Are all trolls bisexual or just most of them? Because i have trouble believing Kanaya is even part not lesbian.
Bisexuality is considered the default orientation in troll society but Kanaya is confirmed a lesbian in an old formspring Q&A that I can’t find a link to
So you said same sex couples could create a child through the ectobiology thing but???? Humans need chromosomes from each gender, I think it would require a third, opposite gender parent for the child to come out normally. Otherwise I think the kid would come out terribly mutated.
I’m no biologist but I’m pretty sure chromosomes from two parents would be sufficient in making a non-mutated normal baby person regardless of the sex of the parents. And even if they aren’t ecto-biology is a fictional science so???
so if you can only go god tier if your dream self is alive? like if you go on the dream bed and get killed (and your dream self is dead) you actually die right?
Yes. If you die on your dreambed and your dreamself is dead you die for real. If you die on your Sacrificial Slab with a dead dreamself tho them you’ll ascend.
Which character do you feel had more potential than Hussie allowed?
Jane. Jade. Feferi, Nepeta, EQUIUS, Calliope, Serenity especially, Casey’s undead army arc was certainly a letdown, and um, Crowbar I guess. But most importantly, the mushroom farmer.
Actually not true. Vriska is a mutation/anomaly/special snowflake, and shouldn’t be used as a representative for the cerulean caste. Lowbloods, up to the extinct lime caste have those abilities- any power in a caste above those is a mutation.
Burgundy is prone to telekinesis. Animal communing skills are common among Bronze bloods. Psionics are common among Gold blooded mutants, although most members of caste are likely to develop come psychic ability. Jade bloods can withstand the light of the Alternian Sun and have the potential to become Rainbow Drinkers. Ceruleans can get mind-reading, and mind control powers. Purple bloods have chucklevoodoo which seems able to do many things from mindcontrol to nightmare inducing, whether chucklevoodoo includes all these or if every Purple bloods chuckle voodoo works differently is unknown. Fuchia blood have a psychic connection to Glubglub.
For the ask about alpha Dave's money, remember the rules of alchemy. The game is designed so that the only stuff you can make pre-entry is really basic stuff like cubes and what's already in your Phernalia Registry. Most stuff requires non-build grist, like shale, and that requires imps, and that requires entering. Rose theorized this was to prevent someone from starting the game and alchemizing infinite stuff without ever opening your Extruder and potentially causally invoking a meteor (1/2)
(2/2) If you could alchemize stuff without needing non-build grist,
you’d be set forever. Fortunately, SBaHJ stuff alchemizes at a negative
cost of artifact grist (this and zillium are the only grists seen like
this), so you could do it without entering the game. Alpha Earth is seen
covered in artifacty Lady Liberties bc Dave made so many to reap the
massive grist spoils of their negative costs, and sold the grist off for
money to finance his movies.
I'm pretty sure you answered this already but...has there ever been a perfect session?
The closest we’ve seen is the Beta Trolls. The only thing they did wrong was rush the genesis frog creation and then not get to open the door to claim their prize.
Remind me: how did Gcat..... happen? We see Jake's BARK journal, which is assumed to be the First Guardian genetic code, but there are no meteors sent back in the alpha session, so it couldn't have gone through the same process as Bec.
Some meteors where sent back, not a lot. The Reckoning didn’t happen but stuff that gets chucked at Skaia can still be teleported to Earth like how the Meteor got their.
Do we know how the whole Muse/Lord class thing works or is it up to speculation again? I've been told that a session with only two players has a Muse and a Lord but then there's "Only Cherubs can be the master classes," which is making me rather confused.
Muse and Lord are just very rare and powerful classes. It’s never been stated that they are cherub exclusive. Only Cherubs in Homestuck hold the titles and the classes are gender-specific so that might be where the misconception comes from, but any species should theoretically be able to have. And it hasn’t been stated to my knowledge the the classes are exclusive to one or two player sessions.
me and a few others remember a quote where karkat was talking about his typing quirk, saying that he uses big letters to make others take him more seriously/to not feel as small/to make himself seem more important, something along those lines? but we cant find it. was it canon or are we remembering a fic or something?
I can’t find any evidence of it in canon, I think it might be from a fanmade work
ok soooo idk if this is homestuck buttttt, i saw a post that went like this "Joey and Jude are both from the Beta Universe. Xefros and Dammek are from the Post-Scratch Troll Universe. At the end of Hiveswap, Joey and Dammek will both go back to their respective Universes only to be killed by the Reckoning a few years later." can you confirm or deny?
That is entirely true. It’s set in the 1990′s on B1 Earth and several sweeps ago on Alternia
Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff: The Game, aka Project Hiveswap, this is all they could afford to make with the leftover kickstarter money after The Incident™. Enjoy your 413 everyone
Wasn't it stated or at least heavily implied in Mindfang's journal entries that she mind controlled the Dolorosa to give her a blowjob just to simply piss off her kismesis Dualscar? IDK, my friend said so and I don't know whether to believe her or not...
