So what you're saying is, Homestuck is actually one huge Naruto fanfiction

Yes you see John (Naruto) is a lively prankster. Dave (Sasuke) has red eyes and a dicky older brother. Rose (Sakura) wears a headband is named after a flower. Jade (Kakashi) has a dog and over sleeps. They are antagonized by a mysterious group of several different individuals called the trolls (akatsuki). Some of the bad guys include the puppet Lil Cal (Sasori), the aquatic individual the Condesce (Kisame), the sneaky serket Vriska (Vriska), and the guy with multiple selves Jack Noir (Pain). All of whom were being manipulated behind the scenes by a super strong guy with crazy eyes Lord English (Madara) and his white right-hand-man Doc Scratch (White Zetsu)