what is the best thing to say to somebody to try and get them into homestuck?

“Do you like wasting long periods of time?? Do you like intricate, confusing plot points??? Do you hate yourself so much that you’d hate marry yourself if you could???? Do you enjoy lengthy stories that break the typical model of storytelling????? Do you enjoy interactive flash games, beautiful artwork, and never knowing what exactly is doing on?????? Then boy do I have a story for you!”