Mindfang did mind control one of Dualscars slaves into being her lover to piss him off, whether that was the Dolorosa or not remains to be seen but fanon belief is strong
i feel really dumb asking this but i know half of the blood caste tends to use words like "bloodpusher" and the other half just says "heart" but i forget which is which :/
Highbloods used the human term. Lowbloods used the more specified titles.
Hey everyone, Cohen here, creative director and head writer for Hiveswap. Hopefully you’re reading this after watching the new trailer. If you haven’t watched it, go watch it. If you have watched it, go watch it again. It doesn’t cost anything, and, more importantly, no one can stop you.
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The next time you hear a release date from us, it’ll be because the game is about to launch. In the meantime, we thank you, one last time, for your continued patience and understanding.
Are there any patterns you feel are important but are overlooked in Homestuck?
I do really enjoy the running Cat/Horse dynamic, it’s not really acknowledged much but it’s there. Rose had a cat and a horse. Nepeta and Equius. Roxy and Dirk. The repetitive appearance of cats and horses. The sprite most integral to the plot, Arquius being composed of two horse fanatics. While the two sprite^2 both have a feline component. That’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there’s more stuff out there.
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when Talking about the lime blood's theorized abilities, what did you mean by 'great pacification abilities'?
it’s theorized that they had the ability to calm others down, in a similar fashion to Sopor Slime (which is lime green and some think is made with lime blood). This would have been a very dangerous ability in the hyper-aggressive Alternian society, it could have changed the whole system.
Why did the Lil Cal that came to the Beta Universe with Bro have Caliborn/Arquisprite/Gamzee in him, while the Lil Cal that came to the Alpha Universe with Dirk was empty?
Because the Cal that went with Dirk was destined to be filled and it could be filled if it was already full. Likewise, the essences in Bro’s Cal were needed for Doc Scratch’s creation so it needed to have all them naughty boys shoved up in it.
any often forgotten facts you can share with us about spades slick (or jack/bec noir tbh) and/or the midnight crew? thanks!
Spades Slick as well as the whole Midnight Crew originally appeared in a Problem Sleuth extra bonus chapter that Hussie made as a result of receiving a handful of donations from a user that went by the name Mayonaka who also designed all four characters
4+1+3=8. 8 is the atomic number of Oxygen. Oxygen is why you breath. John is a Breath player. Throughout Act 5 Act 2 John had a flirtation thing with Vriska. Vriska. Do you see it? I’ll say it again: Vriska. Still didn’t catch it? Sound it out with me: Vri. Ska. That’s right. Ska. As in Skaia, the governing force behind the story’s universe. But that’s not really true now is it? We all know Andrew Hussie is the real governing force of the tale. What do we know about Andrew Hussie, that’s it, he is attracted to Vriska. And who is Vriska attracted to at one point? Tavros. The symbol Tavros wears on his shirt is that of the Taurus constellation. Taurus is only one letter away from Tauros as in the Pokemon. Tauros has three tails. Three. Three is how many sides a triangle has. A triangle with an eye in the center is the symbol used by the Illuminati. Eye. Doc Scratch has no eyes. Doc Scratch is an excellent host. Newgrounds hosted [S] Cascade, but the site crashed on its release. Know what else crashed? Three planes on the date September 11th, 2001. One flight did not crash but landed safely. The president on that date was George W. Bush. George W. Bush was the United State’s 43rd president. Did you catch that? He was the 43rd president and 1 flight did not crash into its intended target.
4+1+3=8. 8 is the atomic number of Oxygen. Oxygen is why you breath. John is a Breath player. Throughout Act 5 Act 2 John had a flirtation thing with Vriska. Vriska. Do you see it? I’ll say it again: Vriska. Still didn’t catch it? Sound it out with me: Vri. Ska. That’s right. Ska. As in Skaia, the governing force behind the story’s universe. But that’s not really true now is it? We all know Andrew Hussie is the real governing force of the tale. What do we know about Andrew Hussie, that’s it, he is attracted to Vriska. And who is Vriska attracted to at one point? Tavros. The symbol Tavros wears on his shirt is that of the Taurus constellation. Taurus is only one letter away from Tauros as in the Pokemon. Tauros has three tails. Three. Three is how many sides a triangle has. A triangle with an eye in the center is the symbol used by the Illuminati. Eye. Doc Scratch has no eyes. Doc Scratch is an excellent host. Newgrounds hosted [S] Cascade, but the site crashed on its release. Know what else crashed? Three planes on the date September 11th, 2001. One flight did not crash but landed safely. The president on that date was George W. Bush. George W. Bush was the United State’s 43rd president. Did you catch that? He was the 43rd president and 1 flight did not crash into its intended target.
