What do you think about the new update?

I thought it was pretty obvious that Homestuck was illuminati. After all Homestuck is 9 letters long. You know what else is 9? The troll’s session number is 612. 6+1+2= 9. The beta kids session number is 413. 4+1+3= 8. Vriska’s signature number is also 8. 9+9+8+8=34. Do you see it yet? No? Well prepared to be blown away. The alpha kid session number is 1111. 1+1+1+1= 4. Take the 4 out of 34 and what do you get? That’s right, 3. There are 3 sides on illuminati triangle. Homestuck confirmed illuminati.