Not everyone in the homestuck fandom is current. That's why I ask.

I’m aware of that.  I’m sure I have followers who are at all different parts of the story.  But I can’t accommodate all of them.  If you aren’t caught up then following a blog like this has a decent spoiler liability. I can tag asks related to upd8’s as they happen.  But how long after an upd8 do I stop considering it an upd8?