authenticity for? In the credits I mean

Yes John’s dad died, and the certificate of authenticity is for the Con Air bunny that Dave gave him for his 13th birthday at the beginning of the comic

So is the homestuck Snapchat basically a sneak peak at the epilogue?

It was, but it may be something else in the future. I wouldn’t be so quick to unfollow it

I have a question about the credits,i knew they made ecto-babies and went 5000 years in the future,but did they decide to stay 5000 years in the future? Is the credit's animation basically 5000 years in the future?

Yeah, they stayed 5000 years in the future where the kingdoms were already established and they didn’t really have to do anything.  That’s why we see the paper the says “creators return at last” because the civilizations were waiting for them to show up again.

And,sorry for this other question,how did the Wayward Vagabond go from years in the future (but not many) To being on the trolls meteor?

PM teleported him there through herself when she acquired the Queen’s ring

Where was it revealed/stated that the kids would be sucked into the Juju?

Here

So do we know what will happen to the kids that get sucked into the house juju during the fight with caliborn or will that just be cleared up in the epilogue

As of right now we don’t know if they emerge when Vriska used the juju or if they really are stuck there. It will most likely be cleared up in the epilogue. 

So hiveswap will be set in this new universe, right?

Nope, Hiveswap takes place pre-scratch in the 90s. 

wait, so terezi went back to the black hole calliope created to look for nepeta and the other trolls who were stuck there? did she get sucked in as well/is she okay? im still really unclear on that bc we saw her go in and then never heard from her again.

Terezi went back to Paradox Space to find Vriska. From the way her and John were discussing it, it seems she can come and go freely. 

If the Scratch releases a massive amount of temporal energy to reset the game, and Spades Slick opening Lord English's vault released a massive amount of temporal distortion and transported him to the worst timeline, is opening LE's vault a sort of scratch?

Not necessarily. Opening English’s vault transported Slick to another timeline.

Do you think because of how open ended parts of the epilogue is hussie will do more with homestuck?

This upd8 wasn’t the epilogue. Epilogue has yet to arrive. 

WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING? I'm very inactive, what is going on? Is homestuck continuing or what is all this about?

Homestuck ending credits video was posted on YouTube and Rose and Kanaya got married.

But why does John stay in his house all alone? Does he have to?

He’s feeling a little lonely without his dad. 

how do we know johns dad died? not skeptical, just curious

…..Wait, is this a serious question? We saw Dad Egbert’s body multiple times. 

John even mentions it.

wait I thought the implication was that Jane's dad had died too though?

No, Jane’s dad is in the credits. 

So Caliborn just chills out of locam for 5000ish years before sending John a Snapchat? Gamzee too? Weird.

Nope, Caliborn’s timeline has always been obnoxiously far ahead of the kids. It may have been years for John since their last encounter but for Caliborn is was likely only a few weeks or months.

How tired are you of answering the same questions repeatedly, and continually telling people that the credits weren't the epilogue? Props to you, my friend.

Well, it’s not as bad as when Act 7 happened and people kept asking questions that we didn’t have the answer to.

So john's dad is dead?????

Yes, and has been for many years

why???? why does nepeta always have to die?? why can't she ever get a happy ending!

Nepeta’s Dead™

How do people not know johns dad died? What did they think happened???

Mandela Effect? 

How does the universe naming thing work? There's the first troll universe with meenah and the gang, then the second one with vriska and friends, then the john and pals, then the roxy and crew, and now this last one. Why is it universe c? Why not e?

 Pre-scratch and Post-scratch take place in the same universe just different parts of it. The Trolls were Universe A.  Meenah’s group was A1, Karkat’s was A2. The Humans were Universe B. John’s group is B1 and Roxy’s is B2. The New Universe is therefore C.

why are they celebrating john's 20th birthday if theyre 5000 years into the future?

Because that’s how many years he’s been alive. They didn’t live through 5000 years.

Wait wait. So if Johns Dad died did: Roses mom Daves bro Dirks bro Roxys mom Jakes Grandma. Die?

Yes, they all died guys, c’mon

What/where are the different kingdoms??? Are they all on earth???

Yes they are all on Earth

im so sorry but just to make it absolutely clear, after john got calliborn's snaps he and the rest of the beta kids went to fight him and ended up getting sucked into the house juju right? sorry im not very good with all this crazy timeline bullshit. are they ever released from the juju?

Yes that is what happened/will happen as far as canon has shown us

Nooo I forgot until I said out loud that John's birthday is the day his Dad died and I started sobbing.

huh, yeah

wait how come people are saying "thanks for the gay jewish wedding?" is the jewish thing a headcanon? was the wedding displayed like a jewish wedding??? what??

I thinks it’s because the tricksters were carrying Rose and Kanaya on chairs similar to the Hora (I think that’s right correct me in the replies if it’s not) done at Jewish weddings. Whether you believe this to be a Jewish wedding or just tricksters being wacky is up to you.

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Wait, what? What do u mean they didn't live through the 5000 years? What happened? I guess there was a big creators' return party... What did they do??

They time traveled

So I started following Homestuck four years back, at the start of high school for me, and sometime in 10th or 11th grade, I didn't keep up with it anymore. I've collected bits and pieces by all the posts in-tag, since I can't remember exactly where I left off. My question posed though is: should I feel bad for not understanding so much? For example, I don't understand jujus and their functions even though I was still reading when they were first mentioned... I just feel bad for not understanding

Dude it’s a story, a piece of fiction, like there is no problem in not knowing literally everything about it. Plenty of people don’t understand how things work or what they are in homestuck, explaining that shit is like 95% of what this blog does. So no, you shouldn’t feel bad.

does everyone is dead?