October 2016

Do you think Jane could make anyone non god tier immortal? Or is Rose going to have to be a window?

i feel like u should probably stop saying that theyre gonna go fight caliborn as confirmed fact bc its really not more than a theory? like we only know this from something caliborn tells us, and hes not the most reliable source

But they are gonna fight Caliborn, they need to. In order for Lord English to exist they need to beat him up and jam him in Lil Cal. And Lord English exists already so therefore they will fight Caliborn. Or risk a doomed timeline.

just to make sure i got it, how did they time travel 5k years?

Dave, can time travel, he’s a time player

They definitely will fight calliborn. But them getting stuck in the juju is not a guarantee. That can still stuff him in to lil cal without themselves getting trapped :)

But if they don’t get sucked into it then Caliborn won’t send it to the furthest ring for Vriska to eventually find and use against Lord English.  And we know Vriska does those things, so the prior has to happen.  And the house juju glows the beta kids aspects so they def got jammed in there.

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What happened to nepeta, and eridan? AND PLEASE EXPLAIN GAMZEE

Well nep became part of Davepeta which is rad. Eridan is dead, presumably forever. And Gamzee also ends up dead after he and Caliborn fight the alpha kids.

I'm increasingly realizing that I'm the only person who interpreted John's "I'll do it..." snap as threatening to break his phone (which he then did do) rather then accepting Caliborn's challenge. Am I missing something or what???

Caliborn was baiting him to come fight him and play out the events that happened in his Masterpiece.

Besides the House Juju thing which is probably going to be resolved soon, are there any major time loops that still have a piece missing and/or are incomplete?

There’s the white frog in our banner, we don’t know who sent that.

We also don’t know who put the weapons in the lotus pod that Jake gave to Liv Tyler. Following in that, we don’t have the full timeline of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.

I feel like I might be overthinking this, but the only thing that's technically unclear is Lord English v. the Beta kids, right? Like we know they smack around Caliborn. All the outer ring shenanigans and what not as well. I just don't know if there's a conclusion to the fight between the juju'd Beta kids and Lord English.

We don’t know exactly what the juju does against Lord English or whether or not the kids are actually released from it.

Sooo can you pls remind who gonna die in masterpiece

Gamzee’s the only one that actually “dies” from what we could tell from the claymations.

Dumb question. How old were Rose and Kanaya when they got married?

They were 17. and they started going out when they were 15

Speaking of the Mandela Effect, about a year ago everyone I asked remembered Vriska's god tier shoes as blue, including myself. We were totally blown away by this mass hallucination. Of course they're red, red shoes are her thing!

Yeah, she has orange boots.  Rose’s and Aranea’s god tier shoes are blue thought so maybe that’s why.

Rose is 16 at the wedding not 17

Her birthday is before John’s and it take place after John’s 17th birthday so she’s 17.  John’s the youngest my dude.

Actually think Rose is 16 at her wedding because it's in the fall and her birthday isn't until December.

She was born the year before John, she’s a few months older than him

Wait so could Jane possibly make a non godtier player immortal? Or will Rose have to be a widow if and when Kanaya dies? Cause that's not something I wanna think about

Jane can not make someone immortal. But Kanaya is also sort of undead? So who knows about her mortality.

Stupud question: how does the rest of homestuck happen if the 4 kids sucked into the juju? I have completely forgotten

They get sucked in in the future

Are Dirk and Jake a couple again or nah? And why did they break up in the first place? (btw love your blog)

It looks like they could be. They at the very least made up and are on good terms again. They broke up because Dirk was overly clingy/protective and Jake was distant and rushed into the relationship.

isnt.... wasnt john CREATED first though?

Technically, the first beta kid to pop into existence was Dave, followed by Jade, Rose, and then John. Either way he’s the youngest.

In reference to Rose's age, if she's a few months older than John, and it takes place sometime after John is 17, would it be a reasonable assumption to say Rose waited until she was human 18 to get married?

It’s very possible to assume that

YOOOOO WHAT IF THE FIRST BLOOD A RAINBOWDRINKER DRINKS GIVES THEM THE LONGEVITY OF THAT BLOOD CASTE, SO KANAYA COULD LIVE INDEFINITELY WITH ROSE FOREVER

Good theory, for those of you that don’t recall the first blood Kanaya drank upon conversion was Feferi’s.

I'm sure there's one panel at least where vriska has blue shoes? I remember them at bright blue... are they not?

Vriska has never had blue shoes in any of her outfits. They’ve always been red or red-orange

Wait couldn't Vriska steal all the luck again and then just follow Kanaya around and jump in the way of everything so that it miraculously misses her and doesn't hit Kanaya?

Vriska’s not around though

What's an egbert

IF TEREZI FINDS VRISKA AND THEN JUST ATTACHES KANAYA TO HER BACK

You really Vriska would go for that though?

If the kids still have their powers, would they still be immortal?

Yes

for the thing with vriska having blue shoes. its possible you guys are remembering another light player who had blue shoes...

Yeah, like I said, both of the other light players have blue shoes

About Jane making Kanaya immortal, even if she could make someone immortal, it wouldn't work with Kanaya. When Jane was Crockertier, she said that using life powers on the undead kills them again.

