Caliborn, would you do the naughty with Dirk?

I WOULD LIKE INTERATE THAT WHILE I AM BEING CALIBORN FOR THE DAY THIS IS NOT BECOMING A ASK CALIBORN BLOG AND WILL FUNCTION AS USUAL SO DONT SEND IN ASKS THAT ARENT ACTUALLY ASKING ANYTHING OF RELEVANCE , BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I MIGHT BE AS SCANDALOUS AS TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT ANYTHING FARTHER THAN THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN DISGUSTING, I DO HAVE SOME CLASS YOU KNOW.