Which was a bluff because we see Jane revive Kanaya in Collide

Is karkat immortal like the others?

no

if the God tier kids got sick and died, wouldn't their acts through their lifetimes make them by default heroic and off them permanently?

Nope. The way they die has to be heroic. Previous actions don’t factor in at all.

The kids get sucked into the juju but they get let out eventually right? Sorry if you've answered this, there's a lot of questions about it and it's hard to keep up.

That’s unknown, it doesn’t seem like it though

I've been out of Homestuck for a few years because all of the pauses and whatnot. I've forgotten a great deal but want to finish it so is it worth rereading and finishing?

Yeah man, reread that shit at your leisure, it’s better the second time

Excluding the Sufferer and Karkat, could any candy-red-blooded trolls have existed prior to SGRUB? or perhaps could they exist in a world like Hiveswap's? Also, if you have any knowledge on the matter, when does Hiveswap occur in canon? or is it its own separate canon?

Hiveswap occurs in the 90′s of B1 (john’s) Earth, I was to say 1994 more specifically but I’m not sure.  And the Alternian portion happens a significantly long time before Hivebent.   As for the candy bloods, it’s not entirely impossible that there were more.

if all of the juggalos are invincible, why did kurloz die from the bomb that killed the dancestors?

He’s a Mime, the lowest form of Clown. Therefore he only gets some of the Clown benefits, like being really creepy

So the Dad in the upd8 is Jane's Dad and not John's, right?

Yes

Kanaya being immortal is a viable thing actually given what she's already survived and her comparable nature to a human "Vampire". She would already likely have a lifespan greater than that of modern humans due to hemospectrum placement but her existence as a Rainbow Drinker could likely increase her lifespan to near infinite, if not unending.

true facts

Is Dave's SBAHJifier similar to Lil' Hal in a sense but is eternally trapped in a camera and can only communicate through SBAHJ comics?

the SBAHJifier is not a sentient object, it has no personality, it’s essentially a shitpost generator, not like Lil Hal at all.

Is Davepeta alive in the new world?

Unknown, but given their placement at Ground Zero it’s unlikely

through dave's time travel power, could the non-godteirs live forever?

No. He can’t stop them from aging or travel their bodies back into their younger versions

Kanaya would have to feed on troll blood, and it'd probably have to be from one who's higher than her on the hemospectrum, most likely Terezi because she'd be the most willing, Vriska might let her but she'd probably charge her for it because she's like that

Okay but she’s also revered as a God by the Troll Kingdom, I feel like she wouldn’t have a problem opening a blood bank

Why do some sptites have legs and others dont?

Sprite^2 had legs because they’r better than you

jane did the lifey thing when jack stabbed her. why couldn't feferi do the same?

Feferi got cut in half, that a bit different

fuck you. let people have happy headcanons about things that are not confirmed. let people believe their favorite characters survived. stop telling people to stop having fun

Okay, you can have your happy headcanons, that’s fine, I’m not saying you can’t do that. But when you ask me if X character is alive, I’m not going to say yes if they aren’t. I’m using facts and narrative themes/trends to answer. We don’t know if X character is alive, but given the amount of death in this comic coupled with the fact they were standing infront of a fucking Black Hole, it seems unlikely that they survived.

I have not said any character that was out in the Furthest Ring when it imploded is dead. I say it’s unknown, I say it’s unlikely that they’re alive. But I never give a definitive “no, they’re dead” because I don’t know, alright. 

Karkat’s not immortal, he’s not, he’s gonna die someday. So is Terezi.

All the evidence points towards Caliborn’s masterpiece happening, which mean the Beta kids being trapped in that House Juju, it’s gonna happen. The Alpha kids being stranded on desolate far-future Earth, it’s gonna happen.

Like I get that you want your headcanon, and you can have them, please do. But when you ask me a question, don’t expect me to answer with bias. My answers are based off canon, and if that’s not what you want, don’t talk to me.

So vriska is dead?

It’s likely, but Terezi hasn’t given up hope so neither should you

Do you think people are gonna blame john for getting everyone stuck in the juju if that does turn out to be where the timeline is headed?

Probably. It seems like he’ll be the one to rally the troops.

Is it possible that Jane and Dave could do a feitmotif to make people younger?

It’s in the realm of possibilities. We don’t know any of their fraymotifs

If theyre trapped in the house juju I guess you could say theyre all HOMESTUCK

That’s the joke 

How many followers do you have?

over 52,000

Though they get trapped in the Juju later, doesn't Vriska inevitably let them out to fight Lord English when he's at full power? People are talking about them being trapped in there forever, but it's already been established Vriska gets Lord English's juju and uses it against him in Act 7...

But we don’t know if the juju releases them. How it is used against English is unknown

Feferi didn't get cut in half, she was shot through the chest by eridan with his wand. She couldn't do the lifey thing because she was way too emotionally overwhelmed by everything to do anything, Jane's dream self was able to bring herself back to life because she wasn't experiencing any complex or intense emotions

Her dreamself was cut in half before her mainself got blasted